Personal Lolcows - Lolcows in your personal life.

[Hummingbird]

You guys have some great lolcows. The closest I had was when I took classes at the local tech school along with my high school studies. I was in a speech class and there was one woman who had this weird girl (who was referred to as Grease Monster) she was assigned to. During their presentation, Grease Monster kept babbling on and on about something that barely fits the report and she yelled at Grease Monster to shut-up. Being the naive kid that was used to stories of how the misunderstood kid could be alright if you give them a chance so I volunteered to be Grease Monster's partner.

On our first assignment, I tried to bounce ideas off of what we should do ours on. It was like talking to a wall that occasionally made sounds. After picking a subject myself the woman from before saw my frustration and jokingly said now I know how she feels. This did help us bond, especially after one very hot day where Grease Monster let out a nasty aroma when I was sitting next to her. I could hardly breathe and was watching the clock the whole time. I told her about what happened and started busting up laughing and telling jokes about how we'd have to get her clean. We settled for a truck full of Goo-Gone and lots and lost of brilo pads (with some steel wool ones to make sure.) After the class ended, no one ever saw her again.

 

[TopperHay]

Another thing to add on to this guy is that he has this weird obsession with pizza and where it comes from. He goes on these weird rants that New York family-owned pizzerias are the ONLY places to get pizza from and all shop-bought pizzas are inferior and full of nasty chemicals and preservatives and how he'll never eat them, ever. Funnily enough, he buys store-bought pizza crusts and store-bought sauce because he's too lazy to make his own pizza from scratch, which isn't really that difficult. And the brand of pizza crust he buys is full of chemicals. The hypocrisy makes me laugh every time.

Yet ANOTHER one to add to this guy. One of our friends set up a FaceBook group to share our art and this guy was part of it. I'll call him 'P'. This is what happened....

Spoiler

The group is created.

Everyone is happily sharing their artwork.

P keeps bumping his posts in an attempt to get more comments and likes.

P leaves the group in a fit of jealous rage (claiming that 'stress' is the reason he left) because his art isn't getting enough 'likes' as he thinks it should.

Group carries on as usual.

P comes back after a week or two and becomes admin of the group.

Suddenly, nobody is allowed to post pictures anymore.

When we asked why we weren't allowed to post art, he claimed that it wasn't an art group, despite it being created specifically for that purpose in the first place.

So yeah, just getting really tired of this guy.

 

[Hummingbird]

BTW, the one who did the stories on Alec and B.J. (sorry I forgot your name), those were hilarious.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

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1. BLACKBusterCritic VS Gligar13Vids

Spoiler

https://youtube.com/watch?v=7nlf3TZGkxE

Ah yes, most of which everyone know about. Basically, Gligar made a shitty commentary on BBC's video and then BBC made several videos debunking his arguments and more videos. And thus begin the downfall of the Commentary Community.

I've heard about this video, and between the people we've mentioned before (A-Log and his former circlejerk, this guy) and those who further fucked the community over (The other targets of BBC like Youngbloodfantasy, Hellsing920). Were there any good commentators back when the community was around?

Oh and no, I don't count Retsupurae or TGWTG. The latter especially because they have their own site.

 

[c-no]

I've heard about this video, and between the people we've mentioned before (A-Log and his former circlejerk, this guy) and those who further fucked the community over (The other targets of BBC like Youngbloodfantasy, Hellsing920). Were there any good commentators back when the community was around?

Oh and no, I don't count Retsupurae or TGWTG. The latter especially because they have their own site.

Looking back on whether or not there were good commentators, part of me wants to say yes but I'm sure that if I were to show it could just say otherwise.

Yet ANOTHER one to add to this guy. One of our friends set up a FaceBook group to share our art and this guy was part of it. I'll call him 'P'. This is what happened....

Spoiler

The group is created.

Everyone is happily sharing their artwork.

P keeps bumping his posts in an attempt to get more comments and likes.

P leaves the group in a fit of jealous rage (claiming that 'stress' is the reason he left) because his art isn't getting enough 'likes' as he thinks it should.

Group carries on as usual.

P comes back after a week or two and becomes admin of the group.

Suddenly, nobody is allowed to post pictures anymore.

When we asked why we weren't allowed to post art, he claimed that it wasn't an art group, despite it being created specifically for that purpose in the first place.

So yeah, just getting really tired of this guy.

He must really be jealous of others if their art had gotten more likes than him. Just how would he even become the admin?

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Looking back on whether or not there were good commentators, part of me wants to say yes but I'm sure that if I were to show it could just say otherwise.

