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At least some of his parodies are better than the original.
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Chavs are a legitimate menace through and through especially the Scottish variant the NedIt was a short lived flash in the pan thing, about “Chavs”.
Basically it was middle and lower upper class British people being mean about poorer people.
If the cast of Downton abbey, the IT Crowd and Outnumbered were taking the piss out of the UK Shameless cast.
For me personally, it was the first time I really saw an ongoing forum war, with offshoot forums, trolling raids, lol cows, overzealous jannies, doxing, wannabe nazi/fascist/white supremacists, cliques, trolling, vast threads about stupidity and people who really seemed to think of the online world as an extension of their social life.
It was interesting as a quite diverse cross section of people became involved and so when discussion was civil, it had a real mixture of opinion.
Of course, nothing lasts forever so the ego of the owner, a large gentleman, with a balding ponytail, literally comic book guy from the simpsons, kept locking things down, made it subscription only, lost nearly all members, and speculation here might have had to declare bankruptcy as he was contracted to write some stocking filler books, and never seemed to deliver the last couple.
Basically think an even fatter angrier Patrick Tomlinson, with a worse writing CV.
There were some notable characters, idiots and trolls.
Leelad.net became pretty much the kiwi farms of Chavscum.
I am glossing over a hell of a lot, but basically that’s the most important stuff to know from my recollection.
I do like seeing people catch up too, so
Oooooh nice!
Thanks for that!
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That's a low bar to clear considering what absolutely forgettable ass that show was, and was obviously going to be from the start. He should just let everyone forget it, so the healing can begin.
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This Chef Pii lady of TikTok Pink Sauce fame might be worth a watch, particularly if she ends up killing somebody.
She's apparently a caterer from the Miami area, real name as yet undetermined. Almost all the videos on her TikTok channel feature her in gigantic false lashes pouring the sauce over fast food.She makes The Pink Sauce, a condiment apparently made from sunflower oil, honey, "vinger," and spices. Apparently the Pepto-Bismol-like pink color is provided by pitaya/dragonfruit, which I always thought were white on the inside but apparently red varieties exist - though suspiciously it's a darker shade of red than the sauce. The label claims that each bottle contains 444 servings, which, at a 1 tbsp serving size, comes out to almost three quarts. (Chef Pii has since said this is a typo and each bottle contains 444 grams of sauce, which is a weight measurement, not a volume one, so who the fuck knows.)
You'll notice that the sauce contains milk plus lemon juice and citric acid, which equals curdled milk, particularly in something that's not refrigerated. Accordingly, some people are getting some not-so-appetizing sauce (which they paid twenty dollars a bottle for, plus shipping).
Furthermore, there's some skepticism about the honesty of her labeling; this guy who claims to be an expert in sauces thinks she's putting mayonnaise into it due to the coloring and what appears to be a container of white goop off to the side in one of her videos. Criticism of her, and her response to it, both kinda misunderstand the role of the FDA, which does not approve every food brought to market, but does have guidelines for how commercially-sold foods should be prepared. Nonetheless she could probably gain much by being a bit more humble in her responses and, as they say, educating herself about how these sorts of foods should be made, packaged, stored, and shipped.
Bonus car-based non-review video from a bimboized customer. The eye of the discerning WN on the board will be drawn to the child in the back seat. I guess this is the type of person buying food from people with no real name and dubious food manufacturing qualifications over the Internet because said Internet told them to.
She's apparently a caterer from the Miami area, real name as yet undetermined. Almost all the videos on her TikTok channel feature her in gigantic false lashes pouring the sauce over fast food.She makes The Pink Sauce, a condiment apparently made from sunflower oil, honey, "vinger," and spices. Apparently the Pepto-Bismol-like pink color is provided by pitaya/dragonfruit, which I always thought were white on the inside but apparently red varieties exist - though suspiciously it's a darker shade of red than the sauce. The label claims that each bottle contains 444 servings, which, at a 1 tbsp serving size, comes out to almost three quarts. (Chef Pii has since said this is a typo and each bottle contains 444 grams of sauce, which is a weight measurement, not a volume one, so who the fuck knows.)
