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EDIT #1 - 9/15/17
EDIT #2 - 9/17/17

Ok, I should have posted this one a long time ago. This guy has been sort of meme in my area, especially with my friends. Unfortunately, his site is no more. I was lucky enough to be accepted as his friend on Facebook. I personally asked him when his site will back up as I am his biggest fan, he assured me it will be back up soon. Until then, luckily, waybackmachine has some of his good pages, but many links are broken. I don't even know where to start with this guy.

This is Honest Frank. He ran for mayor in a small village town on Long Island, New York. Shockingly, he did not win. He is a very interesting individual.
  • He walks around in public wearing an American flag as a cape.
  • His website looked like it was created in 1998 with Geocities.
  • Livestreams shirtless barely saying anything other than staring at the camera breathing heavily or speaking in general nonsense. He streams on every site possible. Ustream, Facebook Live, Twitch, Spreecast, Battlecam, and half a dozen others. Also, he posts his videos on his YouTube channel. Sometimes he streams for hours and uploads the whole thing on youtube.
  • Created his own church - "The Honest and Frank Religion of Angels"
    • His house has a huge cross on it with spray-painted signs promoting his "church".
    • The pledge of his church is follows:
    • PLEDGE
      I Pledge Allegiance to the Flag, of the Honest And Frank, Religion Of Angels Charity, and to the Angels who Fight For What's Right, All Angels, like Honest Frank, telling the Honest And Frank truth, with Liberty, and Justice, for Angels!
  • He threatened to bomb town hall and was subsequently arrested.
  • He has several enemies, many of which include local politicians. He thinks they have a vendetta against him for some reason.
  • He also has big beef with local law enforcement. Probably because he is always getting arrested.
  • He bought the domain of a local congressman once the ownership lapsed and had the page redirect to his website.
  • He is quite obsessed with "erotic sculptures".
  • He spends his disability check on buying bizarre domains, some of which include...
    • Every possible combination of names for local politicians. First, middle initial, last name, those names switched around, etc. It seems like he does not have them anymore as I checked and the sites are down.
    • He also bought up stuff like eroticmalesculptures.com, eroticfemalesculptures.com, ones about endtables, other weird stuff. The link for the page isn't there anymore sadly.
  • He defends pedophilia and is basically an admitted pedophile and had a whole page about an underage girl he had sexual intercourse with when she was 14 and he was 18. Actual quote - "If YOU was an 18 years young Teenage Boy, or OLDER, ask yourself if you would HIT THAT!"
  • He's pretty racist & anti-semitic.
  • He believes the town is run by organized crime.
  • He has been rumored to sexually molest his dogs on cam. (See petition section below)
If anything else comes to mind, I'll come back and edit this post. I regret not posting this sooner, I would have a lot more material. Sadly, everything links to his Facebook now. It is still gold, but not quite the same.