I do have to wonder though, wouldn't BBC be considered a commentator? After all, he does exhibit some the same traits that they do (like adding in text after making the video). Plus he seems to be adamant about not editing anything out of his videos, even if it'll end up detracting from the overall point he's trying to get across. Not saying he's bad, just that he needs to know what Video Making 101 is.

TL;DR version: He may deny it, but BBC can technically be considered as one of them.

 

[TopperHay]

He must really be jealous of others if their art had gotten more likes than him. Just how would he even become the admin?

My guess is that he pressured the guy who created the group to add him back in as an admin. The group creator is nice, but I think he's a bit too nice for his own good.

Also, from what I had seen, everybody got the same amount of likes with each picture they posted. He's specifically targeted me, my fiancé and two of my friends as the main source of his jealous feelings. I don't know what's more pathetic, that he's angry over a few piddly little likes on Facebook or that he's jealous of us. We're just a bunch of weirdos!

 

[telegramsamo]

I've mentioned the autistic man-child in my family on here a few times before. Well, his mother called my grandmother asking for money. Her angelic son has stolen her debit card to hire a prostitute and finally rid himself of his virginity. He says his iPad is missing, so it's possible he hocked that to help fund this endeavor.

He's discussed getting a hooker before. A few weeks ago, he had a very inappropriate conversation with his mom and my grandmother about how a woman at the bus stop offered to suck his dick for $20. His step-grandfather has offered to get him a prostitute a couple times before.

 

[deeman]

Let me tell about this bloke, let´s call him Tony, mostly because it´s his name. He doesn´t really think things through all the time, like with his last apartments door, he had messsed with it so the "automatic lock" couldn´t be changed, wich lead to that he alteast once a week locked himself out.

So me and a friend where in his town and rumbling like weens (as always) and my other friend decide to get some sleep. So Tony had to follow him to the apartment and lock up his door (i hope i get the bizarre thoughts here) but he refused to acknowledge the well known fact that Tony himself had to keep the key after locking up the door for my friend. Since we were going to party for a couple of more hours in the hot summernight. He insisted for like, five minutes while we were walking home about:

1: Lock up the door.
2: Let our friend in.
3: Put the key through the "letterhole" or what you call it.

Of course, the failtasm that is Tony´s mind, refused to acknowledge the utter waste of part 3 of his process. A well as why he didn´t just hand the keys to our friend if that´s the case? I tried to make him understand that we are the ones that needs that key since the sleepy guy are a heavy sleeper. So... okay, not handing the key to our friend by putting it through the effing letterhole then... Then he say that summers most overused funny phrase...

"But what if i hide the keys in the flowerpot outside of the building?"
- "Why don´t you try your pockets, Tony?"

Sorry if this wasnt as funny in text and i suck at english and that shit. I´ll probably share some other stupid things about him, he´s too clever for a lolcow, but he would be a great clown. if not drunk.

EDIT: He is pretty aware that his antics is noteworthy and he probably don´t mind me uploading this... His typical sunday, the dead expression and that half drinked beer ready to be swept in one take before he opened his eyes, luckily, he´s not drinking so often anymore.

 

[c-no]

My guess is that he pressured the guy who created the group to add him back in as an admin. The group creator is nice, but I think he's a bit too nice for his own good.

Also, from what I had seen, everybody got the same amount of likes with each picture they posted. He's specifically targeted me, my fiancé and two of my friends as the main source of his jealous feelings. I don't know what's more pathetic, that he's angry over a few piddly little likes on Facebook or that he's jealous of us. We're just a bunch of weirdos!

Perhaps you could say both. Get's angry over a few petty likes on Facebook while being jealous of you and a few others.

 

[Varis]

Let me tell about this bloke, let´s call him Tony, mostly because it´s his name. He doesn´t really think things through all the time, like with his last apartments door, he had messsed with it so the "automatic lock" couldn´t be changed, wich lead to that he alteast once a week locked himself out.

So me and a friend where in his town and rumbling like weens (as always) and my other friend decide to get some sleep. So Tony had to follow him to the apartment and lock up his door (i hope i get the bizarre thoughts here) but he refused to acknowledge the well known fact that Tony himself had to keep the key after locking up the door for my friend. Since we were going to party for a couple of more hours in the hot summernight. He insisted for like, five minutes while we were walking home about:

1: Lock up the door.
2: Let our friend in.
3: Put the key through the "letterhole" or what you call it.