You'll notice that the sauce contains milk plus lemon juice and citric acid, which equals curdled milk, particularly in something that's not refrigerated. Accordingly, some people are getting some not-so-appetizing sauce (which they paid twenty dollars a bottle for, plus shipping).
Furthermore, there's some skepticism about the honesty of her labeling; this guy who claims to be an expert in sauces thinks she's putting mayonnaise into it due to the coloring and what appears to be a container of white goop off to the side in one of her videos. Criticism of her, and her response to it, both kinda misunderstand the role of the FDA, which does not approve every food brought to market, but does have guidelines for how commercially-sold foods should be prepared. Nonetheless she could probably gain much by being a bit more humble in her responses and, as they say, educating herself about how these sorts of foods should be made, packaged, stored, and shipped.
Bonus car-based non-review video from a bimboized customer. The eye of the discerning WN on the board will be drawn to the child in the back seat. I guess this is the type of person buying food from people with no real name and dubious food manufacturing qualifications over the Internet because said Internet told them to.
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Anyone who buys pink slime from some ratchet-ass ho on TikTok pretty much deserves food poisoning.
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Even worse, she admitted to altering the nutritional information to match angel numbers (new age numerology horseshit). Still, this woman is a fucking caterer and doesn't do the fucking basic someone in her profession should know, basic refrigeration isn't fucking hard to figure out lol!
Edwardsullen
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This person looks promising.
Mary Catherine Starr
She goes by MomLife_Comics on Instagram.
Here is a good overview video.
The short of it is that she writes shitty comics complaining about how horrible her husband is. But in truth, the comics reveal how awesome her husband is and that she is at best a nag, and a shitty lazy wife who does nothing around the house.
People point this out. Start satirizing her comics. She flips her shit. Fun is had by all.
Extra article on her with some examples.
Here is the account of the guy shooping wojacks into her comics.
Mary Catherine Starr
She goes by MomLife_Comics on Instagram.
Here is a good overview video.
The short of it is that she writes shitty comics complaining about how horrible her husband is. But in truth, the comics reveal how awesome her husband is and that she is at best a nag, and a shitty lazy wife who does nothing around the house.
People point this out. Start satirizing her comics. She flips her shit. Fun is had by all.
Extra article on her with some examples.
Here is the account of the guy shooping wojacks into her comics.
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My personal lolcow, and some others' in my friend group, Nigel "Chance" Adamson, 29 years old, who runs text-roleplay games (the Eternia series) on BYOND, the same engine Space Station 13 runs on. It's basically a persistent world with the appearance of a classic Final Fantasy game, where players can create their own anime characters and progress themselves and the story through roleplaying with other players.
Nigel is a pedogroomer, vehement racist, and degenerate, as revealed on a Yugioh forum that I don't actually know the name of.
When people discover this he bans them from the game's Discord and forums and deletes their posts. However his games are still very popular because of the edgy teenager power fantasy demographic they cater to. For as big of a piece of shit he is, his only sphere of influence is this tiny community of around ~200 people max, so I consider that fairly 'personal' enough for me to post him here.
He's extremely tight about scrubbing this shit off the internet or when people throw it at him but it doesn't go away. Having been personally involved with some people around him, I can tell you he's not much of a better person today (he loves erotic roleplay and using his power over the game to entice teenage and barely legal girls to write smut with him, I learned this from speaking to the girls in question. But I don't have logs of it so you'll just have to totally just trust me bro.)
The current iteration is this game: https://www.byond.com/games/PixelRealms/spiresofagartha
Link to the Pixel Realms business register: https://suite.endole.co.uk/insight/people/23144371-mr-nigel-adamson
Screenshots (indirectly) linking his pedophile forum account to his game:
His old BYOND profile where comments exist asking him about "Eternia": http://www.byond.com/members/KhaosParadox
I don't have the best write-up for this guy but I have a lot of screenshots of this dude and his most hilarious and disgusting forum posts from when he was 16. Even if you don't believe this is Nigel based on what little evidence I currently have, these screenshots are still extremely fucked up for a teenage guy.
I might clean this post up later to caption these better, but for now enjoy Nigel's various forum posts in no particular order or fashion:
Lamenting the fact there's retards on the site instead of 12 year olds:
Hating on the nigs.
Racist, but loves the black girls.
Incel comments too.
