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Jim might have some silly tendoncies (see this link on page 162), but I have to hand it to him, because he has some good knowledge on animals and breeding outside of his plans. He told me that the pumpkin dragons were going well and "sheeded their first skin". He believes that dragon DNA exists due to there being creatures that were based off the tales. Much like the Asian legend of dragons turning into koi.

So he thinks he can breed koi with other fish to bring out the traits that will create those long-bodied Chinese style dragons. He expects it will happen in about 3 generations. He's nice and fairly likable none of the less.
 
This freak named ToonEGuy https://tooneguy.deviantart.com/
Twitter https://twitter.com/Nick0086
Goes on Twitter and insults ANYONE who DARES to use 3D art/animation over traditional hand-drawn style. He makes petitions to have 3D Disney movies shut down because they are and "insult" to what the Disney Animation Studio was and always will be for! (Yes he is a Cartoon-tard)
 
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This guy i know is a massive retard. For starters, he's a full on neckbeard, fedora and all (hold the beard, add 2 feet of tangly greasy hair). Carries around a communist manifesto and attempts to make other people read it.

I started talking to him because I thought it would be funny, after overhearing him talking to some poor stranger about how he's a furry and also a babyfur (he did not know this guy at all, he just decided to share this) bonus because he's bisexual (can't get girls to sleep w him cause he's rancid).

He always guilt trips me and tries to sound cool and dangerous by talking about his collection of weapons and shit. Alludes to wanting to take his life every once in a while.

He recently asked me out on a date and I said no. He hasn't talked to me since, but I hope to god he does cause he's such a moron.
 
I've been observing this specimen for a while.
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His name is Dillan. No last name, I'll get into that.
This potato-looking homunculus is quite possibly the weirdest fuck I've met on Facebook. Every post by him is a slew of words, names, and numbers. Occasionally he'll spam 20 photos of the same thing in one post.
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This is an average post from this man. If you've seen one, you've seen all of them.
I also mentioned that he has no last name. The man multiple different Facebook accounts, he used to have way more, but they must have been deleted.
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Overall, the man's a fucking disaster.
 
Cable 7 said:
I've been observing this specimen for a while.
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His name is Dillan. No last name, I'll get into that.
This potato-looking homunculus is quite possibly the weirdest fuck I've met on Facebook. Every post by him is a slew of words, names, and numbers. Occasionally he'll spam 20 photos of the same thing in one post.
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This is an average post from this man. If you've seen one, you've seen all of them.
I also mentioned that he has no last name. The man multiple different Facebook accounts, he used to have way more, but they must have been deleted.
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Overall, the man's a fucking disaster.
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He looks like that dude from the Goonies.
 
fingerpaints said:
Kristen Lynne Cummings: https://www.instagram.com/p/BiYQEX-Fuf5/?hl=en

Obsessed with Puerto Rico, posts on Instagram dozens of times a day - even pictures of cupboards and washing machines. Veers between 'all men hate me and are cheaters', strange wacky grin cleavage shots, and posting screenshots of people liking her pics. Occasionally gets into weird obsessive internet relationships with men that are possibly catfishing her. The scary thing is she has a son.

She also posts on something called Live.me, but changes her username all the time.
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Oh my god. I met her online and she is crazy as hell. You can tell by her eyes. Lives in the same town as me. Thank god she doesn’t drive.
 
My own personal lolcow is more of a horrorcow. If I had the ability to make a thread on this ‘person’ without causing myself and several other people some very undue duress I would. Decently sure the fucker is still stalking me.

Moved in with me while we were members of the same fandom, was already a little weird but we were close friends, and proceeded to be a pain in my ass for two years.

Wouldn’t get a job, wouldn’t help around the house. I think I only let them stay out of pity and through their weird abusive manipulations toward the end.

Transtrender, otherkin and fictionkin bad enough to make the FFVII house look good, new mental illness every other week, into incest and shota/loli, dated a 13 yo when they were 20 (despite my attempts to stop this, they just hid it and said they stopped), and went even more off the deep end after I gave them the boot.

I’ve lost track of them the past few years as they keep EVERYTHING private and hide behind all sorts of usernames and proxies. I know the city where they likely still live, leeching off another poor sap, but said sap is a complete enabler so no getting through to them.

There’s a ton of other shit but honestly I’m still a little worried about details because god knows I don’t need them up in my face again.

Here’s some highlights if you’re interested, but they’re by no means everything that went on. The history of abuse and manipulation is way more far reaching than this shows:

https://outingkaiba.tumblr.com/
 
Big time sperg or HFA he likes to be known as. Lots of back and forth banter on FB and youtube especially when we set him up. Nowadays he's a self professed mental health guru after reading a couple of books and feels he's versed in giving others advice. Mostly spends his time in his government paid apartment, making videos on sociopolitical matters, sings about his love interests, and dispenses dime store philosophy to anyone who would listen.

http://archive.fo/TIoVu
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He's fallen for catfish women and then makes a video crying about it. Has many videos discussing topics with a hint of narcissism and an inflated aut ego of himself.

