Personal Lolcows - Lolcows in your personal life.

[Sieg1888]

Naturally I think this is an absurdly poor reflection on our library’s quality.

Honestly bro, all libraries are like that. I live in the UK where things are no where near the level of social degeneracy (inb4 akhmed rape gangs), but libraries are where you can always guarantee to find these people either working or shopping there. There's just certain jobs that you'll find these types of people infest. Opticians are another place these people all work at. I know you probably have a cushty job working there, but just know that these people aren't going anywhere anytime soon, and are most likely scheming behind your back. Keep that power level hidden!

 

[AndSothisIsChristmas]

Honestly bro, all libraries are like that. I live in the UK where things are no where near the level of social degeneracy (inb4 akhmed rape gangs), but libraries are where you can always guarantee to find these people either working or shopping there. There's just certain jobs that you'll find these types of people infest. Opticians are another place these people all work at. I know you probably have a cushty job working there, but just know that these people aren't going anywhere anytime soon, and are most likely scheming behind your back. Keep that power level hidden!

Lmao, this is a part time first job out of college. I don’t care if I keep this, I nearly cussed out some jeets today.

 

[H3H3 Podcast Higlights]

People who equate abortion to the holocaust, jeebus these guys are everywhere.

To be fair, the abortion actually happened.

 

[countrybumpkin]

I read an insane comment on Reddit and checked their history to see if they were for real or just trolling. They're real, and now they are my very own, lolcow. The person (who goes by the name wholepie5) is a fatty who's always going on about "real-sized women," wants to add "wos" (woman of size") to the lgbt alphabet soup, and has severe anger issues. She had a job once and was fired, but she refuses to look for another. She wants her boyfriend to buy an expensive truck (that she will also drive), but doesn't want him to negotiate the price because that's "low class." She also doesn't want him to buy a Switch2, because she wants him to use that money to buy her dinner. Also, she's too lazy to turn off the water when she's not using it.

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I checked in on my personal lolcow, and here are some of her recent posts.

 

[TheLavaLord]

Hey, I also checked in on my lolcow, I heard he got kicked out of his library due to sexual harassment that he ACTUALLY confessed to. he also got kicked out of Wegmans due to sexually harassing a cashier he knew from his Fetlife Account and I recently found him on Peertube under Abnormal Beings Tube under the same alias as fucking usual. it says no pornography and I have a feeling his stomach fetishs will make an appearance sometime soon.

Fetlife:https://fetlife.com/AutisticAnomaly
Peertube:https://videos.abnormalbeings.space/a/autistic_anomaly/video-channels

 

[The Orthodox Autist]

Lets get this out the way, first Im a user that has a long story about this person so all introduce you to who he is.