Talking about using stolen assets in his game and accepting money for it:
The short saga of discovering the glory of shoving shit up his dumbass:
Hope I'm not fucking up the thread posting this dump of content of some guy whom I'm probably the only one on the farms gives a shit about. I have some more screenshots of posts from him but these are easily the most entertaining ones, if I feel assed one day maybe I'll scrounge up some Discord logs that are evidence of his much more recent behaviours.
Nigel is a pedogroomer, vehement racist, and degenerate, as revealed on a Yugioh forum that I don't actually know the name of.
When people discover this he bans them from the game's Discord and forums and deletes their posts. However his games are still very popular because of the edgy teenager power fantasy demographic they cater to. For as big of a piece of shit he is, his only sphere of influence is this tiny community of around ~200 people max, so I consider that fairly 'personal' enough for me to post him here.
He's extremely tight about scrubbing this shit off the internet or when people throw it at him but it doesn't go away. Having been personally involved with some people around him, I can tell you he's not much of a better person today (he loves erotic roleplay and using his power over the game to entice teenage and barely legal girls to write smut with him, I learned this from speaking to the girls in question. But I don't have logs of it so you'll just have to totally just trust me bro.)
The current iteration is this game: https://www.byond.com/games/PixelRealms/spiresofagartha
Link to the Pixel Realms business register: https://suite.endole.co.uk/insight/people/23144371-mr-nigel-adamson
Screenshots (indirectly) linking his pedophile forum account to his game:
His old BYOND profile where comments exist asking him about "Eternia": http://www.byond.com/members/KhaosParadox
I don't have the best write-up for this guy but I have a lot of screenshots of this dude and his most hilarious and disgusting forum posts from when he was 16. Even if you don't believe this is Nigel based on what little evidence I currently have, these screenshots are still extremely fucked up for a teenage guy.
I might clean this post up later to caption these better, but for now enjoy Nigel's various forum posts in no particular order or fashion:
Lamenting the fact there's retards on the site instead of 12 year olds:
Hating on the nigs.
Racist, but loves the black girls.
Incel comments too.
Talking about using stolen assets in his game and accepting money for it:
The short saga of discovering the glory of shoving shit up his dumbass:
Hope I'm not fucking up the thread posting this dump of content of some guy whom I'm probably the only one on the farms gives a shit about. I have some more screenshots of posts from him but these are easily the most entertaining ones, if I feel assed one day maybe I'll scrounge up some Discord logs that are evidence of his much more recent behaviours.
Edwardsullen
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He now posted a really disgusting shota picture in his server and people were telling him to take it down but he didn't:
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MR. KYS
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This may not be the right place for it, but I didn't know where else to post this. I just got an ad for an...interesting YouTube video from a channel called Elzzie.
Here's the transcript:
Between the woman in the video looking like the lovechild of Izzzyzzz and PhilosophyTube and the script that sounds like it was written by an average Twitter user, my initial thoughts were that some breadtube-type with too much time and money on their hands actually got delusional enough to think they had a bid at the presidency.
That is, until I looked at the rest of the channel:
Yes, those are videos about how UFOs are going to take over the government and abolish the electoral college.
There's also a website linked in the description of each video and in the about section with even more "unique" ideas. Apparently Elzzie is part of the Federalist Party, named after the party of the same name that dissolved in the early 1800s. Here's what the website has to say about it:
Like the talking points in the racism video, it doesn't sound too out there, but then we move on to the "Platform" section. It claims that we should use robot dogs to patrol the border, "Build underground cities in response to climate change," "create a voting website using blockchain technology," "redistribute plantation land to indigenous peoples," "decriminalize all consensual sex work, including prostitution, among adults," and that "UFOs are welcome to coexist in the United States of America" and "The aliens are known as angels in the Abrahamic religions." What makes it weirder is that there are some pretty standard talking points couched in between all this lunacy. Most of the stuff about abortion, taxes, and banning conversion therapy are pretty standard American leftist talking points, they don't support banning guns, only saying we should "raise the age to buy guns to 21," and they link to sources to back up or expand on different claims (although most of them just seem to be wikipedia).
There's a discord server I haven't joined that apparently has about a thousand members, a merch store with nothing on offer, and a contact email. I couldn't find anything else of note on the website or the YouTube page.