EDIT 9/15/17
A friend of mine linked me to an old petition to get Honest Frank off of the internet. Some comments include:
  • i'm signing this because 14 years ago i was 12 years old and frank molested me its wreaked havoc on my life i cant even look men in the eyes he put things in my ass while choking me with his penis then he made his dog hump me while i was tired over a foot stool i know there was video cameras set up so he could make money on is this man is a threat to humanity and needs to be put in a hospital before he hurts more children and animals
  • CREEP! abuse of animals and likes little children! get him off the internet!
  • I have been contacted by this individual via Twitter. The content of his messages to me were highly inappropriate for a first conversation and I quickly decided to distance myself from him. He told me that he had sex with a 14 year old girl when he was 18. He said he later married her. A very strange man indeed and my opinion of him was further reinforced having seen him on the internet making comments about children, of a sexual nature. I believe this man is a threat to young girls.
  • Because he molested my daughter and he harasses people with a mentally retarded woman who looks like she's melting. Her name is Elissa Jordana, she is Honest Frank the pedophile's daughter. Thank you.
  • This is important to me because I am Elissa Jordana's mother. Frank is her father. He wanted me to abort her but I didn't. The biggest regret of my life. Now she helps him look for children to think about sexually. I am mortified. - Cindy Schwartz
  • Frank is a stalker and a molester of kids and animals. He once waved a flag in front of my elementary school for 4 hours and then exposed himself to me and a friend. Now Frank is on a webcast with an alcoholic woman named Elissa Jordana who has schizophrenia and many other mentally ill pedophiles & people with downs syndrome. They make up stories & rant about nothing then people show their penises. Elisa's mother Cindy & Frank her dad hate each other because now Frank is recruiting children Elissa finds on the internet and exploits them. They also make fun of people with cancer, Lyme disease and anyone else with a good head on their shoulders, friends, beauty and happy families. Please get rid of them both. He also molested my daughter. Thank you.
  • I've seen him French kiss his dogs and fondle them on camera! Disgusting! Anyone can see this on his website and YouTube posts!
  • this man had a video of himself laughing as he was video taping his dyeing dog taking its last breaths taken down by youtube.....he is insane and mental .Him exposed to any normal person is offensive and may influence youth to do or make POOR/ILLEGAL things
  • This man is a mentally ill squatter who advocates pedophilia & internet harassment. He & my mentally ill daughter, Elissa Jordana are predators and should be investigated. My daughter & I no longer speak in part because of this pedophile. Thank you. - Cindy Schwartz
I want to learn more about this Elissa woman as well as Cindy Schwartz, who is allegedly Elissa's mother and Frank's ex. I could almost make a wiki on this guy, there is a big cast of characters surrounding him. His Twitter has some great stuff, but he has over 16,000 tweets. I am going to slowly update if I find some good content, but there is just way too much of it and I am a busy guy. If anyone is interested in coming through and delivering some good content, be my guest.

EDIT#2
I did some more research on Elisa Jordana who is allegedly Frank's daughter. I didn't have much time to research today, but here is what I found:
  • Elisa Jordana has her own Wikipedia page.
  • She has a very active Twitter account with over 28,000 followers.
  • According to her Twitter bio, she is a writer for the Howard Stern show.
  • She was Miss Howard May 2012.
  • She also has a Tumblr that is redirected from her own dotcom.
  • According to her Wikipedia page, she was an original member of the band Cobra Starship.
    • Here is an article from MTV.com describing why she left/got replaced in the band.
      • In the article, she is referred to as Elisa Schwartz. As per the edit on 9/15/17, on the petition site to get Frank off of the internet, a woman named Cindy Schwartz claimed to be Elisa's mother. Very interesting, why is her last name now Jordana? Was she married or trying to run away from a troubled past? After all, Frank allegedly wanted Cindy to get an abortion & Cindy said it was the worst mistake of her life that she did not.
      • Saporta (member of the band) explained that his problems with Schwartz started almost from the minute she joined the band, because he said she began to "act in ways people in bands aren't supposed to act."
I want to do some more research on Elisa soon, but I also want to focus on Frank for a little while longer as there is so much more content to comb through between his Twitter, Facebook, waybackmachine sites, and his streams (but they are way too fucking long). I want to watch a stream where he and Elisa are on cam together. It's so bizarre that the crazy town schizo may be related to a celebrity... these updates will be continued.
 
