Personal Lolcows - Lolcows in your personal life.

[Cow-Lovin' Fool]

A guy who I've been keeping tabs on once in a while who goes by the handle Jasmine('s boobs hurt) who appears in Kevin Gibes' circle every so often. I just wanted to point out how evident it is that this guy just suffering from severe porn addiction.

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Not even Werner would eat that.

 

[Jambi]

Ah, Rob.

I e-knew him for longer than that as he still came over to leelad.net, an offshoot forum still trying to win arguments 5-8 years later.

A couple of people found after being sacked from the petrol station for being useless, he managed to get sacked from ASDA thanks to the floor supervisor sticking labels to his back.

He ended up working at Lidl and tried to pull internet women by claiming to be a manager there.

Oh wow, this takes me back. I was VCK in those days, and I myself didn't always get on with the LeeLad crew. To be fair I was a naive 16 year old and if either CS or LL were still up I'm sure I'd cringe reading my old posts.

I remember you very well Finn.

 

[FinnSven]

Oh wow, this takes me back. I was VCK in those days, and I myself didn't always get on with the LeeLad crew. To be fair I was a naive 16 year old and if either CS or LL were still up I'm sure I'd cringe reading my old posts.

I remember you very well Finn.

VCK?

What was your thing?

I remember there being VCK, but I don’t remember too much about VCK.

 

[Jambi]

VCK?

What was your thing?

I remember there being VCK, but I don’t remember too much about VCK.

I was the long haired guy who used to like planes.

I got way too drawn into the trolling culture of the CS forum and ended up making a lot of enemies on LeeLad.

To be fair I'd go over there and have the odd decent discussion with them.

On a side note, I wonder what Rob is up to nowadays.

 

[FinnSven]

I was the long haired guy who used to like planes.

I got way too drawn into the trolling culture of the CS forum and ended up making a lot of enemies on LeeLad.

To be fair I'd go over there and have the odd decent discussion with them.

On a side note, I wonder what Rob is up to nowadays.

Did I used to delete your posts and replace them with squeaks?

I should think Rob is probably dead by now.

Something really stupid and avoidable probably happened, like he locked himself into a walk in fridge at closing so froze to death overnight.

 

[Edwardsullen]

He also has a really creepy relationship with his mom that she took a photo of him and put the caption "sunset lovers"
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Also I forgot to add his Reddit account https://www.reddit.com/user/JWilleAndrew/

He also has an NSFW server where minors are hit on by adults.

Spoiler: Creepy

 

[Least Concern]

So here's a YouTube channel which has released nearly 150 videos of various length/effort level in the past seven months, and nearly all of them are about shitting on High Guardian Spice, a poorly-animated woke tween-targeted cartoon released on CrunchyRoll that went over about as well as you would think a poorly-animated woke tween-targeted cartoon released on a streaming service ostensibly catering towards hardcore anime fans would go over. Most people forgot about this show a week or two after it was released, but this person has apparently decided it is their mission in life to remind everyone just how shitty this show was. What autism.

Some of their longer videos are still getting tens of thousands of views, though, so I guess there's still enough people who enjoy the reminders…

 

[roflfmao]

One of my oldest and closest friends was a hardcore SJW, lurked 4chan for too long, took a liking to alt-right culture and memes and is now an admitted pedo and brags about it, calls age of consent "unrealistic western standards." And swears that he knows 15 yo's who are more mature than 20 yo's. Has a lifelong girlfriend (his age, late 20's) but doesn't fuck her because "love is not physical", instead cheats on her with underage girls and hairless boys(of age). Makes a stink that these underage girls will be fucked either way so he might as well do it himself.

 

[Jambi]

Did I used to delete your posts and replace them with squeaks?

I should think Rob is probably dead by now.

Something really stupid and avoidable probably happened, like he locked himself into a walk in fridge at closing so froze to death overnight.

Yes, that was right, I remember now. IIRC you or a couple of others gave me the nickname "dirty hairy".

Weirdly the most vitriolic towards me (apart from Chavlad) was Joe Baldwin, despite how he a) left CS long before I started posting on there and b) was the main target of "the clique" before Rob. Perhaps an attempt at self-preservation and fitting in.