I honestly don't know what to make of this. If it was just the conspiracy stuff, I'd think it was just irreverent for the sake of it or maybe some kind of ARG, but something about that racism video and some of the other talking points struck me as being too sincere. If it was just that video, I could honestly believe some breadtube-type was trying to be president, but the conspiracy shit goes against that theory. The channel as a whole makes me think it's just a prank, like, "let's see if we can get people to vote for someone who believes in all this crazy stuff just because they also spout Twitter talking points lol."
There's also the possibility that this is someone who's a genuine nut. It's not like there aren't lolcows on this site with more insane beliefs than this, or some pretty crazy political parties like the LaRouche Movement, but the production values, especially on the website, make me strongly doubt this person is legit insane. Genuine crackpots tend to have "graphic design is my passion" levels of presentation. The website and YouTube channel are too clean for this to be some lone wackjob, but Elzzie seems to be the only person attached to this "party." The fact that the videos are so short and are running as ads make me think that this is for some other purpose. If it turns out they are serious about all this, then they would be some prime lolcow material, but I'm not hedging my bets on it.
So, that's where I'm at right now. I don't believe this is legit, but I still don't know who's behind it and why.
Here's the transcript:
Between the woman in the video looking like the lovechild of Izzzyzzz and PhilosophyTube and the script that sounds like it was written by an average Twitter user, my initial thoughts were that some breadtube-type with too much time and money on their hands actually got delusional enough to think they had a bid at the presidency.
That is, until I looked at the rest of the channel:
Yes, those are videos about how UFOs are going to take over the government and abolish the electoral college.
There's also a website linked in the description of each video and in the about section with even more "unique" ideas. Apparently Elzzie is part of the Federalist Party, named after the party of the same name that dissolved in the early 1800s. Here's what the website has to say about it:
Like the talking points in the racism video, it doesn't sound too out there, but then we move on to the "Platform" section. It claims that we should use robot dogs to patrol the border, "Build underground cities in response to climate change," "create a voting website using blockchain technology," "redistribute plantation land to indigenous peoples," "decriminalize all consensual sex work, including prostitution, among adults," and that "UFOs are welcome to coexist in the United States of America" and "The aliens are known as angels in the Abrahamic religions." What makes it weirder is that there are some pretty standard talking points couched in between all this lunacy. Most of the stuff about abortion, taxes, and banning conversion therapy are pretty standard American leftist talking points, they don't support banning guns, only saying we should "raise the age to buy guns to 21," and they link to sources to back up or expand on different claims (although most of them just seem to be wikipedia).
There's a discord server I haven't joined that apparently has about a thousand members, a merch store with nothing on offer, and a contact email. I couldn't find anything else of note on the website or the YouTube page.
I honestly don't know what to make of this. If it was just the conspiracy stuff, I'd think it was just irreverent for the sake of it or maybe some kind of ARG, but something about that racism video and some of the other talking points struck me as being too sincere. If it was just that video, I could honestly believe some breadtube-type was trying to be president, but the conspiracy shit goes against that theory. The channel as a whole makes me think it's just a prank, like, "let's see if we can get people to vote for someone who believes in all this crazy stuff just because they also spout Twitter talking points lol."
There's also the possibility that this is someone who's a genuine nut. It's not like there aren't lolcows on this site with more insane beliefs than this, or some pretty crazy political parties like the LaRouche Movement, but the production values, especially on the website, make me strongly doubt this person is legit insane. Genuine crackpots tend to have "graphic design is my passion" levels of presentation. The website and YouTube channel are too clean for this to be some lone wackjob, but Elzzie seems to be the only person attached to this "party." The fact that the videos are so short and are running as ads make me think that this is for some other purpose. If it turns out they are serious about all this, then they would be some prime lolcow material, but I'm not hedging my bets on it.
So, that's where I'm at right now. I don't believe this is legit, but I still don't know who's behind it and why.
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It smells like a shitty, preachy ARG to me. It's the equivalent of those shitty movies whos entire premise revolves around spewing the director's politics.
