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Howard David Johnson

This won't be a spectacular story since art plagiarists are a dime a dozen and while he made money off of said plagiarized work, it's for cheap fantasy novels that end up filling the bargain bins; so no big loss right? There's just something about him I find amusing because for some reason, he thinks all art schools are biased towards abstract schools and dismiss realism, which is a load of crap.
4chan called him out on one his with paintings which turned out to be a collage of Mirror's Edge, Jade Empire, Uncharted and Warhammer(?); when someone sent him an email calling him out (a surprisingly civil one at that), he dropped a CWC-level tard rage about how it's EA's fault and how he's above the law. I wished I saved the letters but I could probably retrieve it later when I feel like it.

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John Titor said:
Howard David Johnson

This won't be a spectacular story since art plagiarists are a dime a dozen and while he made money off of said plagiarized work, it's for cheap fantasy novels that end up filling the bargain bins; so no big loss right? There's just something about him I find amusing because for some reason, he thinks all art schools are biased towards abstract schools and dismiss realism, which is a load of crap.
4chan called him out on one his with paintings which turned out to be a collage of Mirror's Edge, Jade Empire, Uncharted and Warhammer(?); when someone sent him an email calling him out (a surprisingly civil one at that), he dropped a CWC-level tard rage about how it's EA's fault and how he's above the law. I wished I saved the letters but I could probably retrieve it later when I feel like it.

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What a shame that he wastes his talent on fan art.
 
While I still doubt Jason David Frank is notable enough to get his own thread, there has been more drama surrounding him.

* Austin St. John makes a video about self-defense. Here's a link if anyone's interested
* Someone takes part of the video where ASJ talks about people grabbing women by their ponytails and sends it to JDF.
* JDF responds
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Why would you say that? People will understand why you and I never got along!! By saying what you said you have offended UFC fighters, girls and guys. All who happen to be friends of mine, in fact my wife as well. She can easily up lock u in the head all for fun haha cause that's fun for us.A true martial artist does not say something as ignorant as that. Even if you directed it to me, it offends various people. You know where I stand and you have ignored me for years. I am a real martial artist with various championships under my belt and a track record that can be traced back to 1978 .Any person of any shape or size and yes even with long hair can train. If you would have tried to grab my ponytail I would have taking you down to Chinatown paI!!! wish you all the best this is where I draw the line!! I will let everyone handle this! If anything you know where to find me. Just keeping it real. Grow up and get a real black belt UGH so annoying. And don't talk about your underground fighters where u kill people in the ring. You want the real deal come see me!!! You haven't changed one bit man. To bad !! JDF @steve_red_ranger #realprofighter #blackhalloffame #justdontcarenomore #berealpeopleoutsideinopen
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The underground fights are some stories ASJ used to tell on set...20 years ago.
* JDF loses followers and deletes the post. He then posts random slogans to make himself look morally superior, makes a post about a charity donation, lots of TeamJDF shit then
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(Spongebob reflecting this forum's opinion of this post)
* Finally, JDF makes one last push to look like the good guy.
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So, this whole thing was about ASJ using the word bitch.
 
Kent Jones, TNA Wrestling fanboy and the self-proclaimed "YouTube Shooter".

I took notice of him in 2006. He would go on an on in his videos about how the WWE sucks and TNA was great, so much that he called himself "anti-WWE, pro-TNA", and would refer to the WWE as "Worst Wrestling Ever".

I stopped watching WWE (and wrestling shows) a few years ago, and I haven't watched UFC/MMA.
 
Rina-chan. We used to be good friends until some drama stuff happened.
In a nutshell, she did a few drama-y. She cheated on her bf, (I'll call him Pirate) (who's one of my closest friends) at the time for another guy, (I'll call him Pony) (who was really famous in the community I was in at the time and a friend of mine too) and lead Pirate to attempt suicide a lot to the point of hospitalization, and harassed him for not wanting to be her friend or w/e. Then she cheated on Pony for another famous person in another community, which lead him to have drinking problems again. It was a pattern that I started to notice. She'd get crushes on people who were popular in other fandoms, then join the fandom, get involved with voice acting to get noticed and hopefully voice act for the person she likes and then dates em or tries to because she wants attention or something, and when the attention or the hype of it is gone, she breaks up with them for another popular person.

Theres some more stuff too but, this is mainly the reason.
 