I used to fight Rob's corner a lot, because we would both end up in arguments against the same people so my enemy's enemy and all that. But looking back I don't know why he did it to himself. He'd post his "projects" on LL, or even just threads baiting users, and I'm not sure what he was expecting besides abuse. At least when I went over it would usually be in a genuine attempt to reach out, even if it was admittedly futile most of the time, or to just defend myself in another thread about me.

I work in a school now so being able to detect people with special needs/learning difficulties has become like a sixth sense of mine, and looking back, Rob exhibited classic neurodivergent behaviour. Autism, likely, or perhaps ADHD given his impulse, and lack of understanding of consequence.

 

[FinnSven]

Yes, that was right, I remember now. IIRC you or a couple of others gave me the nickname "dirty hairy".

Weirdly the most vitriolic towards me (apart from Chavlad) was Joe Baldwin, despite how he a) left CS long before I started posting on there and b) was the main target of "the clique" before Rob. Perhaps an attempt at self-preservation and fitting in.

I used to fight Rob's corner a lot, because we would both end up in arguments against the same people so my enemy's enemy and all that. But looking back I don't know why he did it to himself. He'd post his "projects" on LL, or even just threads baiting users, and I'm not sure what he was expecting besides abuse. At least when I went over it would usually be in a genuine attempt to reach out, even if it was admittedly futile most of the time, or to just defend myself in another thread about me.

I work in a school now so being able to detect people with special needs/learning difficulties has become like a sixth sense of mine, and looking back, Rob exhibited classic neurodivergent behaviour. Autism, likely, or perhaps ADHD given his impulse, and lack of understanding of consequence.

Joe has a job as a financial consultant or something similar now.
He is terrified of upsetting trans people, so he will never come here.

Rob might have been an autist, but the event when he gave himself brain damage certainly did not help.

He was clearly stupid.

 

[russiandog]

One of my oldest and closest friends was a hardcore SJW, lurked 4chan for too long, took a liking to alt-right culture and memes and is now an admitted pedo and brags about it, calls age of consent "unrealistic western standards." And swears that he knows 15 yo's who are more mature than 20 yo's. Has a lifelong girlfriend (his age, late 20's) but doesn't fuck her because "love is not physical", instead cheats on her with underage girls and hairless boys(of age). Makes a stink that these underage girls will be fucked either way so he might as well do it himself.

You really should call the cops on him. Acting like a sperg is one thing, being an actually active predator is another.

 

[Jambi]

Joe has a job as a financial consultant or something similar now.
He is terrified of upsetting trans people, so he will never come here.

Rob might have been an autist, but the event when he gave himself brain damage certainly did not help.

He was clearly stupid.

There was definitely some kind of cognitive disorder with him.

Are you still in touch with many of the old LL lot? And has Baldwin gone full "woke"?

It's a shame that all the CS/LL stuff is lost in the annals of time, because this discussion is bringing back memories. I think the biggest laugh I had was when people suddenly started taking the piss out of Ricardinho for looking like a duck.

 

[roflfmao]

You really should call the cops on him. Acting like a sperg is one thing, being an actually active predator is another.

I live in a country where raping a 15yo is the same as fucking a 30yo, both have the same legal consequences.(sex outside of marriage is punishable by law) Society doesn't care either, the girl is blamed and the guy is celebrated for having sex regardless of age. You'll be called a westernised dog for telling people they're being pedo.
It's life in a religious Asian country

 

[FinnSven]

There was definitely some kind of cognitive disorder with him.

Are you still in touch with many of the old LL lot? And has Baldwin gone full "woke"?

It's a shame that all the CS/LL stuff is lost in the annals of time, because this discussion is bringing back memories. I think the biggest laugh I had was when people suddenly started taking the piss out of Ricardinho for looking like a duck.

I think spike was my favorite.
He would have made a lolcow, an early Tranny Janny, Milo Yannopolis, prostitute buying, wannabe Jedi, bullshitting about earnings and status symbols, with a very questionably young girlfriend.
Plus he came back for more.

He did eventually flee once we called him on his grassing.

I have a few of the old bunch on Facebook, but they don’t seem interested any more.

The only one I would want to see here to be fair, would have been MWR or Randy Layhey. He was the one who said Ricardino looked like a duck, IIRC.

 

[Jambi]

I think spike was my favorite.
He would have made a lolcow, an early Tranny Janny, Milo Yannopolis, prostitute buying, wannabe Jedi, bullshitting about earnings and status symbols, with a very questionably young girlfriend.
Plus he came back for more.