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Here's a story of a guy that we'll just call Joel. This was a number of years ago when I frequented a faggy discussion group (actually the people in it were pretty cool, it was just based around anime as a mutual interest so we're all losers), and there was one dude there who was absolutely special. Joel is Puerto Rican, 34, works at Wal-Mart, and is one of the most stubborn people I've ever met. Some highlights of Joel:
  • Claims lasers don't move at the speed of light
  • Claims that manga publishers have control over the doujin market and that Shueisha makes money off of Dragon Ball hentai
  • So there was this German girl with the username Melody that used to come to our group who was really nice. She was really.. gentle, I'd have to say, because it was really easy to set her off, but she was nice enough. Joel was so fucking creepy to her, holy shit. As part of a faggy RP thing he started to call her "My Queen," and then when I co-opted that title as half a joke and the other half to get him to stop doing it he started calling her "My Goddess." That shit was really uncomfortable considering she was like 10 years younger than him and he completely refused to accept that it was creepy, even after she totally disappeared almost specifically because of him.
  • Frothing MGTOW. Also basically claimed he won't date a woman born in the next 150 years because of feminism
  • Complete Nintendo sperg, when he wasn't positing theories about whether or not a Naruto character was actually adopted he was telling us all about the glories of Nintendo. The way he'd did it you'd think they were the sun.
  • Would frequently talk to us while at work for upwards of 40 minutes to an hour while on the clock.
  • A couple of times despite being a grown man complained about having to attend family dinners. Lots of "ugh" and "I can at least bring my Switch with me"
  • Was a lot like Chris, would EMPHASIZE DIFFERENT PARTS of sentences with ALL CAPS. This was proportionate to how angry he was getting too, the more upset he was the more he'd type in all caps.
  • Completely unable to read sarcasm. Claims things in the written word can only be sarcastic if they're in italics or if one of the letters get stretched. I started quoting A Modest Proposal at him one day to see if he'd recognize it: he didn't.
  • Huge fan of AngryJoe
  • Also very Christian, believed abortion should be illegal in all cases and that if a woman's raped she should have to keep the baby because it's a test from god.
  • Complete know-it-all on everything despite being an idiot. Will very frequently assert anything he says as correct.
  • Definitely on the spectrum but undiagnosed. From the way he acts and the way he speaks you can tell he's at least got Asperger's.
  • Doesn't watch any anime other than Naruto, Dragon Ball Super (which he doesn't even like but watches anyway), Digimon, and Pokemon. I have never seen him express interest in adult media.
  • Left the discussion group claiming that it was too liberal (exact wording). Showed up half a year later to declare he was right about a stupid argument that we had all forgotten about.
  • Joel is his real first name and I know his last name too because he used to have it listed publicly. When I pointed it out he got really defensive, claimed he was going to tell me his real name and that I violated his trust, and removed all public mentions of it. Later tried to pass it off that Joel was a pseudonym.
 
There was this website I used to lurk on constantly from 2005-2009 called Inuyasha Journey. Unfortunately the forum and main website has since been deleted, but I did find this post referencing the drama behind it: http://s1.zetaboards.com/HunterHunter/blog/main/352284/

I remember lurking the forums just to watch the constant fighting between the members and moderators. It was fucking anarchy since the mods had no power to ban anyone, just give them a week suspension at most. Tbh I wish I archived a lot of the drama that went on that forum because everyone involved in it were massive autistics that kept having pissing contests with each other. There was call out posts after call out posts involving the members acting like a bunch of histrionics. It was pretty evident that everyone on that forum was, at minimum, highly autistic.

There was another forum called Random Insanity which may as well be what the Spergatory is if the Spergatory was the entire forum. People moved over to there to go and somehow act like bigger spergs than the people on IJ... by using RI to bitch about IJ.

Good god, it was fucking ridiculous to watch on both sides. To this day I regret never even thinking about archiving it because I was 14 and hadn't discovered Encyclopedia Dramatica yet.
 
juneaui said:
EDIT #1 - 9/15/17

Ok, I should have posted this one a long time ago. This guy has been sort of meme in my area, especially with my friends. Unfortunately, his site is no more. I was lucky enough to be accepted as his friend on Facebook. I personally asked him when his site will back up as I am his biggest fan, he assured me it will be back up soon. Until then, luckily, waybackmachine has some of his good pages, but many links are broken. I don't even know where to start with this guy.