Here's my personal Lolcow: we'll call him Clarence.
I've known Clarence since high school. As of today, that's 17 years.
He laments not having a girlfriend constantly and is a borderline loveshy. Has done so since high school and still does. Unlike Chrissy, he never used an attraction sign (thankfully). Just never makes any effort and wishes a girlfriend would magically appear. Here's a few examples of his shenanigans:
1. Soon after discovering pot (at 17, thanks to me), he got high and rode around on his bicycle (no car to this day). His purpose? To "pick up chicks." Not exactly a practical or effective way to do so. A car, preferably a nice one, works better.
2. One night with friends, Clarence rides with us to the liquor store and the neighboring convenience store. I was getting the liquor, Clarence was going next door to get cigarettes. I return to the car and we see him in the store talking to the older lady behind the counter. So we wait. He comes back with a paper bag full of porn mags. We're like "great, so where's our cigarettes?" He forgot and went back in to buy them. We spent the rest of the night joking about what exactly his conversation was with the clerk. Probably trying to hook up with the clerk.
He eventually went to college and graduated, still moaning about being single but doing nothing about it. To this day he has no job, no car, and lives with his parents. What's his main priority still? A girlfriend. Not employment and adulthood, but a girlfriend.
Bonus: he's a complete anime junkie and can actually draw (female) characters really well, just not with any clothes. He wants to do anime or comics, but still hasn't bothered to draw anime women wearing clothes.
Not as big a lolcow as CWC, but just as stubborn. All advice goes in one ear and out the other. For example:
Me: you could meet women by asking them to model for drawings.
Him: Yeah, I can draw them naked! (Getting mildly excited at the prospect)
Me: That's a bad idea. You'll creep them out with that shit.
Him: (oblivious to what I just said) Yeah, I want to draw girls naked.
Me: *facepalm*
 
There was this one guy at my high school. I'll just call him Alex. Well, Alex had a very...interesting way of dressing. That is, he wore nothing but short, a vest, a short sleeve shirt, and occasionally sandels (he normally went around barefoot). Yes, even in the winter. But don't worry, he had accessories. He's always wear a ratty wolf tail pinned to his pants, along with a dog collar and a rainbow flag wolf tail. He'd always talk about how wolves were his "kin" and how he wanted to go to Alaska to join a wolf pack. As someone who grew up in Alaska, I look foward to the news of him getting airlifted out of a state park after he'd been treed by wolves for the past three days.
 
Randall Fragg said:
There was this one guy at my high school. I'll just call him Alex. Well, Alex had a very...interesting way of dressing. That is, he wore nothing but short, a vest, a short sleeve shirt, and occasionally sandels (he normally went around barefoot). Yes, even in the winter. But don't worry, he had accessories. He's always wear a ratty wolf tail pinned to his pants, along with a dog collar and a rainbow flag wolf tail. He'd always talk about how wolves were his "kin" and how he wanted to go to Alaska to join a wolf pack. As someone who grew up in Alaska, I look foward to the news of him getting airlifted out of a state park after he'd been treed by wolves for the past three days.
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Wait a minute... so Alex wears two wolf tails?
 
John Titor said:
Howard David Johnson

This won't be a spectacular story since art plagiarists are a dime a dozen and while he made money off of said plagiarized work, it's for cheap fantasy novels that end up filling the bargain bins; so no big loss right? There's just something about him I find amusing because for some reason, he thinks all art schools are biased towards abstract schools and dismiss realism, which is a load of crap.
4chan called him out on one his with paintings which turned out to be a collage of Mirror's Edge, Jade Empire, Uncharted and Warhammer(?); when someone sent him an email calling him out (a surprisingly civil one at that), he dropped a CWC-level tard rage about how it's EA's fault and how he's above the law. I wished I saved the letters but I could probably retrieve it later when I feel like it.

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That's not even well put-together collage.
 
I have a facebook friend that huffs duster, smokes weed, worships anime, and posts bizarre misogynist manifestos about his inability to find a girlfriend. He even once posted about how vomiting fast food may be a sign that he's turning into a ghoul.
 
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I don't have much of a personal lolcow than I do a… I guess you could say personal "shuddercow," or "psychocow," or what have you.

Think of a darker, possibly psychopathic, female version of OPL (some of her behavior mirrors his).

If anybody is (and/or has a wicked sense of humor) I'll share the story.
 
Alfred Hitchcock said:
I don't have much of a personal lolcow than I do a… I guess you could say personal "shuddercow," or "psychocow," or what have you.

Think of a darker, possibly psychopathic, female version of OPL (some of her behavior mirrors his).