He did eventually flee once we called him on his grassing.

I have a few of the old bunch on Facebook, but they don’t seem interested any more.

The only one I would want to see here to be fair, would have been MWR or Randy Layhey. He was the one who said Ricardino looked like a duck, IIRC.

Spike. Ah yes, I totally forgot about him. I also remember Straight Talker, who claimed to be an ex-squaddie.

Did Randy Layhey go under the name Gofaq Yosef? I recall the latter kept following Ricardinho around, calling him a duck. Him and Oteloios were something of a double act.

A small bit of digging and Ricardinho has put on a lot of weight, and now has a channel where he eats chilis. Gets quite a lot of views as well:

https://www.youtube.com/c/RickDavenport

 

[FinnSven]

Spike. Ah yes, I totally forgot about him. I also remember Straight Talker, who claimed to be an ex-squaddie.

Did Randy Layhey go under the name Gofaq Yosef? I recall the latter kept following Ricardinho around, calling him a duck. Him and Oteloios were something of a double act.

A small bit of digging and Ricardinho has put on a lot of weight, and now has a channel where he eats chilis. Gets quite a lot of views as well:

https://www.youtube.com/c/RickDavenport

No, Gofaq was the Jewish guy who lived in Leeds. Randy Layhey was something of a legend, his main target was Ryan Williams who might have been a bit before your time.

Ryan was a welsh teenage girl groomer and all around fool.

Straight talker was in the navy. He was sort of ok. He showed up on leelad and a short lived follow up forum.

 

[Jambi]

No, Gofaq was the Jewish guy who lived in Leeds. Randy Layhey was something of a legend, his main target was Ryan Williams who might have been a bit before your time.

Ryan was a welsh teenage girl groomer and all around fool.

Straight talker was in the navy. He was sort of ok. He showed up on leelad and a short lived follow up forum.

Ryan was indeed before my time (I started posting on there around 2006) but I very much know the story and remember that famous image of him. I also remember reading about Baldwin's "cunting sig" meltdown.

IIRC Gofaq didn't live too far from me. We were both North Leeds.

 

[seri0us]

Spike. Ah yes, I totally forgot about him. I also remember Straight Talker, who claimed to be an ex-squaddie.

Did Randy Layhey go under the name Gofaq Yosef? I recall the latter kept following Ricardinho around, calling him a duck. Him and Oteloios were something of a double act.

A small bit of digging and Ricardinho has put on a lot of weight, and now has a channel where he eats chilis. Gets quite a lot of views as well:

https://www.youtube.com/c/RickDavenport

No, Gofaq was the Jewish guy who lived in Leeds. Randy Layhey was something of a legend, his main target was Ryan Williams who might have been a bit before your time.

Ryan was a welsh teenage girl groomer and all around fool.

Straight talker was in the navy. He was sort of ok. He showed up on leelad and a short lived follow up forum.

I don't really know the website you came from but I really enjoy seeing two lads catch up again.

 

[FinnSven]

I don't really know the website you came from but I really enjoy seeing two lads catch up again.

It was a short lived flash in the pan thing, about “Chavs”.

Basically it was middle and lower upper class British people being mean about poorer people.
If the cast of Downton abbey, the IT Crowd and Outnumbered were taking the piss out of the UK Shameless cast.

For me personally, it was the first time I really saw an ongoing forum war, with offshoot forums, trolling raids, lol cows, overzealous jannies, doxing, wannabe nazi/fascist/white supremacists, cliques, trolling, vast threads about stupidity and people who really seemed to think of the online world as an extension of their social life.

It was interesting as a quite diverse cross section of people became involved and so when discussion was civil, it had a real mixture of opinion.

Of course, nothing lasts forever so the ego of the owner, a large gentleman, with a balding ponytail, literally comic book guy from the simpsons, kept locking things down, made it subscription only, lost nearly all members, and speculation here might have had to declare bankruptcy as he was contracted to write some stocking filler books, and never seemed to deliver the last couple.
Basically think an even fatter angrier Patrick Tomlinson, with a worse writing CV.

There were some notable characters, idiots and trolls.

Leelad.net became pretty much the kiwi farms of Chavscum.

I am glossing over a hell of a lot, but basically that’s the most important stuff to know from my recollection.

I do like seeing people catch up too, so
Oooooh nice!
Thanks for that!