This is Honest Frank. He ran for mayor in a small village town on Long Island, New York. Shockingly, he did not win. He is a very interesting individual.
  • He walks around in public wearing an American flag as a cape.
  • His website looked like it was created in 1998 with Geocities.
  • Livestreams shirtless barely saying anything other than staring at the camera breathing heavily or speaking in general nonsense. He streams on every site possible. Ustream, Facebook Live, Twitch, Spreecast, Battlecam, and half a dozen others. Also, he posts his videos on his YouTube channel. Sometimes he streams for hours and uploads the whole thing on youtube.
  • Created his own church - "The Honest and Frank Religion of Angels"
    • His house has a huge cross on it with spray-painted signs promoting his "church".
    • The pledge of his church is follows:
    • PLEDGE
      I Pledge Allegiance to the Flag, of the Honest And Frank, Religion Of Angels Charity, and to the Angels who Fight For What's Right, All Angels, like Honest Frank, telling the Honest And Frank truth, with Liberty, and Justice, for Angels!
  • He threatened to bomb town hall and was subsequently arrested.
  • He has several enemies, many of which include local politicians. He thinks they have a vendetta against him for some reason.
  • He also has big beef with local law enforcement. Probably because he is always getting arrested.
  • He bought the domain of a local congressman once the ownership lapsed and had the page redirect to his website.
  • He is quite obsessed with "erotic sculptures".
  • He spends his disability check on buying bizarre domains, some of which include...
    • Every possible combination of names for local politicians. First, middle initial, last name, those names switched around, etc. It seems like he does not have them anymore as I checked and the sites are down.
    • He also bought up stuff like eroticmalesculptures.com, eroticfemalesculptures.com, ones about endtables, other weird stuff. The link for the page isn't there anymore sadly.
  • He defends pedophilia and is basically an admitted pedophile and had a whole page about an underage girl he had sexual intercourse with when she was 14 and he was 18. Actual quote - "If YOU was an 18 years young Teenage Boy, or OLDER, ask yourself if you would HIT THAT!"
  • He's pretty racist & anti-semitic.
  • He believes the town is run by organized crime.
  • He has been rumored to sexually molest his dogs on cam. (See petition section below)
If anything else comes to mind, I'll come back and edit this post. I regret not posting this sooner, I would have a lot more material. Sadly, everything links to his Facebook now. It is still gold, but not quite the same.

EDIT 9/15/17
A friend of mine linked me to an old petition to get Honest Frank off of the internet. Some comments include:
  • i'm signing this because 14 years ago i was 12 years old and frank molested me its wreaked havoc on my life i cant even look men in the eyes he put things in my ass while choking me with his penis then he made his dog hump me while i was tired over a foot stool i know there was video cameras set up so he could make money on is this man is a threat to humanity and needs to be put in a hospital before he hurts more children and animals
  • CREEP! abuse of animals and likes little children! get him off the internet!
  • I have been contacted by this individual via Twitter. The content of his messages to me were highly inappropriate for a first conversation and I quickly decided to distance myself from him. He told me that he had sex with a 14 year old girl when he was 18. He said he later married her. A very strange man indeed and my opinion of him was further reinforced having seen him on the internet making comments about children, of a sexual nature. I believe this man is a threat to young girls.
  • Because he molested my daughter and he harasses people with a mentally exceptional woman who looks like she's melting. Her name is Elissa Jordana, she is Honest Frank the pedophile's daughter. Thank you.
  • This is important to me because I am Elissa Jordana's mother. Frank is her father. He wanted me to abort her but I didn't. The biggest regret of my life. Now she helps him look for children to think about sexually. I am mortified. - Cindy Schwartz
  • Frank is a stalker and a molester of kids and animals. He once waved a flag in front of my elementary school for 4 hours and then exposed himself to me and a friend. Now Frank is on a webcast with an alcoholic woman named Elissa Jordana who has schizophrenia and many other mentally ill pedophiles & people with downs syndrome. They make up stories & rant about nothing then people show their penises. Elisa's mother Cindy & Frank her dad hate each other because now Frank is recruiting children Elissa finds on the internet and exploits them. They also make fun of people with cancer, Lyme disease and anyone else with a good head on their shoulders, friends, beauty and happy families. Please get rid of them both. He also molested my daughter. Thank you.
  • I've seen him French kiss his dogs and fondle them on camera! Disgusting! Anyone can see this on his website and YouTube posts!
  • this man had a video of himself laughing as he was video taping his dyeing dog taking its last breaths taken down by youtube.....he is insane and mental .Him exposed to any normal person is offensive and may influence youth to do or make POOR/ILLEGAL things
  • This man is a mentally ill squatter who advocates pedophilia & internet harassment. He & my mentally ill daughter, Elissa Jordana are predators and should be investigated. My daughter & I no longer speak in part because of this pedophile. Thank you. - Cindy Schwartz
I want to learn more about this Elissa woman as well as Cindy Schwartz, who is allegedly Elissa's mother and Frank's ex. I could almost make a wiki on this guy, there is a big cast of characters surrounding him. His Twitter has some great stuff, but he has over 16,000 tweets. I am going to slowly update if I find some good content, but there is just way too much of it and I am a busy guy. If anyone is interested in coming through and delivering some good content, be my guest.
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This is good enough to be its own LOLcow thread, although I don't know whether I'd classify Frank as a Schizocow or a Horrorcow.
 