If anybody is (and/or has a wicked sense of humor) I'll share the story.
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Well now that you've mentioned it, you HAVE to.

As for me, I remembered another incident in my life worth sharing. Admittedly, this was someone I trolled on a forum I attended when I was younger and MUCH more immature, so I can't claim innocence (though I will say it's not one of the prouder moments in my life), but I do remember that at one point I ticked him off so much he challenged me to a duel at his house. When I told him that this idea was ridiculous, he claimed that it was the "honorable" thing to do and that I was being a coward. Also, at one point I misspelled his name by accident and he insisted that I was mocking him. Honestly, I wasn't a paragon of neurotypicality myself back then, but at least I didn't insist on dueling anyone.
 
Captain Lhurgoyf said:
Well now that you've mentioned it, you HAVE to.
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Aye-aye, Captain!

Well. The summer between my sophomore and my junior year of high school I moved to a new town, which is my current residence. It's a rather nice area and I love living here but it has a lot of prototypical suburban socialites who love to gossip — so naturally, the kids at my new school were the same way. So I sought out friends who didn't care for the whole social circus thing. I was always seen as the "weird goth chick" (yes I am female but I'm sure some people here have figured that out already) so nobody would deign to be friends with me aside from a few people and that's when I met "Robin" (her real name sounds like a stripper name, no joke).

Robin and I hit it off instantly, and we quickly became best friends. She had a horrible family life and I could sympathize, but she told me that people at our school gossiped about her a lot. I didn't think this was anything out of the ordinary, but several other people had actually warned me against associating with her. The thing about her was that she had a tendency to put people down, especially me. She had to criticize a lot of what I did and said, bragging about how she was an intellectual and point-blank telling me I wasn't an intellectual like her. She would also brag about how some guys asked her out, but she'd always turn them down. The thing with Robin — and I'm going to sound catty here— is that she is not attractive in the least, but she is very charming and knows how to make guys feel special. I overlooked her quirks because hey, I figured I had my own faults, so I never really said anything to her.

But then she'd put me down in other ways over the years. Apparently quite a few guys had a huge crush on me at some point, and a few even asked me out, but when I'd tell Robin about it she would just say, "Oh, he's just a player, he asks every girl out." When we auditioned for the school musical, I got a part and she didn't, and the music teacher kept asking me to join the school chorus, but she would just say, "Oh, he asks everyone to join the choir." (She is really proud of her singing voice, too.) When my creative writing teacher kept asking me to submit my works to his prestigious art/writing magazine, she said, "Oh, he just wants more people to submit their works." Then she would start criticizing my beliefs in God, saying how because I believe in God that I "wasn't as open-minded as her." (I did bring it up to her that saying that made her more close-minded than me, and bloody hell did she take that personally.)

Then, sadly, things got worse. We both went off to college and she got a boyfriend who happened to be the local drug dealer, and their relationship was a total trainwreck. She had a roommate whom she was close to, and Robin told said roommate about my love predicament at the time (I was in love with this guy who had a psycho girlfriend, but Robin said my love for him "wasn't as true as hers and her boyfriend's" but hey! Now he and I are dating). Robin also apparently told her that I was "annoying to hang out with" and she couldn't take me out to hang with her other friends because I "ruin the atmosphere." To my face, though, she would try to dissuade me from pursuing my guy; every time I was happy about something about him she would say something to bring me down. She was always very weird about him, and a few people I know suspect she's actually in love with him but never told me about it.

Back in 2009 she ended up living with us — being my dad, brother, and me. And she still hasn't left. In fact, she started dating my dad, and from what I remember, one of my best friends (who had "a thing" with her back in high school) told me that she's a user. As if her dating my dad isn't disturbing enough, over the years we stopped being friends because I was starting to pick up on the kind of person she truly is, and how she's truly mentally unstable (she pulled a knife on her mother once and she has really violent mood swings). And now? She hates me and is extremely jealous of me because not only do I have it much better than she does, but because she knows that my dad would pick me over her. My dad refuses to kick her out because he's afraid she'll get violent and she'll try to kill me because I'd be her primary target. It's an extremely awkward situation and I'm disgusted that it's even happening. Now she's trying to be me: if I have a certain clothing item or accessory or something cool, she wants the same thing. If I'm really into a certain band or book or sport, all of a sudden she is too. Let's not discount the fact that she tries to dress like me and wear her hair like mine, even trying to dye it the same exact dark purple I dye my hair. And then she goes around telling everybody that she was into everything like that before I was. It's very creepy.