 

[Ice Truck Killer]

I found this thread and it made me think of a place I refer to as CowTown, due to the massive amount of lolcows per capita there. Here are two of the most significant horrorcows I encountered while living there:
-ALYX: Blonde bimbo with a double-digit IQ, grifter, serial child neglecter, animal abuser, histrionic narcissist, homie-hopping whore, STD cesspool, hypocrite.
She reproduced with a manchild just as contemptable as she who feeds their daughter shredded cheese for dinner and encourages the child to vegetate on video games and cartoons. She once begged her best friends' mother to pay for her to go to CNA classes, then dropped out of the classes, blaming the class director in stating that she "didn't have the time to do clinicals FOR FREE; she had a daughter to take care of!" (nevermind that this woman literally dumped her child on anyone she could and at one point legally abandoned her with the formerly mentioned shredded cheese-serving baby daddy, then blamed the baby daddy for "trying to steal her daughter away from her"). Career lolcow; can't keep a job and grifts wherever possible. Seeks fuckboiz, but somehow expects them to "step up" and provide for her and her daughter, then gets mad and blames them when they show what was obvious all along their true colors. Cheats on her partners, but admonishes anyone else for doing so. Expects everyone to bend over backwards to accommodate her, and uses anyone for whatever they are willing to give her. Only contacts "friends" when she wants/needs something, and constantly talks about herself. Once alleged her daughter was molested by a former boyfriend's live-in father after said ex had kicked her out of the house, but never sought legal repercussions or medical/psychological help for her daughter. She also dated and lived with a literal rapist, and had her daughter staying with him most of the time as well (this guy raped a 17 year old girl several years ago, but was never convicted. The girl committed suicide a few weeks after the rape). Wasted all of the inheritance money her grandfather left her; blames said grandfather's death for "fucking her up so badly". Has a habit of acquiring "purebred" dogs from backyard breeders at overinflated prices she cannot afford, then dumping them when she finds it convenient. Has a violent temper and is suspected of beating the shit out of the dogs she has hoarded based on how the dogs have acted. Also has herpes and has unprotected sex with strangers without disclosing this very pertinent little fact. Made a pseudo-porno with the guy that gave her herpes that was later leaked on the guy's facebook.
-TRACIE: Rotund and homely white girl, obsessed with black cock; very akin to SagitarriusShawty. "Mother" of 4. Manipulative, gaslighting liar. Histrionic narcissist. Convicted child abuser. Only exercise she partakes in is mental gymnastics. Cuck posing as a bad bitch. Fucking grimy.
Claims she "took the fall" for her loser husband (a short, fat black guy who is literally half her size) in the child abuse case she was involved in. Lives in absolute squalor, with rotting food and garbage adorning her abode. Has called the cops on her neighbors for "causing trouble with her kids" to obfuscate from the fact that she was paying no attention when her kids got into a fight with her neighbors' kids, and claims to be a good parent b/c she "looks out for her kids". May have snitched on her neighbors for selling drugs to save her own ass while she was holed up in her filthy bedroom doing the shittiest cocaine you've ever seen. Neglects her animals when it is convenient by using the excuse "I can't afford to get them food this week" and just doesn't feed them, leaving them to root through the trash that is constantly piled up in her living quarters. Admits to having gone to work while blasted on cocaine, which arguably may not have been such an issue if her job hadn't have been an elementary school bus driver! Prostitutes when it is convenient. Ignores her kids while they further destroy her apartment. Pathetically desperate for male validation. B/c of her constant need to "feel loved", she got cucked by a guy who she moved in to her (government-subsidized) apartment when he asked her to try to convince an autistic female acquaintance to sleep with him on the side. She became infuriated when the guy called the other girl beautiful after the deed was done, and proceeded to blame and gaslight the autistic female acquaintance, who had initially stated she didn't feel comfortable sleeping with "her guy". This guy lived there for free and then convinced her to drive him back to the state he was originally from, two states away, presumably b/c she wouldn't stop harassing him about being in a relationship (the guy was a total pussy too tho, b/c he wouldn't just outright tell her to fuck off, but she was his paypig after all, and fuckboiz will be fuckboiz). Dude told her his aunt was deathly ill and he needed to go back home, providing no real details, AND SHE BELIEVED HIM.

There's plenty more autism from this particular neck of the woods that I'd love to share one day when I can get around to it! Hope your minds aren't scarred from the stories of these two so far!