Darwin Watterson said:
@littlebiscuits has there been any BJ news lately?
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Not a peep. Part of the problem is that he never leaves home anymore and I don't know any of his online personas, though I'm sure he has some kind of internet presence. I know that his brother, alec from the drivers ed story, dropped out of high school after failing senior year twice. He never did get his licence.

Their mother must be so proud.
 
PurpleSquirrel said:
This is good enough to be its own LOLcow thread, although I don't know whether I'd classify Frank as a Schizocow or a Horrorcow.
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His story is a wild ride, that is for sure. For some reason, the site isn't allowing me to update. I only have the options to report or quote. Hopefully,I can fix it, I have more to add!
 
juneaui said:
His story is a wild ride, that is for sure. For some reason, the site isn't allowing me to update. I only have the options to report or quote. Hopefully,I can fix it, I have more to add!
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Just report the post and a mod will edit it for you
 
juneaui said:
His story is a wild ride, that is for sure. For some reason, the site isn't allowing me to update. I only have the options to report or quote. Hopefully,I can fix it, I have more to add!
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If there is as much content as you lead me to believe you should really start a thread on this guy as a Schitzocow, and then maybe down the road to a Horrorcow. You can add all of your other things and personal stories about him onto the OP. If you know his last name or any other aliases he goes by, that will pretty much be required for it.
 
SweetTeaMcgee said:
If there is as much content as you lead me to believe you should really start a thread on this guy as a Schitzocow, and then maybe down the road to a Horrorcow. You can add all of your other things and personal stories about him onto the OP. If you know his last name or any other aliases he goes by, that will pretty much be required for it.
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That's a good idea, I have always just been a lurker until now. Wasn't sure if starting a thread or editing the comment with updates was more appropriate. I'll do that soon. Thanks for the suggestion.
 
Ginger Piglet said:
What do you reckon she's doing nowadays?

I'm guessing she's teaching in that very same school something like drama or literature and picking the most abstruse, pseudish books she can to subject her classes to. She's married to F. She rations him Heterosexual Sex in the Missionary Position twice as week, and he goes along with this because he's been gaslit into thinking he can't trade her in for a better model, ever.
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Dude, you're very nearly spot-on.
I just punched her name into Google. Turns out that she did, in fact, study literature and art to become a teacher. It looks like she's started working as a full-time artist, though. She's moved to the city we went to to see that revolting anti-Brecht-play.
No info on whether she married F. I would be surprised if she didn't -- but she's kept her original last name.

Not linking her info here, sorry. I'm not into doxxing. ;)
I looked at some of her paintings and they're very much like I expected them to be: Technically fairly competent, but largely unimaginative.
 
Myself and some friends have been fucking with a personal lolcow for going on 2 years now. Alas, I'll probably never post a thread about him because the milk he produces is dependent on interacting with him, and he has no real online presence when not making burner accounts to fuck with people on various social media platforms (gotta hide himself from the Soros Obama NWO! See below for explanation).

So, in lieu of that, here's some facts and info about an autistic conspiratard named "Jay". I'll break it up into bullet points since it's a LOT of info (2+ years worth):