Now I'm trying to save up money to move out, because I don't think my dad is handling the situation with her well (and because I need to move out anyway).

tl;dr My ex-best friend is a psycho shuddercow, is dating my dad, refuses to move out of our house, and quite possibly wants to kill me.
 
Alfred Hitchcock said:
Aye-aye, Captain!

Well. The summer between my sophomore and my junior year of high school I moved to a new town, which is my current residence. It's a rather nice area and I love living here but it has a lot of prototypical suburban socialites who love to gossip — so naturally, the kids at my new school were the same way. So I sought out friends who didn't care for the whole social circus thing. I was always seen as the "weird goth chick" (yes I am female but I'm sure some people here have figured that out already) so nobody would deign to be friends with me aside from a few people and that's when I met "Robin" (her real name sounds like a stripper name, no joke).

Robin and I hit it off instantly, and we quickly became best friends. She had a horrible family life and I could sympathize, but she told me that people at our school gossiped about her a lot. I didn't think this was anything out of the ordinary, but several other people had actually warned me against associating with her. The thing about her was that she had a tendency to put people down, especially me. She had to criticize a lot of what I did and said, bragging about how she was an intellectual and point-blank telling me I wasn't an intellectual like her. She would also brag about how some guys asked her out, but she'd always turn them down. The thing with Robin — and I'm going to sound catty here— is that she is not attractive in the least, but she is very charming and knows how to make guys feel special. I overlooked her quirks because hey, I figured I had my own faults, so I never really said anything to her.

But then she'd put me down in other ways over the years. Apparently quite a few guys had a huge crush on me at some point, and a few even asked me out, but when I'd tell Robin about it she would just say, "Oh, he's just a player, he asks every girl out." When we auditioned for the school musical, I got a part and she didn't, and the music teacher kept asking me to join the school chorus, but she would just say, "Oh, he asks everyone to join the choir." (She is really proud of her singing voice, too.) When my creative writing teacher kept asking me to submit my works to his prestigious art/writing magazine, she said, "Oh, he just wants more people to submit their works." Then she would start criticizing my beliefs in God, saying how because I believe in God that I "wasn't as open-minded as her." (I did bring it up to her that saying that made her more close-minded than me, and bloody hell did she take that personally.)

Then, sadly, things got worse. We both went off to college and she got a boyfriend who happened to be the local drug dealer, and their relationship was a total trainwreck. She had a roommate whom she was close to, and Robin told said roommate about my love predicament at the time (I was in love with this guy who had a psycho girlfriend, but Robin said my love for him "wasn't as true as hers and her boyfriend's" but hey! Now he and I are dating). Robin also apparently told her that I was "annoying to hang out with" and she couldn't take me out to hang with her other friends because I "ruin the atmosphere." To my face, though, she would try to dissuade me from pursuing my guy; every time I was happy about something about him she would say something to bring me down. She was always very weird about him, and a few people I know suspect she's actually in love with him but never told me about it.

Back in 2009 she ended up living with us — being my dad, brother, and me. And she still hasn't left. In fact, she started dating my dad, and from what I remember, one of my best friends (who had "a thing" with her back in high school) told me that she's a user. As if her dating my dad isn't disturbing enough, over the years we stopped being friends because I was starting to pick up on the kind of person she truly is, and how she's truly mentally unstable (she pulled a knife on her mother once and she has really violent mood swings). And now? She hates me and is extremely jealous of me because not only do I have it much better than she does, but because she knows that my dad would pick me over her. My dad refuses to kick her out because he's afraid she'll get violent and she'll try to kill me because I'd be her primary target. It's an extremely awkward situation and I'm disgusted that it's even happening. Now she's trying to be me: if I have a certain clothing item or accessory or something cool, she wants the same thing. If I'm really into a certain band or book or sport, all of a sudden she is too. Let's not discount the fact that she tries to dress like me and wear her hair like mine, even trying to dye it the same exact dark purple I dye my hair. And then she goes around telling everybody that she was into everything like that before I was. It's very creepy.

Now I'm trying to save up money to move out, because I don't think my dad is handling the situation with her well (and because I need to move out anyway).

tl;dr My ex-best friend is a psycho shuddercow, is dating my dad, refuses to move out of our house, and quite possibly wants to kill me.
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Oh gods that is horrifying. I would remove her for you, by I am afraid my beard will get shanked.
 
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