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Recently came across a guy from a YouTube video about a potential pedo ring on the platform. His comment was featured in the video where he's asking about a young girl. Didn't look into it further until I realized he had made it to that video's comment section and was making posts about how he's just going to admit to being a predator and he doesn't care since everybody knows now. He also mentioned having a 16 year old girlfriend that he plans to meet once she's of legal age. Decided to train my doxing skills and found a wealth of autism where he boasts about going to jail for assaulting his mom and sister, records shitty Minecraft let's plays and once did a whole stream where he watches Cuties at length, calling the movie "a good movie underneath all the child sexualization"
What cemented his personal lolcow status to me was the video he made where he seemingly broke up with a Discord tranny, then put their DMs on blast and called him(?) a lying bitch for nobody on YouTube. In the aforementioned DMs was a section of ERP he seemingly engaged in with this person which is retardedly funny to me as he posted this entirely of his own volition to make somebody else look bad when it ends up making him look even worse. I've saved several of his more noteworthy YouTube videos in case he DFE's but otherwise I'm just watching to see the next time he'll melt down and sperg out about one of his many tranny Discord friends leaving him. Sadly he's rather boring outside of these key instances and there aren't many people watching him so I don't think he'd be worth a thread here.
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What cemented his personal lolcow status to me was the video he made where he seemingly broke up with a Discord tranny, then put their DMs on blast and called him(?) a lying bitch for nobody on YouTube. In the aforementioned DMs was a section of ERP he seemingly engaged in with this person which is retardedly funny to me as he posted this entirely of his own volition to make somebody else look bad when it ends up making him look even worse. I've saved several of his more noteworthy YouTube videos in case he DFE's but otherwise I'm just watching to see the next time he'll melt down and sperg out about one of his many tranny Discord friends leaving him. Sadly he's rather boring outside of these key instances and there aren't many people watching him so I don't think he'd be worth a thread here.
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Enginig Gaming
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A lot of WTF moments around here.
By the way how can you send DMs around here?
PD:It seems that Pink sauce will be the new Lean/Tide Pod Fad.
By the way how can you send DMs around here?
PD:It seems that Pink sauce will be the new Lean/Tide Pod Fad.
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When I was in high school, I encountered a person who would probably be considered a massive lolcow, were it not for his reluctance to use the internet because of his rather odd "religious" views.
Let me introduce you to Sjaan. (His parents couldn't decide whether to call him Sean or John, so they combined the names into that abomination).
Sjaan was autistic. He was also a Jehovah's Witness. According to other kids from the school he came from, he wasn't supposed to even be at a normal public school but rather at a special needs school. Unfortunately his parents got him out of this by claiming that psychology was "against their religion" and that they "didn't believe in autism".
Idiosyncrasies
Random breakages/damage
Things this guy defaced and got caught at (besides breaking everyone else's brains):
Extracurricular bullshit
Sjaan was a fan of all things to do with the railroad, especially steam locomotives. I believe the US term for such a person is a "foamer". This got him into trouble, eventually some that even his parents couldn't buy him out of.
Social activities
Sjaan was despised by everyone in the school, even the nerds and autists like myself. This was because of his insufferable attitude of superiority and his religious crap.
Once I felt sorry for him and wanted to introduce him to the internet (The school had one PC on dial-up). After I explained to him what the internet was, he gave the computer this look, then declaimed, "This sounds like something the Antichrist would be into" and stomped out. One of the other guys there said something to the effect that if Sjaan were to use the internet he would somehow manage to break it.
Another time he went up to this Muslim kid and started a retarded argument that Islam would be better with transubstantiation.
After the court case he put on this act that this Mr. Katz was somehow permanently on retainer for him or his family, and whenever something or someone pissed him off he would pull out his journal and say something like "This looks like a Mr. Katz moment"
I left that school at the end of that year, and so did Sjaan. He went on to a technical college to study preliminary theory required for an apprenticeship to become a train driver !
This is despite the fact that the employees of the railroad had been zealous in physically ejecting the stupid little fucker whenever he tried to sneak onto their premises.
I hope that this has been entertaining.
Let me introduce you to Sjaan. (His parents couldn't decide whether to call him Sean or John, so they combined the names into that abomination).
Sjaan was autistic. He was also a Jehovah's Witness. According to other kids from the school he came from, he wasn't supposed to even be at a normal public school but rather at a special needs school. Unfortunately his parents got him out of this by claiming that psychology was "against their religion" and that they "didn't believe in autism".
