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sparklemilhouse said:
This guy I saw up at target today wearing a my little pony shirt...and somehow I could tell that he wasn't wearing it as a joke.

Was it the neckbeard, the stench, and the way he carried himself that gave it away, or was it the fedora and the stereotypical misogynistic tendencies?
 
Saney said:
Holy shit. I just read a bit of the comment sections in the things you linked. She's really ignorant, isn't she? It seems like she goes out of her way to avoid learning about diversity.
 
I mainly go after extremists of any sort, such as political (liberals (especially liberals) and conservatives) religious (bible thumping catholics, extreme athiests,), mainly because they are intolerant douchebags and are in dire need of smacktard fumigation
 
Rio said:
Saney said:
Holy shit. I just read a bit of the comment sections in the things you linked. She's really ignorant, isn't she? It seems like she goes out of her way to avoid learning about diversity.
Oh yeah, not to mention stubborn and dumb as rocks. Anytime someone starts to beat her in an argument, she just ignores them. Or she just goes "No, you!".
 
BigBoss said:
sparklemilhouse said:
This guy I saw up at target today wearing a my little pony shirt...and somehow I could tell that he wasn't wearing it as a joke.

Was it the neckbeard, the stench, and the way he carried himself that gave it away, or was it the fedora and the stereotypical misogynistic tendencies?

It was the way he carried himself. No hat, no neckbeard, but you could tell something was ... Up with him.
 
Here's a meltdown I found on some random person's Fanfiction.net profile while doing some googling.

I am on hiatus. I hate you all. Yes, even the ones I've never met and am unlikely to meet. I HATE EVERYONE. I'm not talking to anyone. I'm not writing ANYTHING, I'm not even going to bother socialising anymore I am going to sit in my room and ANGST. Hell, I may even try and paint it black. JUST TO PISS PEOPLE OFF!

Why, you ask?

I'm FAILING high school. After years of advanced classes and out thinking the GOD DAMNED TEACHERS, I am failing EVERY FUCKING SUBJECT.
Why? BECAUSE I CAN'T ASK FOR HELP WHEN I NEED IT!
AND THE ONLY TEACHER WHO REALISED I NEEDED HELP WAS ONE WHO'S SUBJECT I HATE ANYWAY!

Not a good enough reason? Here's another.
NO-ONE REMEMBERED MY BIRTHDAY! NOT MY FRIENDS! NOT MY FAMILY!
I had to REMIND my MOTHER who's birthday is the day BEFORE mine that it was my birthday, and than make her go to town to get my presents because she hadn't got me any. Way to celebrate my 16th year of life. If this is how much impact I've made on the world, I might as not have fucking bothered being born. All those fucking conselling sessions, therapists and personal develpoements groups, and all I've learned is that NO ONE FUCKING CARES ABOUT ANYONE BUT THEMSELVES!!
Way to kill my optimism world. Thanks. Thanks a fucking bunch.

Fuck you all.

I'm going to go create a new e-mail addy and shit. So I never have to talk to people ever again.
Got a laugh out of me, at least.
 
Himawari said:
Here's a meltdown I found on some random person's Fanfiction.net profile while doing some googling.

I am on hiatus. I hate you all. Yes, even the ones I've never met and am unlikely to meet. I HATE EVERYONE. I'm not talking to anyone. I'm not writing ANYTHING, I'm not even going to bother socialising anymore I am going to sit in my room and ANGST. Hell, I may even try and paint it black. JUST TO PISS PEOPLE OFF!

Why, you ask?

I'm FAILING high school. After years of advanced classes and out thinking the GOD DAMNED TEACHERS, I am failing EVERY FUCKING SUBJECT.
Why? BECAUSE I CAN'T ASK FOR HELP WHEN I NEED IT!
AND THE ONLY TEACHER WHO REALISED I NEEDED HELP WAS ONE WHO'S SUBJECT I HATE ANYWAY!

Not a good enough reason? Here's another.
NO-ONE REMEMBERED MY BIRTHDAY! NOT MY FRIENDS! NOT MY FAMILY!
I had to REMIND my MOTHER who's birthday is the day BEFORE mine that it was my birthday, and than make her go to town to get my presents because she hadn't got me any. Way to celebrate my 16th year of life. If this is how much impact I've made on the world, I might as not have fucking bothered being born. All those fucking conselling sessions, therapists and personal develpoements groups, and all I've learned is that NO ONE FUCKING CARES ABOUT ANYONE BUT THEMSELVES!!
Way to kill my optimism world. Thanks. Thanks a fucking bunch.

Fuck you all.

I'm going to go create a new e-mail addy and shit. So I never have to talk to people ever again.
Got a laugh out of me, at least.