Graceful is a 17 year old as of making this post. but the reason why is he is a interesting human being that for all i know he's a person who thinks that minors can consent/pedophile which already made me suspicious of him but lets talk about that later so i meet this guy in a discord server back in somewhere around 2024 and i saw him and his brother arguing over gun control( in simple terms advocating for are right to protect are-selves taken away) and at first i didn't really care about him but later on during the year i saw him just not taking things vary well which made things clear that he was not mentally fit to deal with the internet. And was only made clear when the debate happened i will not go into that because im in no position to get into it but after the debate things started going downhill or should i say a troony hill. and during late 2024 i had three debates with him and looking back on it i realized that this guy was not a good debater when it came to physiological understanding one of the debates was about communism and transgenderism/homosexuality. and what i was arguing is that homosexuality is not natural and a sin at the same time now for context i am an orthodox Christian so it came a a shock to me when he said that when he said that "homosexuality was found in animals so it should be fine for us people to do it" Now that's pretty dogshit for multiple reasons for one animals are hedonistic by nature, something like raping each other, killing there own young and just being all around doing things that us humans find disgusting and immoral so i fired back with something along the lines of "then are you ok with raping or committing cannibalism on each other by you're own logic" pointing out how Dogshit it is then he said that "yes its the sin of lust if they commit homosexuality but it won't be if they were married" in which i new better then to believe that bullshit because i new that the Father created adam and eve and not only that he ordained marriage between one man and one woman. and ordained natural law for his creatures to be only between a male and a female for them to multiply. and the transgender part of the debate that i had with him was that i argued that being transgender is a sight of a delusion(belief in something that is not true) and a mental health problem in which it is obviously within the definition i point this out to him in which he said "got a source" ahh rebuttal so i pointed him to the Latin origins of the word and there it was the translation "of something not true or a lie" on there and he just proceeded to mock me on that which pissed me off cause i knew he's not a dumbass for what i was aluting to oh yeah he also thinks that its ok for minors to transition with taking hormone pills which is disgusting first of all cause cannot consent second hormone pills can cause damage to development to a person and can cause the person to get bodily dna damage cause the blockers can cause permanent damage to ones development etc. The communism part which there was too many evidence that communism is a dogshit system and fun fact during the tsar era russia the government tested a new system of cropping( its talking about how to harvesting grain better) to improve crop yeailds and saw an improvement of 50% for what i can recall finding out correct me on that one. the reason as to why is because the old system was incarnate as hell and was prone to causing famines often so it was a God send to those people who have seen the results of it but before it can be implemented the bulshivics took over and reverted back to the old dogshit system that they tsar russia was moving away from. and what i forgot to mention was that the old grain system was prone to also cause people deaths so yeah thats a gruesome fun fact but back to what i was saying. so the debate was the final straw that broke the camels back but what realy caused it to get worse was a video that i made that called the entire lgbtq pedos which he got mad and tired to use the heterodox to call me a fucking pedo which is wild to be fair the video was shit but he tried to use the heterodox to discredit my points and trying to debunk my points on atheism which i argued that it leads to nihilism that leads to destruction to society by saying theirs no absolute truth while also contradicts itself by pushing that as absolute truth. he tried debunking that but never gave good answers which include me explaining that we teach are kids morals because God the father gave the law of what was right and what was wrong and evil. and he tried to debunk it which failed miserably. then he proceeded to go and cope in my dms also trying to call me a pedo with the heterodox being pedos which can easily be refuted by pointing out that no orthodox protestant or catholic Christian and Priest would ever tolerate sin like pedophilia. so i called him out on his bullshit. and he tried to act tuff. but didn't work so the drama was autistic and even caused his brother to tell him to chill the fuck out cause this was getting to ridiculous so after a year of him becoming a troon and exposing pedos later some cp guy alleged allegations on graceful most of them were false some of them were true but all you need is the cp guy is a disgusting troll but it was only another one named avenger ad others who exposed that fact that graceful is a racist a gooner and dms of him and his gf were leaked in which his trans gf was not better cause she thinks that the age of consent should be lowered to 13 year old. the dms were that graceful and his troon gf were erping as minors on discord. and they also got doxxed. but what really drove me to hate this person was the fact that he was harassing minors and litterly was on twitter responding to a tweet in which he supported minors getting groomed at a young age in the 5th grade the context of the tweet that graceful responded to was a woman who oped out there daughter from a sex ed that said that you can opted without any issues and then the school proceeded to not listen to the mother of the daughter who btw opted out of that by proceeding to give a slip of paper that a vagina on it and graceful responded to someone responding to it that said "its important that kids should find out there bodies and understand them" which is fucking the worst thing you can say when a average 5th graders age is about 6 to 7 years old which its still to fucking young to see that. and troonful decided to say based like if it was going to make it any better in fact it made it look worse. also graceful got exposed to be a hypocrite and overall a retard. would i call him a pedophile because of his degenerative vile behavior, kinda yes but at the moment hes a minor but i can feel him being a future pedo that a brother has to exspose, and thats all i realy have to say about this person.

heres his social medias btw

Twitter

https://x.com/TwoGraceful

Youtube

https://www.youtube.com/@2Graceful

Here's the files to it that I was Referring to.

Sorry for my retarded spelling errors I hate my phone when it does that

 

[grimacefetishist]

Sorry for my retarded spelling errors I hate my phone when it does that

I don't believe that the problem is your phone.

 

[The Orthodox Autist]

It's whatever.

 

[Juugmaster69]

I recently discovered a new lolcow while scrolling through tiktok lives who calls himself “$corpion” he wears fake temu chains and lives with his grandma whom he leeches off of for money for his “rap career”, and “youtube fame”. He seems to actually believe he is famous as he mentions it in many of his “songs” (if you can even call them songs) and on his lives all the time. He reminds me much of cyraxx as he does many of the same things: the shitty music, the fake and failed “relationships”, leeching off grandma, and ranting on live all the time. I think we need to boost this guy and get him on chat on one of cyraxx’s lives. The result should be hilarious

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

I really, really want to post about my favorite IRL lolcow, but I'm afraid doing so would basically doxx me.

He's fucking perfect. 40 something aspiring musician that uploads to YouTube on an almost daily basis with his extremely shitty techno music, constantly crashes out with melodramatic social media posts, is either extremely autistic or severely retarded and complements these things with regular e-begging videos.

Spotlight to his recent life:
Suicide baiting followed up by getting married to a severely retarded black girl he knew for about a week
Getting divorced (or annulled) days after his marriage announcement and spiraling into another suicide bait session
Is now using she/her pronouns and a girl name

 

[Your Imaginary Frenemy]

"Hey (Aaron), I'm real sorry, but we don't get to delete evidence, just because it's inconvenient." - We Do Not Forget

despite whatever story this guy tries to spin- He is a stalker and here is all the proof!!

 

[Your Imaginary Frenemy]

You’re an idiot.

Am I Jeremy? Gabby? Stephen? Ethan? Detective Taylor? Agent Shane? Your sister? Your mother? Your father? Melissa? Jesse? Doesn’t really matter, you’ll pick one and run with it claiming you have proof you don’t have.

Every single person has legal protections against you for your constant harassment. You’re alone. I won’t continue to give you the attention you seek but I thought these guys should know you are trying to deceive them.

This is what Aaron does. He makes multiple accounts that he uses to stalk and harass his victims and to have fake conversations with himself that he can use as “evidence”. It’s pathetic really. I’d feel bad for him if he wasn’t actually abusing real life people.