Of course, the failtasm that is Tony´s mind, refused to acknowledge the utter waste of part 3 of his process. A well as why he didn´t just hand the keys to our friend if that´s the case? I tried to make him understand that we are the ones that needs that key since the sleepy guy are a heavy sleeper. So... okay, not handing the key to our friend by putting it through the effing letterhole then... Then he say that summers most overused funny phrase...

"But what if i hide the keys in the flowerpot outside of the building?"
- "Why don´t you try your pockets, Tony?"

Sorry if this wasnt as funny in text and i suck at english and that shit. I´ll probably share some other stupid things about him, he´s too clever for a lolcow, but he would be a great clown. if not drunk.

EDIT: He is pretty aware that his antics is noteworthy and he probably don´t mind me uploading this... His typical sunday, the dead expression and that half drinked beer ready to be swept in one take before he opened his eyes, luckily, he´s not drinking so often anymore.

Whuh... why didn't he want to take the key with him?

 

[deeman]

Whuh... why didn't he want to take the key with him?

That is the mystery... i think i had to retell him the premise of "Lock up door for sleepy friend, take key with us!" as good as i possibly could. But like a certain lolcow, he get fixated on totally stupid things, like, why lock up the door, close it and put the key through the lettebox on the door? Don't remember if he ever understood or really cared. He is one of those you have to take care and be the more sober person for, someday i better write down more stupidity from him. One good thing with him is that he is accepting the fact that he always is that clown in the gang.

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

Since I have nothing to do today I'll add to my previous post.
That guy is also spoiled as shit. His family is not rich, but he gets around 250€ of pocket money with some bonuses every month - not having to pay for anything at home gives him pretty much more money to spend on shit than Chris does with his tugboat. So he keeps buying shit he doesn't need - like buying a new iMac every year or so (which'll bring me to another point later) in addition to the latest, most expensive PC parts. And then he plays Duke Nukem 3D all day. He doesn't even have idea what all these things do - when I got a new graphics card once he was like "oh wow, you have a more powerful GPU than me", I replied "yeah, but you have two in SLI" so he went "wut? I only have one monitor so the second card is not having any use". Even though it gave him performance boost which he did not realize. Excuse me, but even if you think that SLI does nothing on a single screen, and yet you don't have a second monitor and you don't intend to get one, why the hell would you spend money on a second identical card? And he buys all that at stores where everything is much more expensive than if you bought them wisely. Same things that piss me off off with OPL's Lego spendings - I have my hobbies and I spend the amount of money I get wisely, and if I had as much money as any of those two I'd have pretty much everything I need. It doesn't need much guessing that he doesn't know about value of money - he'd once flash me a 100€ banknote on the webcam saying "not lots of money" (okay, it might be in west Europe - but in the context he spends it on it is a lot of money, and if he knew anything about the world he'd know that it's insensitive when talking to someone from a dirt poor country like mine. I bet if he was actually consciously a douchebag he'd blow his nose into it on webcam). He'd also keep telling me that he'll buy a Lamborghini because "saving up money is easy". If this was the period when I was only getting to know him I'd think he's just joking around, but with his understand of economy - he isn't. This is unsettling, because a few years back I showed him a photo of the typical Polish neighborhood of communist apartment blocks - and he asked me "wow, do you own the whole building?". I thought he was just joking back then, but now that I know his concept of economy I'm very willing to bet he does not believe that owning a whole 12-story building to live in is an absurd thought.
So about the iMac thing - he knows jack shit about computer hardware. I personally don't like iMacs having worked with them for a bit, but he buys those overpriced boxes for "even better gaming than on [his] PC" - because he has that mentality that anything more expensive must be automatically superior. When I posted a chart about the overpricedness and inefficiency of Macs for gaming - he told me the gem that Macs can have more RAM than PC, because PCs can only have 2GB per module at best. I guess me having two pieces of 4GB RAM in my computer is witchcraft. All this couples with the SLI thing - and yet he thinks he's a computer expert. Dunning-Kruger effect at its best.

 

[HG 400]

Sean is a kid who lives next door to me.

Fuck him

 

[Foulmouth]

I don't know shit, jus' being patriotic

 

[Dunsparce]

I got word that this thread has turned into a "Talk about the people you don't like" thread rather than a thread about personal lolcows. I'm here to everyone to get the topic back on track or I'll lock this shit.

 

[Colress]

agreed, Dunsparce. i'm also voting for more stories of Batty

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

Jason David Frank

This guy. And for some good reasons.