  • Furry
  • Oscillates between considering himself bi and considering himself trans.
  • Diaper fetish (we've archived dozens of pics he's posted around the net)
  • Micropenis (also archived)
  • Alex Jones-loving conspiratard
  • Weeaboo; makes impotent threats about killing people with a katana.
  • Autism, co-morbid with Schizoaffective disorder, which is a helluva combination.
  • Schizoaffective disorder apparently started to manifest around the time he had his first and only girlfriend. She turned him down for sex after seeing his penis and it broke his brain. He's been harassing her for 6 years now.
  • Unemployed
  • Considers himself a l337 hax0r; isn't. He once tried to "hack" a friend by copy/pasting source code to a virus into a Facebook message.
  • Spends all day, and often stays up for days at a time with no sleep, attacking his online enemies
  • Keep getting arrested, most recently for a hate crime version of harassment. Has been arrested at least 3 times this year, but keeps beating any real punishment the same reason Chris-Chan (does using his :autism: as a scapegoat).
  • Is convinced that everyone he doesn't like (like, he'll retcon people he went to school with that picked on him) is a part of an antifa NWO agenda headed by Obama and Soros to mind control the USA into adopting communism by poisoning the water and shooting people full of vaccines.
  • Used to love cops, but now considers them a part of the NWO commie agenda since getting arrested repeatedly.
  • Thinks that he is one of the only people that is protecting Trump from getting assassinated and that he has personally thwarted multiple assassination attempts by "trolling" people online.
  • Literally the most autistic attempts at "trolling" I've ever seen; signs up for dozens of spam Facebook/Twitter/etc. accounts per day, using the names of his enemies and uses them to threaten his other enemies; e.g. if he's mad at Bob Smith and Dave Jones, he'll make an account named "Dave Smith" to harass Bob with and vice versa. His goal is to get both of the targets he impersonates arrested. Somehow. Even though the cops are also NWO agents.
  • Despite the autistic trolling, he doesn't use a proxy or a burner VOIP number or anything, also has a very distinct way of typing and can't stop sperging about the NWO, making it extremely easy for the cops to track him down, which has resulted in his 3 arrests and counting.
  • Sends death threats from his own phone number, registered in his name.
  • Banned from every pizza place in a 30 mile radius around him because he kept trying to pizza swat his local enemies... but used his real phone number for all the orders.
  • Actually racist (not "everything is racist" tumblr shit).
  • Despite this, we have unearthed a video of him getting fucked in the ass by a niggo he met on Xtube.
  • Mother developed alcoholism due to having to deal with his bullshit. When triggered, Jay will drive over to her house and throw a kicking, screaming tantrum, often assaulting her, breaking shit, etc.
  • Despite this, she white knights him to an absurd degree.
  • Brags about sending nudes of himself to his own sister to "trigger" her, after he decided she's a part of the NWO agenda or whatever, after she asked their mom to please get control of him.
  • Entire family is white trash to the extreme; dad and (now dead) brother have a long rap sheet of assault and other violent crimes.
  • The circumstances leading to his first arrest were hilarious. He made threats to a Jewish dude on Twitter, the cops showed up to talk to him about it and he swore it wasn't him and that it was a "false flag". After the cop left, he got in his car and drove over to the Jewish dude's house to try and make good on his threats. The same cop that gave him a talking to earlier was the arresting officere.
  • Is trying to sue the police department for "collusion with communists" and for violating the Americans with Disabilities Act due to his being autistic; thinks being autistic is a get out of (literal) jail free card.
  • Current status: he is now harassing the cops in his town using the same tactics, which I'm sure will end well for him.

Fuck, that's a lot of info and it's only about 1/3rd of the info we have. Sorry for the length guys! I really wish I could just post a thread about him, but as mentioned, he doesn't have a web presence outside of harassing people that come onto his radar by happenstance, which is a shame because he is the perfect storm of lolcow traits: conspiratard, autism, troon (maybe), weeb, etc.
 
PTNR 2.0 said:
Myself and some friends have been fucking with a personal lolcow for going on 2 years now. Alas, I'll probably never post a thread about him because the tard cum he produces is dependent on interacting with him, and he has no real online presence when not making burner accounts to fuck with people on various social media platforms (gotta hide himself from the Soros Obama NWO! See below for explanation).

So, in lieu of that, here's some facts and info about an autistic conspiratard named "Jay". I'll break it up into bullet points since it's a LOT of info (2+ years worth):