As for Lolcow material, he blocks everyone nowadays, unless you're a hot black woman.
 
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Oh my god. I met her online and she is crazy as hell. You can tell by her eyes. Lives in the same town as me. Thank god she doesn’t drive.
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She posts where she is going on Facebook, with locations. I know exactly where her house is despite being on a different continent.

Thankfully it seems her parents look after the kid. I don't know what happened there - in pictures of her as a kid she looks pretty normal. Even here.
 
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This guy i know is a massive exceptional individual. For starters, he's a full on neckbeard, fedora and all (hold the beard, add 2 feet of tangly greasy hair). Carries around a communist manifesto and attempts to make other people read it.

I started talking to him because I thought it would be funny, after overhearing him talking to some poor stranger about how he's a furry and also a babyfur (he did not know this guy at all, he just decided to share this) bonus because he's bisexual (can't get girls to sleep w him cause he's rancid).

He always guilt trips me and tries to sound cool and dangerous by talking about his collection of weapons and shit. Alludes to wanting to take his life every once in a while.

He recently asked me out on a date and I said no. He hasn't talked to me since, but I hope to god he does cause he's such a moron.
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Update: he blocked me on discord out of the blue and I think that's the end of our tragic one sided love story. I'm kinda bummed, he was marvelous.
 
A black guy that likes Asian girls. I always tell his stupid ass he'll never be able to get Asian women, and he'd better learn to like our own ugly-ass black women or the walrus reject piece of shit white and latin women nobody else wants. I tell all of the black men that they'll never amount to anything in this white man's world because it is the truth. Always has been, always will be.

Piece of shit.

Whenever I see a black man in the military I tell them that they are a piece of shit fighting for two (((countries))) that hate them. They'll never make it past E-3, they'll never get a GI Bill, never get laid by beautiful women, and will never amount to anything of value. Any black man that likes asian women should be executed.
 
After 164 pages I'm sure someone's already said vegans, but vegans. I think it's partly due to their diets excluding a load of brain function related vitamins (A, D3, B12). You can theoretically eat a balanced vegan diet but then there's "raw" vegans, who avoid cooked food on top of being vegan and, Jesus Christ, these people are fucked. Even after they've lost all their teeth from calcium deficiency, have anorexia, go completely grey, have their menstrual cycle completely fucked, they still swear by it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nf7wAMwfrw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4I4H0c0Qi9Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiMc2FfC2Fo

They all have this uncanny valley, thousand yard stare quality to them.
Here's a slightly less insane one talking about it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjT00oUxVBw

There's a compilation here too: https://youtu.be/EFF30jfTubU, but i think the commentary's a bit pseudo-scientific. None less than the depicted vegans though.
 
My personal lolcow (of the moment) is my sadcow of a relative.
Close enough to observe extensively, but just distant enough that her exploits aren't my problem.
 
Yaoi Huntress Earth said:
Jim might have some silly tendoncies (see this link on page 162), but I have to hand it to him, because he has some good knowledge on animals and breeding outside of his plans. He told me that the pumpkin dragons were going well and "sheeded their first skin". He believes that dragon DNA exists due to there being creatures that were based off the tales. Much like the Asian legend of dragons turning into koi.

So he thinks he can breed koi with other fish to bring out the traits that will create those long-bodied Chinese style dragons. He expects it will happen in about 3 generations. He's nice and fairly likable none of the less.
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Honestly, I'd like to meet him.
 
My personal lolcow story takes place in 2012. Myself wouldn't consider this guy worthy of a personal lolcow, but what the hell anyways.

I met this guy when I was a freshman in high school; his name was Grant, he was white, pretty damn tall, very weird, and always looked tired. That last bit will be important later in my retelling.

He was that silent kid who always hung out with my group of friends, and at first, he didn't seem that weird at all, but he was pretty much ignored by everyone in my group, and I was the only one that paid attention to him.

Then I started getting my friends' numbers, and then him, I didnt see anything particularly wrong with him, so I added his number. Immediately after I got home, and checked my phone only to see he had sent me some very non-christian server friendly content.

It was hentai alright guys

After that I blocked him, but his "particular" behavior didn't end there. Soon, I learned he accidently spent $200 on some freenium app, and chimps out at anyone who mentions it.

But that wasn't what I wanted to talk about. I also learned from a group chat that my friends had with Grant, and supposedly he gets sleep deprivation from his hentai addiction. Since then, he has been "attempting" to curb it.

Idk, I thought this would be a funny story to share.
 
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I honestly surprised nobody has been talking about this guy, "JobbytheHong". He's somewhat popular within the toy review community, when he first started out he reviewing transformers and figmas. What made him successful was his fast paced humor. However people also went to him for his Gundam reviews. I mention that since he has completely abandoned the hobby and mocks his own fans for it, to be honest I'm not even scratching the surface of this guy, so any other kiwis wanna help me info dump him?
 