Spoiler: Facebook

First of all, JDF on facebook. Around the time I was getting into tokusatsu, JDF broke the world record for most pine boards destroyed while jumping out of a plane (his record has since been beated). I thought cool, so decided to follow him.
* He ends most posts with an annoying "yeeeeeeeeeea"
* He sometimes posts pictures of his family in compromising positions, such as a picture of his wife sleeping, his 11 year old daughter in the bath (with a swimming suit) or one of his wife in a swimsuit with a nipple visible (Don't really mind these, but there are critics who use this against him.)
* Shares almost anything doing with his time as a ranger.
* Recently, he's been posting vids of him trying to be cool and funny. These include breaking a changing station in a public bathroom and, I swear this is true, "street racing" a car in trying to pass him by speeding up. With the latter, I think his daughter was in the vehicle.

Spoiler: Salt Lake Convention

So, there's that. Then you have his con appearances. Now many fans will swear he's a great guy, very down to Earth. The problem is many people will state that they have had bad experiences with him. Case in point, this account popped up after a recent con.
http://www.rangerboard.com/showthread.php?t=168282
To summarize:
* Man and his daughter go to meet JDF.
* While getting photos taken with him, the process is so rushed his daughter's face is covered by the morpher prop in the photo.
* When going to get the photo autographed. Man gave JDF a drawing he did years ago and was cut off with JDF telling him to follow him on facebook and was pushed aside. The whole meeting took about 15 seconds.
* Daughter started crying about not being able to give him her picture.
* Aide brought daughter back to JDF, where he accepted her picture.
* With mixed feelings afterwards, they attended another autograph session. With no one else in line, JDF wouldn't even look up from his cellphone.

This made it back to JDF, where he tried to say he was sick at the time. Then he accused the OP of being a hater (was actually a very big fan beforehand) and said "send me back the picture and I'll send you back the money."

well ryan yes i saw this happen people moved the long way to fast i was really upset my self.. i did say sorry even Took a FREE pic. and i have here drawing her at my house.. you came back a few times to hang out.. i had a huge line and feel i was more then fair.. all about money? that offends me after i say sorry take free pic 2 in fact i tried man.. its to bad you feel that way.. whats your pay pal money i rather just refund you so you can go on your way.. sorry again and god bless!!!

and as far and cutting line in front of people thats NOT excepted i AM a hero to many.. this is UNHEARD of fans like this make me upset.. its not the money man...i was sick did what i could made you happy took a pic. but like you said insisted to hang around time and time again. the con is about other people too man....ask around in fact I'm posting cause I'm NOT worried about this non sense!!! ill be MORE and happy send me photos back ill pay you cash back simple!!!! way to start off to a good easter!!

shoot guys another hater of course ill give his money back this whole thing must be some kind of tommy hater NEVER said cheat saban caught the cheaters I'm a man of my word...i gave out SO MANY free things..YOU my friend will NOT get my attention again!! best to hit another page taking away from my true fans.. dude i remember you ..YOU over used this to come to booth over and over again staff even saw i gave you a TON of stuff now GOOD BYE!!!

Note, this was someone else calling JDF out, not the OP

Spoiler: Jason's Return

Recently, Austin St. John (Jason) returned to the con circuit (he had been a paramedic in the Middle East for the last couple of years). JDF pulled out of a con hours after St. John's appearance was announced. JDF tried to claim something about how he promised time with his daughter or had a shoot, but the con head said in an interview it was because of a clause in JDF's contract. See, JDF can pick which other Rangers he appears with, and since he has a grudge against St. John (supposedly about stories St. John said on set 20 years ago and using a stage name. At one time he kept pushing for him and St. John having a real fight "because the fans want it"). Then, JDF says he would appear but only if the rest of the original rangers did for free.

I should point out JDF is the highest paid ranger in the convention circuit.

Spoiler: Morphin' Madness

A few months back, there was this contest. Kids at home got to vote for their favorite rangers, with the winners of each match continuing on to the next week. Voting was limited to once per day. JDF did the following:
* Started off by telling his fans to vote for him (fine)
* Offered autographs to fans who vote for all three of his rangers every day that week (they must post pictures to prove it) (A little iffy, but I'll allow it)

* When his rangers were losing, he posted on facebook that he couldn't understand, the votes must be rigged by haters and finished by saying "I am your hero." (Whut?) (the "hero" one is a separate post I haven't been able to locate.

ATTN: this has to be rigged apparently there are a few hater groups that are making sure we lose. NO way that these votes are real from 80% to this??
Dino 30%, Green 30%, White 31%. I have 4 million reaches and this has to be rigged. Don't let a few hater groups running these votes. Come on team you all have the social media drive. White Dino beat green what?? Must be a toy thing or then again got to love haters. This is in your hands now. VOTE create groups what ever u have to do. Lol log on!!"