Idiosyncrasies
- Sjaan had one tone of voice - he always used a raised voice (as if he was addressing a hall full of people). If told to pipe down, he would use a stage whisper for a short time, then raise his voice again.
- Should a teacher mistakenly call him "Sean" or "Shane" when calling the roll, Sjaan would stand up, loudly declaim "It's SJAAN!" and take a seat again. Heaven forbid the next person on the list was then called out, as this would result in Sjaan standing up again and declaiming "You left me out, Sir/Madam"
- Every teacher who dealt with this guy very quickly realised that asking him questions was a waste of time, as he was as dumb as bricks. This did not deter Sjaan from responding at random during lessons. His comments were at best tangential, like "The Germans would have lost more aircraft there if my great-uncle had been made a pilot" - lesson on the Battle of Britain, but usually irrelevant, such as "If you had a bus that went as fast as a race car it would be Big Time" - fucking Geography lesson.
- He had various senseless phrases which he used in conversation, having picked them up in places and attributed random meanings to them. One of these was "OK you can stop with that bullshit moveset now" which he had heard one of my friends say to another guy while playing some fighting game at an arcade. Sjaan took it to mean "you can change the subject now" and used it instead of this. He had a whole repertoire of such sayings, which didn't exactly make him popular.
- Naturally, Sjaan had eccentric views on coiffure and dress. He affected an idiotic hairdo- curly black hair cut in a "flattop" style, then grown out long and combed up. This was held in place by gel. All this was accompanied by round glasses a la John Lennon, which he claimed were 'non-optical'.
- With respect to dress, Sjaan seemed to see the (compulsory) school uniform as a suggestion. At one stage he wore a black flannel button-up coat instead of the prescribed blazer. This was his "conductor's uniform" (More about this later), and he refused to change it until he got threatened with expulsion for incorrigibility.
Random breakages/damage
Things this guy defaced and got caught at (besides breaking everyone else's brains):
- At the start of one year the head of the school marching band (which was full of faggots and losers) asked who could play any instruments. Sjaan volunteers that he is proficient in the bass drum. He broke the drum during his tryout by slamming his hand through the membrane with force, which was probably an impressive feat for a scrawny little fucker like him. Daddy paid for a new drum.
- Drawing steam engines on several desks and a wall. Got caught because he signed his work. He had to paint it over and sand them off. This he did while complaining that "works of art were being lost".
- Flooding a wooden stage with a fire hose "to see if we can do nautical activity here like the Romans". This caused the planks to warp. AFAIK the tab for fixing this was picked up by the Department of Education.
Extracurricular bullshit
Sjaan was a fan of all things to do with the railroad, especially steam locomotives. I believe the US term for such a person is a "foamer". This got him into trouble, eventually some that even his parents couldn't buy him out of.
- The "conductor's jacket" and "art" mentioned above stem from this, of course.
- Sjaan liked to take the train to school, although this took about 20 minutes longer than walking and 35 minutes longer than the bus. He'd also waste 10 minutes walking around a fence then along the rail to the platform to get a "free ride" by bypassing the station turnstiles. If he was then late to school he'd excuse this by making a typical Sjaan Comment such as "too many niggers on the train these days".
- He would invariably fail English Creative Writing tests by writing a long stream of consciousness involving trains, no matter what the question posed. Once one of these masterpieces was read out to the entire year (grade/form) as an example of how not to write an essay("When I at the shunting yard the weekend there was an 0-0-0 and a 2-2-0 which is fuckin rare I said to the linesman and he said yes..." is what I remember of it). Those numbers are apparently types/classes of train, and I wouldn't be surprised if I'm remembering them wrong.
- One weekend the railroad held a show at one of their large stations (Think of something like an air show just a lot gayer). Naturally Sjaan is in attendance, and got in using his usual tricks. At the event he gained access to an area restricted to the public, saw a steam locomotive which he thought was some famous train, entered it and released the brake, whereupon it rolled down an incline and slammed into a buffer. Sjaan got grabbed by railroad employees who called the police, who arrested Sjaan.
- This resulted in criminal charges (apparently the train Sjaan fucked with wasn't the historical one but just one which was being stripped down). Sjaan got released into the custody of his parents and was assigned an attorney called Mr. Katz.