  • Furry
  • Oscillates between considering himself bi and considering himself trans.
  • Diaper fetish (we've archived dozens of pics he's posted around the net)
  • Micropenis (also archived)
  • Alex Jones-loving conspiratard
  • Weeaboo; makes impotent threats about killing people with a katana.
  • Autism, co-morbid with Schizoaffective disorder, which is a helluva combination.
  • Schizoaffective disorder apparently started to manifest around the time he had his first and only girlfriend. She turned him down for sex after seeing his penis and it broke his brain. He's been harassing her for 6 years now.
  • Unemployed
  • Considers himself a l337 hax0r; isn't. He once tried to "hack" a friend by copy/pasting source code to a virus into a Facebook message.
  • Spends all day, and often stays up for days at a time with no sleep, attacking his online enemies
  • Keep getting arrested, most recently for a hate crime version of harassment. Has been arrested at least 3 times this year, but keeps beating any real punishment the same reason Chris-Chan (does using his :autism: as a scapegoat).
  • Is convinced that everyone he doesn't like (like, he'll retcon people he went to school with that picked on him) is a part of an antifa NWO agenda headed by Obama and Soros to mind control the USA into adopting communism by poisoning the water and shooting people full of vaccines.
  • Used to love cops, but now considers them a part of the NWO commie agenda since getting arrested repeatedly.
  • Thinks that he is one of the only people that is protecting Trump from getting assassinated and that he has personally thwarted multiple assassination attempts by "trolling" people online.
  • Literally the most autistic attempts at "trolling" I've ever seen; signs up for dozens of spam Facebook/Twitter/etc. accounts per day, using the names of his enemies and uses them to threaten his other enemies; e.g. if he's mad at Bob Smith and Dave Jones, he'll make an account named "Dave Smith" to harass Bob with and vice versa. His goal is to get both of the targets he impersonates arrested. Somehow. Even though the cops are also NWO agents.
  • Despite the autistic trolling, he doesn't use a proxy or a burner VOIP number or anything, also has a very distinct way of typing and can't stop sperging about the NWO, making it extremely easy for the cops to track him down, which has resulted in his 3 arrests and counting.
  • Sends death threats from his own phone number, registered in his name.
  • Banned from every pizza place in a 30 mile radius around him because he kept trying to pizza swat his local enemies... but used his real phone number for all the orders.
  • Actually racist (not "everything is racist" tumblr shit).
  • Despite this, we have unearthed a video of him getting fucked in the ass by a niggo he met on Xtube.
  • Mother developed alcoholism due to having to deal with his bullshit. When triggered, Jay will drive over to her house and throw a kicking, screaming tantrum, often assaulting her, breaking shit, etc.
  • Despite this, she white knights him to an absurd degree.
  • Brags about sending nudes of himself to his own sister to "trigger" her, after he decided she's a part of the NWO agenda or whatever, after she asked their mom to please get control of him.
  • Entire family is white trash to the extreme; dad and (now dead) brother have a long rap sheet of assault and other violent crimes.
  • The circumstances leading to his first arrest were hilarious. He made threats to a Jewish dude on Twitter, the cops showed up to talk to him about it and he swore it wasn't him and that it was a "false flag". After the cop left, he got in his car and drove over to the Jewish dude's house to try and make good on his threats. The same cop that gave him a talking to earlier was the arresting officere.
  • Is trying to sue the police department for "collusion with communists" and for violating the Americans with Disabilities Act due to his being autistic; thinks being autistic is a get out of (literal) jail free card.
  • Current status: he is now harassing the cops in his town using the same tactics, which I'm sure will end well for him.

Fuck, that's a lot of info and it's only about 1/3rd of the info we have. Sorry for the length guys! I really wish I could just post a thread about him, but as mentioned, he doesn't have a web presence outside of harassing people that come onto his radar by happenstance, which is a shame because he is the perfect storm of lolcow traits: conspiratard, autism, troon (maybe), weeb, etc.
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I mentioned this guy in the Shadman thread and how he's a huge Shad fan and i may as well talk about him here. I'm gonna refer to this guy as MC or Manchild for short because he has described himself as one. This guy could potentially be a lolcow but he doesn't produce much milk unless you're friends with him in his inner circle. Otherwise, he's quiet and doesn't post much unless you're friends with him on Facebook or Discord.

Lets start at the beginning how i knew MC. MC was my friends friend. He found my profile on a social app and sent me a friend request cause he thought i looked like a cool person. I decided to chat it up with him, just your basic interactions. After a few days, he asked me if i had Skype. I added him and he was pretty okay to chat with at the time. It wasn't until he asked to add me on Facebook. I obliged and added him, that's when i got to learn A LOT about this guy via Facebook Messenger and Discord.

- One of the earliest signs that i knew something was wrong is how MC immediately confessed his love for me. He was being creepy asking for me to see him just to feel me up and that we are "destined" to marry each other. His reason is because we live in the same state. He has tried to ask me out but i shot him down and he accepted it, but then wanted to be friends with benefits without my consent. He has also asked me to see his dick which i declined TWICE.