* Posted on facebook how to get around voting restrictions (Foul)

* When whoever was running the show deleted votes deemed fraudulent, most rangers lost thousands while JDF lost merely a few hundred and won his races. No punishment for telling his followers how to cast fraudulent votes.
* During a soon-after reddit session, he deflected questions about his actions. He cited it was the haters who cast the fraudulent votes and he doesn't condone cheating.

JDFFFN: First don't ruin this new thing i have lol. 2nd wasn't crying cheating is not ok I'm my book

and never said cheat i said vote daily ok moving on!!!

He will always maintain he does everything for his fans.

Some other stuff:
* Posted a picture of himself with executive producer Jon Tzachor, saying Tzachor saved Power Rangers after Disney "ruined it" (Tzachor comes under intense scrutiny from fans and former crew members due to being a notorious cheapskate while heading some of the worst received seasons). When people asked him what he meant (often pointing out that JDF starred in a Disney season), he said Disney ruined the show by not promoting it. Nothing to do with the actual quality of those seasons.
(Tzachor is being replaced next year, likely because the current season, Megaforce, has underperformed in both ratings and toy sales. JDF's post seems to me him coming to the defense of a friend)
* Has a youtube "reality show" about himself called My Morphin' Life."
* When the upcoming Mighty Morphin' reboot movie was announced he, and I shit you fucking not, posted the personal contact information of one of the higher-ups at Lionsgate and told his followers to tell Lionsgate to put him in the movie. This was within hours of the announcement and fans did contact her, saying no one would watch a Power Rangers movie without JDF.
* Tried to pitch a solo Green Ranger movie starring himself for the last few years.
* When asked about his time on the set, his stories will change to whatever will make him look the best. Take for instance St. John, Walter Jones or Truy Trang (RIP) leaving. If they are with him at the panel, he will say he agreed with them and would have walked if he didn't have a newborn at the time. If alone, he will condemn them for being too greedy.
* Some issues with him behind the scenes. Supposedly put a fly in David Yost's (Billy) sandwich and farted on a sleeping Steve Cardenas (Rocky). While working on Disney's Dino Thunder, was said to be a drama queen who only cared about getting his closeup by castmate Emma Lahana.
* Has bashed former Rangers who turned down returning for the 20th anniversary (they often cite they were expected to do so for little pay. According to Matt Austin (SPD Green), he would have taken a personal loss by doing so)
* Has said people who don't like Tommy/Him are not "true Power Rangers fans."
* Often said to be the face of the franchise. I'd like to point out the series was only saved from cancellation during Turbo when he (and the other vet rangers) left and were replaced. The Turbo movie tanked and viewership had been on the decline since around the second season (where he took over as leader and the aforementioned departure of Jason, Trini and Zack occured)
* Decided to hold a panel when he was scheduled to sign autographs.

His fans also seem to think people criticize him because "it's the cool thing to do" because he's so big.

 

[Null]

 

[Queen of Tarts]

A friend of the family more or less qualifies as this, so I'll go into some details.

I met this person when my mom started hanging around her sometime in the 90's. Let's call her Coocoo. She's a total pill head and known as the town slut (she'll sleep with anything, my mom suspected she's slept with some of our family members too). She has been arrested for pulling a gun on an officer, and the whole time she was in there, she would make calls to her own house from jail and no one would answer them. My mom was staying there at the time. Nope, just let it ring and ring.

I used to feel really sorry for her until I spent more time around her. The woman is seriously disturbed. Every time my mom has a guy, she tries to take him from her, usually by dressing in something provocative ALA Pixyteri (a blue tube top comes to mind...Where's the brain bleach when you need it?) Her tits are quite saggy too, so it was...unpleasant to look at, to say the least. Coupled with the severe premature wrinkles she has from all the drug use and you have a veritable recipe for gouging your own eyes out.

She has been known to pick up guys as young as 19, her being past 50 now. She will literally fuck any guy who will give her the time of day. Most of the recent men she's been with all steal from her, usually pills or money, and she lets them do it. According to them, her snizz is the stuff of nightmares. I'll take their word from it, but hearing first hand from a family member her beg a current boyfriend for dick right in front of him, I'll say she doesn't get it often and when she does, the guys are hard up.

I really have nothing against her. She's always been a topic to laugh about, but I can't imagine staying with the woman. She's negative all the time and loves to cause drama. If you don't show her the slightest amount of attention, she will pout. Like a child. And she's 50 something.