He wants internet fame. Don’t give it to him. His music is trash and so is he.

Aaron Dictor / AntiPLUR everyone

 

[TheLavaLord]

Hey just a heads up, I found my lolcows email address so go after him and his belly fetishes as well as trans fixations.
He recently was found by me on Reddit in his hometowns subreddit (r/Corning btw) and he announced in a alt account of all things. In his post he announced he was gonna make a YouTube channel under "The Corning Crusader".
This is not gonna end well.

P.S: I recently got into a chat with him and he seems friendly but in a really fucked up manner. He seems really looking forward to gaining "notoriety"? boy does he know what's coming to his retarded ass.

Email: thejacketking7951@gmail.com

 

[SSG85]

Mark Terry ran from Youtube to escape the trolls after he nearly killed a woman in a wreck, abused his father. Now is adding and chatting with underage kids on tiktok. This man is on the levels of cyraxx.
https://www.tiktok.com/@mark.diamon...ient_share&utm_medium=android&utm_source=copy https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5aHWzwnBlEM?si=IfygN7VAETIWNihM further proof of this depraved man

 

[The Wall of Ambition]

I'm not going to doxx this guy since I have no hard evidence (I'm debating doxxing him anyway) but my high-school math teacher was a super obvious ephebophile. He kept trying to personally befriend his female teenage students, especially the ones who were known as whores. He was a Reddit atheist, and we were in the bible belt, which caused problems for him. He eventually got fired, and the official reason was religious female students being offended at his behavior, but it was obvious that he was also creeping on female students and that's why the other teachers wanted to get rid of him.

He had a 5 year old daughter who he was convinced was trans. I use the word "had" because his daughter committed suicide when she was 5 or 6. I don't know the exact age. A 5 year old being suicidal? We thought it was strange too at the time, though we never got to study his behavior since he wasn't at our school when it happened. The theory was that he molested and killed her, and just said it was suicide so no one would investigate it, and no one ever did. Though it's also possible she was genuinely suicidal since her dad was a lunatic who called her a boy name and referred to her as a he.

I don't have facebook anymore but the last time I checked in on him, he was bouncing around schools. He seems to be in this pattern where he teaches for a while, creeps on one girl too many, then moves onto the next school. I could also find him in the comment sections of his former whore pupils, now adults, still trying to weasel his way in. All this made him the subject of endless jokes in my friend group. He was my first lolcow before I knew what lolcows were.

 

[KYSing myself brb]

I use the word "had" because his daughter committed suicide when she was 5 or 6

How does something like that even happen? While I'm not saying you're lying, I doubt a 6 year old child has the emotional depth and cognitive capacity required for being suicidal, i.e. going through the whole process of having bad feelings, which develop into suicidal thoughts, then into suicidal ideation, and then a concrete plan on how to do it. Even if it was 100% impulsive, I can't believe a child has the capacity to do such a thing on purpose.

 

[ModerateRock]

Currently, I follow the activities of two people. One person who I knew in school, and another person who I didn't meet, but my friends met back in April 2017.

Starting with the former; I knew this one guy, went to the same school as him. He was a new kid at the school for a while, so I thought reconnecting with him would have been cool (because I knew him from another school that him and I both went to, and we also both really liked video games at the time). However, I'm very glad that I didn't, because he was genuinely the most annoying fucking prick I had ever encountered. I'll spare you some of the details but I do recall a lot of his terrorising, because I was fucking there; Calling one of our teachers retarded, calling our teaching assistant a bitch, disrupting a math exam (which caused me to fail it), and bringing two NERF guns into school to paint them gold, only to point one of them at another teaching assistant when he didn't get his own way. After my time in school had finished, I kept tabs on this guy, wondering what the fuck he was doing with his life. Currently, he actively posts stupid fake "Death Battle" thumbnails on DeviantArt and favourites foot fetish shit.

The other guy I knew is a bit more depraved. His name is Jack, he was a content creator on YouTube. However, he was really fucking shit at it. Originally, he made really bad comedy skits and gaming videos, but then he became emulous of tech youtubers and decided to try his hand at doing something like that. It should go without saying that he fucking failed, he was actual fucking garbage. In April of 2017, I met my online friends at a gaming convention, and while I went off to find my older brother (who attended with me), these friends of mine ended up meeting Jack. Nothing bad happened, it was just a weird encounter. Because I had drifted apart from my friend group at the time, I was not aware of what Jack had been doing, so in recent years, I decided to look at what he was doing now... to which I found out he had a history of grooming minors, abusing his dad (who had cancer around this point), and as of one week (and four days) ago, he was charged for owning CP, and making AI generated CP

 

[THE URANUS SPOTTER]

I've just checked, based on his internat activity, he is alive and well. He can never get enough of trying to guesstimate my date of funeral, though.

 

[Big Nasty]

The other guy I knew is a bit more depraved. His name is Jack, he was a content creator on YouTube. However, he was really fucking shit at it. Originally, he made really bad comedy skits and

That guy has a thread in PG

 

[THE URANUS SPOTTER]

He is still alive. And going strong.