Wow, ok, the teachers not helping him while he's in highschool I can understand to an extent (still no excuse for this behavior), if it was college, not so much. As for the birthday bit, has he ever considered that maybe his parents maybe had alot on their minds? Heck, my dad forgets my age some times, but again, he has alot to do every day, so I can't expect him to remember EVERYTHING.
 
^ gotta say, that's the most selfish 16 year old I've ever heard of. Ever. In just a few paragraphs.

Anyway, lol bronies. As I've said before, I just love how "brony" sounds at first like a dudebro with other dudebros who just so happen to enjoy the cartoon for one reason or another. Making time in their busy schedule of beer, Xbox, and partying (and having girlfriends) to celebrate pastel cartoon ponies. And instead, they are the exact opposite of dudebros in every single way. "horsefucker" sounds like Mr. Hands, or someone that at least has a sex life at all. I'm surprised no one came up with a name that fits them better.

I'd like to know why assholes like bronies and loveshies had to go and ruin a perfectly nice type of hat. That wasn't very nice of them.
 
Ableism is a thing, but Riley cannot be explained in any way. They are mean as a snake and used to go by several different LiveJournal names, including gisei_nashi_ni, I think, in order to practice said assholery. If WOC do not agree with Riley sufficiently, Riley accuses them of being secretly white or "white-identified," i.e. the female equivalent of Uncle Tom. They also go on and on about how Arkh was going to be so totally diverse, but (a) all of the characters are still thin, conventionally pretty people who look like JRPG characters; (b) one is nominally Japanese but wearing a cheongsam for no good reason; (c) no matter the sex or gender of people in relationships, said relationships still follow stereotyped dom/sub, seme/uke/whatever gender role patterns... Riley is so Doin It Rong that fellow activists are sick of them.
 
I reread this thread, and I thought I brought up Billy, but maybe that was the old forum.

Billy shot himself in the foot the second week of middle school by ... pooping himself in gym class. He was playing basketball and the poop kinda just snuck out, past our school issued gold gym shorts. I didn't see the incident sadly. A friend also said that Billy panic dumped in the locker room too.

All through the rest of middle school everybody called Billy "doo doo". Which I know sounds horrible, but man, Billy deserved it. Billy was so annoying. I saw it first hand when I was stuck with him in 8th grade, all day except for elective and gym. Billy tried so hard to be cool, but nobody is going to like a tattletale. He was always running to our vice principal about being bullied, but it was just for minor shit. I wish I remembered examples.

One day this big kid, Woodrow had enuff. Billy was trying to be badass and he was pestering Woodrow. Woodrow was a pretty calm, professional kid. He calmly pushed billy aside and kept on walking. Billy pitched a shit fit and began crying and he ran to the vice principals office, I think, can't remember. We all were like "wtf" and walked to our final class of the day.

You know, we were just sitting in reading class doing our assignments on The Pigman, when suddenly, the door flies open, and Billy yells "you better watch your back, Woodrow!!! and waddle runs out the other door in the portable classroom we were in. Everybody in the class fucking DIED. We were all red faced, tears down our faces.

There was an alleged poop incident either a few weeks before or after, can't remember. Sitting in math class, doing math, bullsshitting, when we all smelled something. More substantial than a fart. Billy ran out. He missed school for a while.

He made it a semester at our high school until him and his folks hightailed it to California. He gave me a rose once freshman year. Fucking gross.
 
Okay, I will share what I know of this one girl that me and my friend know. Let's call her Ginny-Chan. My friend is a fanfiction writer and a rather popular one. She wrote a retailing of the Hades/Persephone myth on the Greek mythology section of Fanfiction.net and later she self-published it (Don't worry it was good; not like Glora Tesch) anyway she friended her on facebook through her author account she made (She had a seperate account for family and real life friends)

Anyway, Ginny-Chan messaged her and they got to talking and she mentioned that she liked post by post rpging. I should note I also rpg with this friend. Anyway, right off the back she turned out to be a shitty rpger and always demanded to be the female (they mainly do couple rpgs) and the female she played would be annoying, whining, bitchy, and would always try to provoke the male into raping her. Ginny-Chan has a serious rape fetish and one time they were rpging my friend got so annoyed at her female that she wrote (OOC) that she wanted to smack the girl and Ginny-chan said go ahead.

Well, besides being a shitty rpger with a rape fetish. She was also a liar and would constantly lie even in the face of evidence contrary to her claims. Here is an example. I once chatted with her on facebook about rpging (I was morbidly curious) and I said I didn't do smut (sex) and a few months later she claimed that I said I was against kissing in rpgs. I once trolled her, but that's another story.