Interesting post from the lolcow in my life. Seems as though his own "brand" isn't working out for him, and he's not bothered to get a job (let alone hold down a job) to pay for his shit, once again. It's a really shit update but it made me laugh too much and was too good not to share

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Maybe this irks me/makes me laugh a little more than it should because tattoos are an investment. They take time. And in most cases, a fair sum of cash. I have tattoos because i got paid, and therefore had the money to do it? Also, relying on e-begging for body mods. Why not find something of more use to beg for online? Christ. He's not very smart, and probably not very skilled either if he doesn't have a job so he can afford this stuff.

I'm guessing it won't cost him much because knowing him, he'd probably go to the same place he got his last ones (which, judging by my post on page 161, it will look like Michael J Fox took hold of the tattoo artist's equipment, said "fuck it" and had a go)

Also; it's very clear nobody around him is helping him finance this at all, otherwise he'd be posting about his new tattoo by now? His girlfriend isn't, though she's only old enough to work a part time minimum wage job (depending on if she's in college or not), so i'm not surprised in the least
 
I had the displeasure of knowing a guy in this discord server who went by Nori/Cherry Funeral. How I came to meet him isn't that interesting of a story but these were just some of the things he did.
(I unfortunately dont have any screenshots of particular encounters because I didn't think to take them when I had the chance. Rookie mistake on my behalf.)

•He was fictionkin, and his main kin was Kakyoin from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. Okay, "main kin" is an understatement. He made it so his entire fucking identity revolved around Kakyoin. If you said anything about Kakyoin that rubbed him the wrong way, he'd accuse you of invalidating his kin trauma (which he did with me the first say I met him). He would guilt trip any of his friends who talked to anyone else who was also kin with Kakyoin. One time he even told me how he was at a party and he had to leave because someone had made a MILF joke about Kakyoin and apparently MILF jokes trigger him.

•He claimed to practice witchcraft. Him and another one of my friends on the server talked about it a lot, and sometimes they dragged me into their conversations too. My other friend was involved with witchcraft because it was a big part of her family's ancestry or something. On the other hand, Nori was one of those witchcraft nuts on tumblr who collected stones and always talked about how he put curses on his "abusers". He also claimed he was able to contact and talk to spirits, but said spirits were always in the form of anime characters (more about that later).

•In case you couldn't tell, the guy was crazy. He had been professionally diagnosed with every mental illness under the sun, and was prescribed what he called "military strength medication". The thing is, though, he never fucking took the meds. And why, you may ask? Because usually at least once every month he would order hallucinogenic mushrooms online to "help with his spirit work", and he wouldn't take the meds for weeks because they interfered with the effects of said mushrooms. He also would constantly look up pictures of mutilated animals to purposefully trigger himself (he even offered to post some on the discord, which we declined). Almost every day, he'd end up having a panic attack and freaking out on the server, and whenever any of us tried to calm him down he just would respond with "you can't help me nobody can help me not even the therapists :^)". Eventually I gave up trying to help him. My other friend never did, though.

•He claimed to have the spirits of several fictional characters living inside of his body. The one he talked about the most was Dio, which I find ironic considering who he's kin with. But pretty much as soon as a new series came out with an edgy character, by some magic that character would magically manifest itself in his mind. As soon as Cuphead came out, it was King Dice. As soon as Sonic Forces came out, it was Infinite. Sometimes he'd even let them speak to my other friend through his body in some cryptic roleplay speak.

•He really did fuck up my other friend big time. Eventually just by being around him, her mental health started to deteriorate to the point where she was just as bad as him. One day I decided I had enough and I called him out on his bullshit before I left. I tried to convince her to to do the same, since he was being such a toxic influence in her life. She refused to listen to me, and constantly defended him. Nowadays I haven't talked to her since. Some people I know who are still friends with her say that she acts miserable, and they're not sure what to do to help her. I don't know if her and Nori are still friends, but I'm hoping they aren't. (And to make things even worse, he's 27, and she's only 16.)
 
I have a few from my school days and one from work, one especially good one I should check in on actually. One guy, Gary, huge kid, was on the short bus for a reason. Mostly just loud but he'd put his hands on me a few times. Don't know what but something was obviously wrong with that guy.

There was a junior I had a chemistry class with in my senior year of high school. Fat, stank, didn't take care of himself; a few people would talk to or hang out with him sometimes but otherwise he was left alone. I ended up talking to him about some anime and that was it, I was this guy's best friend, dude followed me all over school when he could. He talked about Bleach, did the naruto run, tried to become a super saiyan, standard faire and it got grating fast.

One morning I went to the cafeteria, mainly just to avoid the guy for a little bit longer, and started talking to one of the other seniors. This went on for a few days until eventually he showed up too. I didn't think anything of it at first but he started showing up there every morning until eventually the senior never showed up again. At that point I realized I was a fucking moron and told the guy off. Thankfully I never dealt with him again after that. Maybe he's changed now, I don't know, but the rage he flew into when I kept up with him in a game of football tells me he probably hasn't.
 
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