- Sjaan got fucking lucky in court, in that Katz got the magistrate to give him a stiff lecture and ban him off the country's railways for the next fifteen years (instead of the designation of delinquency and juvie sentence the prosecution wanted). This was mainly because he was a first offender and a psych evaluation.
- I think he had to see a probation officer as well, because he had to get documents filled in by teachers regularly and was extremely sour about this. He also had to keep a kind of journal(or he just started doing that).
Social activities
Sjaan was despised by everyone in the school, even the nerds and autists like myself. This was because of his insufferable attitude of superiority and his religious crap.
Once I felt sorry for him and wanted to introduce him to the internet (The school had one PC on dial-up). After I explained to him what the internet was, he gave the computer this look, then declaimed, "This sounds like something the Antichrist would be into" and stomped out. One of the other guys there said something to the effect that if Sjaan were to use the internet he would somehow manage to break it.
Another time he went up to this Muslim kid and started a retarded argument that Islam would be better with transubstantiation.
After the court case he put on this act that this Mr. Katz was somehow permanently on retainer for him or his family, and whenever something or someone pissed him off he would pull out his journal and say something like "This looks like a Mr. Katz moment"
I left that school at the end of that year, and so did Sjaan. He went on to a technical college to study preliminary theory required for an apprenticeship to become a train driver !
This is despite the fact that the employees of the railroad had been zealous in physically ejecting the stupid little fucker whenever he tried to sneak onto their premises.
I hope that this has been entertaining.
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This nonsense sounds like a UFO cult trying to get started by bootstrapping themselves on YouTube (case in point - Desteni, run by disgraced former South African cop Bernard Poolman, also accumulated a lot of followers using YT videos using both UFO shit and channeling crap).
A lot of these pseudo-Federalists' "talking points" have been used before by previous, similar, groups but some of it is unique (UFOs extracting triglycerides and underground cities, for example).
The pseudoeconomics employed by these "New Federalists" are also not exactly new. Back in the mid-2000s fora for the discussion of UBI (Universal Basic Income) got shat up by some UFOlogy "true believers" whose main belief was that a fleet of spaceships was on its way to Earth from either Sirius or Andromeda, and that 'when the spaceships arrive' there would be shitloads of free money handed out to everyone. I can't remember the name of this group, but they had some ties to and shared beliefs with the 'sovran citizen' movement. Of all UFO cults I know of this group most resembles these guys (I'm trying to find their name at the moment, every time they turned up on a messageboard they would get deleted and banned, so it's not easy).
It's damned hard to research UFO cults as they all have such a lot of overlapping beliefs and one has to find the few unique things to identify a group (for example, Dr. Ivo Benda's lot have their insane "Power Tower", which is probably too dumb to plagiarise)
Fortunately everyone with sense knows that the only true UFO religion is the Church of the SubGenius.
Eternal salvation or triple your money back!
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Chick on TikTok who used to date my best friend's younger brother. Was apparently horrifically abusive to him and cheated on either him or another ex with their rapist which is bad enough, but on top of that got called out for race-faking to get away with using racial slurs, screenshots of her admitting to being a rapist were posted, she got caught lying about being raped and calling multiple of her exes pedophiles, and just in general seems to be a compulsive liar who can't tell you the weather without lying twice. Also lied about committing assault and murder and then got shocked when she was reported and the cops had to tell everyone she was lying for clout/attention. Now she works at a shitty 1 star strip club and lies about making $100k a day.
Spends her life on TikTok now talking about how hot and rich she is and deleting every comment that isn't sucking up to her. Allegedly diagnosed with borderline personality disorder and narcissistic personality disorder, but got called out a while back for lying about having DID. Either way it's just crazy as fuck to see people this delusional.
Spends her life on TikTok now talking about how hot and rich she is and deleting every comment that isn't sucking up to her. Allegedly diagnosed with borderline personality disorder and narcissistic personality disorder, but got called out a while back for lying about having DID. Either way it's just crazy as fuck to see people this delusional.