My friend is on the forums. If she wants to she can fell you in on more about Ginny-Chan. Since most our my interactions with Ginny-Chan have been brief and most of what I hear is second hand info.
 
AtroposHeart said:
Okay, I will share what I know of this one girl that me and my friend know. Let's call her Ginny-Chan. My friend is a fanfiction writer and a rather popular one. She wrote a retailing of the Hades/Persephone myth on the Greek mythology section of Fanfiction.net and later she self-published it (Don't worry it was good; not like Glora Tesch) anyway she friended her on facebook through her author account she made (She had a seperate account for family and real life friends)

Anyway, Ginny-Chan messaged her and they got to talking and she mentioned that she liked post by post rpging. I should note I also rpg with this friend. Anyway, right off the back she turned out to be a shitty rpger and always demanded to be the female (they mainly do couple rpgs) and the female she played would be annoying, whining, bitchy, and would always try to provoke the male into raping her. Ginny-Chan has a serious rape fetish and one time they were rpging my friend got so annoyed at her female that she wrote (OOC) that she wanted to smack the girl and Ginny-chan said go ahead.

Well, besides being a shitty rpger with a rape fetish. She was also a liar and would constantly lie even in the face of evidence contrary to her claims. Here is an example. I once chatted with her on facebook about rpging (I was morbidly curious) and I said I didn't do smut (sex) and a few months later she claimed that I said I was against kissing in rpgs. I once trolled her, but that's another story.

My friend is on the forums. If she wants to she can fell you in on more about Ginny-Chan. Since most our my interactions with Ginny-Chan have been brief and most of what I hear is second hand info.

Ginny Chan and Chris Chan... for some reason this seems so, so natural! Could this potentially be Chrystal's mother? :tomgirl:
 
Satan said:
Ginny Chan and Our Pet Lolcow... for some reason this seems so, so natural! Could this potentially be Chrystal's mother? :tomgirl:

Actually, my friend and I have discussed the possibly of setting them up on a blind date. They are both in Virgina
 
Hi9. I'm AtroposHeart's friend, and the one who was unfortunate enough to rp with Ginny-chan. What Atropos said was right, Ginny-Chan was really into rape rps. She ALWAYS wanted me to play the male. Now, I do not mind being the male sometimes, but she wanted me to assume the male/dominant role ALL the time and it was like trying to pull out teeth to get a turn as the female. She also wanted me (as my male characters) to be very dominant to the point of being rape-y. her female characters, whether they were original characters or in a fandom that we both enjoyed, were always stupid cunts. I kid you not. When I tried to be firm with her (in the rp) by say, disciplining her or even throwing her in the dungeon (this was when i played a king) her character continued to be willfully defiant, and in ways that a sane person would find unproductive to the situation. I soon realized that she made her characters do this to provoke my character into becoming more harsh with her. This happened with pretty much any rp we did. I later learned from her that she had a sub fetish and enjoyed being spanked and tied up in real life.

I don't judge people who are submissives (or doms) but I've never really been into the D/s scene. I had no desire to be part of her fetishes or fantasies as they were too much for me, and I told her she needed to find a rp partner more suited to her tastes. I explained to her that I did not enjoy what she wanted, and that I was tired of playing the same thing over and over with different couples. She kept saying she only wanted to play with me and that I was the bestest rper ever. She could never take no for an answer, and would continue to whine and badger me.

Regarding my book, she enjoyed the original version of it I had posted online at FFN. I took it down to refine and edit it into a book, and she asked that I sell her a copy ahead of time. I said no because this would not be fair to my other fans. She kept whining and begging, not caring that I told her that it would be wrong for me to do this. She is a selfish bitch who always wants what she wants, and explanations do not sway her, she just steamrolls over them and just keeps begging and whining. I have already published my first book, and am about to release my second in a couple of weeks. She begged me to again release a copy to her early. Again I said no. Again she whines and begs. She has no tact or respect. I had to block her off Facebook, but she finds me on AIM and recently she really ground my gears with begging for the second book. I blocked her. This caused her to IM me with six more accounts within the same night, all of which I blocked.

Seriously, if someone blocks you several times, you'd think that's a indication that you should leave them the fuck alone. This happened while I was also chatting with AtroposHeart, and we had a good laugh over it, and I emailed her the transcript of her begging for the book. Ginny-Chan has lied to both of us, even when I copypasta'd her lies back to her to show her that she had indeed said this or that, and she would still deny whatever she said even though I had the IM evidence right then and there.

Another thing that really bothered me about Ginny-Chan was that she kept asking me for my real name, and a picture of me so she could know what I looked like. People like her are why I use a pen name for my books, and also why I refuse to post pictures of myself. I had told her no at least a dozen times over my real name and pictures, yet she would not give up.
 
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