- MC is :autism: and bisexual, while wanting a boyfriend or girlfriend badly. He will sometimes make Facebook posts on how badly he wants dick and he wants the big ones. Either that or very cringy/stupid Facebook posts which questions why his family members don't mention anything about it.
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- Possibly one of the most memorable things MC has ever done, was telling an entire Discord server that he didn't shower for 2 weeks while his mother was forcing him to shower. Why? Because he's "obsessed and addicted with TV, anime, chatting and gaming/mobile gaming". Basically, he's a lazy shit who didn't wanna shower and stink up his house rather then have a clean body. The screenshots speak for themselves. I call this the Unhygienic Saga.
What started it all. Yellow is MC.

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- After the Unhygienic Saga, MC has a bit of a reputation in that specific Discord server. At least 3 people dislike him in the server for starting petty drama, which is usually him going emo why nobody is giving him attention, or not taking any piece of helpful advice. MC also has a tendency to type perverted comments and if someone reacts negatively to the comment, he retracts and goes "Jk it's a joke!" but everyone is fully aware of his shit.
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One situation i recall was MC getting emo because he doesn't have a "real waifu" after someone posted a picture of a anime figure while trying to guilt-trip everyone that he'll die a virgin alone with nobody by his side to love and bear his children. He has mentioned he wanted a family with kids, so he can introduce the kids to anime and hentai.

- MC is in his mid-20s, unemployed while living with his two brothers and mother. He's a high school dropout who spends all of his time gaming while watching cartoons and anime. He has no drive to get a GED and a job. He explains why he got kicked out of high school in the screenshot below.

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- MC gets money disability money to buy video games once a month, which he refers to as his allowance sometimes. Because he's so desperate for money, he would become a prostitute or run a secret glory hole business.​
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- MC got doxxed after he triggered someone by posting a hentai drawing of a pokemon. According to one of MC's friends, they told me that the guy made a Youtube account "exposing" MC as a pedophile with audio proof of them talking to him. Speaking of pedophile....

- MC is into loli and shota, but also real traps! But he's not a pedo.
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He sent these to me in this resolution. His messages are Blue in this, FYI.
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In conclusion, MC is a bit of a cow when he's in one of his emo moods or posting stupid shit online for validation and attention from everyone now and then. I had considered blocking him cause he is annoying but, he's entertaining. As of now, he hasn't been active posting as much recently. He does occasionally post on and off and when he does, it's usually stupid shit like this.

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Gotta honor September 11th by talking about your first hentai experience.​
 
Really just wanted to get some of this insanity from a community I've stumbled upon off my chest. This community is centered around a Disney MMO that is now 14, almost 15 years old, Toontown Online. Obviously, with the age of the game, there's a lot of autism floating around. Here's one of my favorite cases. If any of you are interested, I could delve into some even shadier shit that this community has to offer.

Loonatic: Loonatic, or Erica, is a "graphic designer" who spergs out about anyone she has had bad encounters with or has insulted her art. In a rather infamous rant, she gets extremely upset at her own mother after she makes her mother a logo for her company and her mother doesn't want to pay the commission price, even though she didn't ask for the logo design in the first place. In other situations, she has thrown hissy fits spanning multiple Discord servers about some presumed "hate cult" against her. Additional notes: she is a fan of Shadman (because of course it just rounds out the insanity pizza) and thinks she is a game designer because she makes textures for games. Here's a good example of her "art":
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Duckpond said:
Really just wanted to get some of this insanity from a community I've stumbled upon off my chest. This community is centered around a Disney MMO that is now 14, almost 15 years old, Toontown Online. Obviously, with the age of the game, there's a lot of autism floating around. Here's one of my favorite cases. If any of you are interested, I could delve into some even shadier shit that this community has to offer.

Loonatic: Loonatic, or Erica, is a "graphic designer" who spergs out about anyone she has had bad encounters with or has insulted her art. In a rather infamous rant, she gets extremely upset at her own mother after she makes her mother a logo for her company and her mother doesn't want to pay the commission price, even though she didn't ask for the logo design in the first place. In other situations, she has thrown hissy fits spanning multiple Discord servers about some presumed "hate cult" against her. Additional notes: she is a fan of Shadman (because of course it just rounds out the insanity pizza) and thinks she is a game designer because she makes textures for games. Here's a good example of her "art":
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WTF is that suppose to be?
 
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