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That forum you posted pictures of was not a dedicated Yugioh site, just the yugioh subsection of dbzeta.net, a crappy looking Dragon Ball Z forum where all kinds of other weebshit also gets attention:
Link to dbzeta.net YGO forum
Archive
Also:
- Yugioh "duellist", and
- Hates niggers
@MR. KYS ,regarding the UFO free money cult I said I'd try to identify, I couldn't find anything searchable anywhere, so they're not active any more.
An acquaintance of mine from one of the UBI groups also forgot the name but said that the organisation had an Indian(Asian, not American) guru(probably female), was full of Indians and former Zeitgeist Movement adherents, and their posts always started with: "we must all now have faith that the starships are on their way and when they arrive the payments will certainly start arriving" and then attach the guru's latest nonsense copypasta.
She also remembers them using the phrase "New Wage" a lot.
That's more than I remembered, but still not a lot, I'm afraid.
The Desteni cult I mentioned also had a kind of "free money" bullshit story, but this definitely isn't a reboot of that one - they're long gone because their boss, Bernard Poolman, died just after the remaining cult leadership left (because they spammed 4chan with recruitment ads and got themselves doxed). No bosses left meant the cult imploded.
I'm dogshit at searching the Wayback Machine (or its search algorithm sucks arse). The answer I want is probably located somewhere in there.
DeAtH
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Hey, I like your little talks, let's have some fun, shall we? If you are still awake and all. I think that you are just leaving out some critical information for some reason, and well, you should know that you shouldn't take random information from strangers, right? They can come up with all sorts of claims, but in the end of the day, none of it adds up because they can make fake accounts just so that they can push out drama, "content". The real message was how Christianity, and Catholism, as a whole, is a detestable religion. If you actually read anything, you'd know that they are the biggest religion, and yet, you want to defend these morons because you have no idea about how their real history works, and what the church did to its people, especially in Europe? Are you forgetting about the witch trials, crusades, killings of scientists, and more? Why are you leaving out critical information regarding the Israelites as well? Oooh, this fun, indeed. How about this, if you want to play that game, I will do the same. How about this, you do your best to destroy me, hah, but while you are doing so, I give out real facts regarding the stupid "God of Isreal". You know what, I thank you very much for this emotion, this is something new, something extravagant. I think that the masses need to grow up and learn. Here, I bet that you just despise me because I was talking about the real deal! Ah, I just like how you are making me more in tune with what I need to become. You know what, why do you want to target me? Why do you want idiotic leaders to stay in power, how detestable, I say! Here, maybe you should learn more about the Abrahamic gods -> They entered into a covenant to seek the Lord, the God of their fathers, with all their heart and soul; and everyone who would not seek the Lord, the God of Israel, was to be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman. (2 Chronicles 15:12-13 NAB), “Then I heard the LORD say to the other men, “Follow him through the city and kill everyone whose forehead is not marked. Show no mercy; have no pity! Kill them all – old and young, girls and women and little children. But do not touch anyone with the mark. Begin your task right here at the Temple.” So they began by killing the seventy leaders. “Defile the Temple!” the LORD commanded. “Fill its courtyards with the bodies of those you kill! Go!” So they went throughout the city and did as they were told.” (Ezekiel 9:5-7 NLT), Anyone who is captured will be run through with a sword. Their little children will be dashed to death right before their eyes. Their homes will be sacked and their wives raped by the attacking hordes. For I will stir up the Medes against Babylon, and no amount of silver or gold will buy them off. The attacking armies will shoot down the young people with arrows. They will have no mercy on helpless babies and will show no compassion for the children. (Isaiah 13:15-18 NLT), and there's a lot more to cover from my readings, if you want to keep going with this little game of yours because either way, I still win in the end. I just can't believe how you try to deny what these terrorists did throughout history. Every single "real" Christian should be put in jail for insanity, and I will make your government go against your fucking people if you keep this up buddy because when I explain everything in a proper manner, you won't have your little schemes and screens to fall back on, especially if you live in the Constitutional Republic. I know how the media works now because of you, and I thank you for it. With this given rage, you have only propelled the inevitable, but don't take this in a bad way, because I still thank you for what you have done to me, and to my life. I thank you for what you have done to my mind. I thank you for your past actions because now, I know what I want to become in life. I may have been tormented, and I may have been in complete anguish, but that doesn't really matter now, does it? Because you have made me into what I was destined to become. I thank you for putting me in the right path.