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>>Then a few months later the kids get bored (or the trend dies) and suddenly they don't want the pet anymore<<

That's what happened to Chihuahuas. I read a few years ago that a shelter in California where a lot of people dumped a lot of their chihuahuas and they had too many. They were able to raise enough money to put them on a plane and send the dogs to other shelters around the US so people (who didn't care that they were a trend) could adopt them.
 
Weird coincidence, but I made that post about Jamie and now she's made another facebook account. Bann doesn't appear to have anything to do with it, looks like she's just one of those morons that makes a new fb every three months if a temp ban doesn't beat her to the punch. Anywho, her facebooks are dried up more or less, but I found a few gems between the five or six of them that help demonstrate what I was talking about earlier;

STILL FAT
Basically some girl reposted a fat joke, Jamie made a pseudo-whiny comment about being fat, girl made another fat joke, Jamie told her she needed to be raped. She does that quite often with girls she doesn't like. Or girls that have something to do with guys she doesn't like. Whichever.

SEX IS ONLY FOR PROCREATION
Someone politely disagrees with an obnoxiously sanctimonious status Jamie posts. Jamie acts like an enormous cunt.




FOR THE DARK CARNIVAL
Someone says being a juggalo is a phase that people need to grow out of. Jamie flips shit and, in genuine, grade-A juggalo fashion, talks about all the ways she'd like for this person to die.



BREAKIN' THE LAW
Apparently disagreeing with something Jamie says is a criminal offense. This is part of a far longer/stupider argument that I doubt anyone would be interested in reading all the way through, so I just posted the defining moment.

...I didn't screenshot any of this, by the by. She caps most of this stuff herself and, I guess due to some sort of inferiority complex, throws them into her albums to brag about.
 
What a thoroughly unpleasant person.
 
Yeah...she made this video right after that juggalo fiasco to boot....
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The person she's talking about didn't even say half the shit Jamie's claiming she did. It's remarkable how easy it is to set her off. Chick's seriously begging to get trolled.
 
Globe said:
Yeah...she made this video right after that juggalo fiasco to boot....
[youtube]Kenz43XWwm4[/youtube]
The person she's talking about didn't even say half the shit Jamie's claiming she did. It's remarkable how easy it is to set her off. Chick's seriously begging to get trolled.
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My God, what a cunt.
 
sparklemilhouse said:
>>Then a few months later the kids get bored (or the trend dies) and suddenly they don't want the pet anymore<<

That's what happened to Chihuahuas. I read a few years ago that a shelter in California where a lot of people dumped a lot of their chihuahuas and they had too many. They were able to raise enough money to put them on a plane and send the dogs to other shelters around the US so people (who didn't care that they were a trend) could adopt them.
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As a Chihuahua owner, this shit pisses me off to no end.
 
I have a personal Lolcow, not one on the Internet though. The kid was dumb, you could buy anything off him: video games, a bike, for "5 bucks"(I think he just really like to say the phrase "5 bucks"). He also crapped himself into teenagerhood because he was too lazy to go to the washroom. He's a huge stoner now.

The other kid went to my high school. Your typical kid that nobody liked but hung around anyway because we were too nice to beat him up. He tried to buy our friendship because his parents were rich. We took advantage, of course, but he never learned his lesson.
 
This is more like my sister's personal lolcow but, anyway, she just started high school and there's this one kid in her class. From what she has told me about him, I could gather that he seems to be a Nintendo sperg who plays vidya all the day after school and wants other people to do all his work whenever he's in a team assignment and doesn't care about contributing anything or, heck, even communicating with his team (my sister has experienced this first-hand). He also has anger management issues and generally acts like a jerk towards classmates and teachers alike.

It goes without saying that my sister and I will be keeping an eye on him. :popcorn:
 
snowkitten91 said:
This is more like my sister's personal lolcow but, anyway, she just started high school and there's this one kid in her class. From what she has told me about him, I could gather that he seems to be a Nintendo sperg who plays vidya all the day after school and wants other people to do all his work whenever he's in a team assignment and doesn't care about contributing anything or, heck, even communicating with his team (my sister has experienced this first-hand). He also has anger management issues and generally acts like a jerk towards classmates and teachers alike.

It goes without saying that my sister and I will be keeping an eye on him. :popcorn:
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A Nintendo sperg? I bet he'll blow his head if he hears someone say the Xbox 360 or PS3 are better console than the Wii/WiiU.
 
Did I tell you guys about the Holocaust denier I went to high school with?
 
GrandNumberOfPounds said:
Not that I remember.

This sounds bizarrely ironic coming from Stalin, though.
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The Holocaust was a thing. However, Holodomor was not.

In our freshman history class she said, out loud, in front of 75 people (because we had a weird combined history/English thing for honors freshman English and history), that the Holocaust couldn't have been that bad. You should've seen the looks of the class. One of my teachers had to leave the room.

She was a constant source of amusement through high school.
 
Do well enough on an English entrance test. That was all.
 
Stalin said:
Did I tell you guys about the Holocaust denier I went to high school with?
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I don't know Stalin, I feel it might have been you but then again I remember reading a custom lol-cow who was Holocaust denying Nazi lover within the Custom Lol-cow thread. Please, enlighten us of this Holocaust denying personal lol-cow of yours.
 
c-no said:
Stalin said:
Did I tell you guys about the Holocaust denier I went to high school with?
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I don't know Stalin, I feel it might have been you but then again I remember reading a custom lol-cow who was Holocaust denying Nazi lover within the Custom Lol-cow thread. Please, enlighten us of this Holocaust denying personal lol-cow of yours.
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She was in some ways the most stereotypical rich, white girl ever (never knew any sort of suffering, always got what she wanted), but at the same time she was either autistic or borderline autistic. Her name was Shannon. She had no concept of World War 2. She though the Nuremberg Laws applied to artists, as she viewed herself as a persecuted artist, instead of Jews (and could not be convinced otherwise, even when our teacher read the laws out loud). She never recanted her statement of "The Holocaust couldn't have been that bad", no matter how many times our teachers told us, showed us pictures, movies, etc.

She was also annoying as hell, cried all the time, said other extremely inappropriate things, and was a general weirdo. Is it bad that I have to say her Holocaust unawareness was one of the least inappropriate things she said?

P.S I did write the Nazi loving lolcow, and she was partially based off this girl.
 
Stalin said:
c-no said:
Stalin said:
Did I tell you guys about the Holocaust denier I went to high school with?
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I don't know Stalin, I feel it might have been you but then again I remember reading a custom lol-cow who was Holocaust denying Nazi lover within the Custom Lol-cow thread. Please, enlighten us of this Holocaust denying personal lol-cow of yours.
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She was in some ways the most stereotypical rich, white girl ever (never knew any sort of suffering, always got what she wanted), but at the same time she was either autistic or borderline autistic. Her name was Shannon. She had no concept of World War 2. She though the Nuremberg Laws applied to artists, as she viewed herself as a persecuted artist, instead of Jews (and could not be convinced otherwise, even when our teacher read the laws out loud). She never recanted her statement of "The Holocaust couldn't have been that bad", no matter how many times our teachers told us, showed us pictures, movies, etc.

She was also annoying as hell, cried all the time, said other extremely inappropriate things, and was a general weirdo. Is it bad that I have to say her Holocaust unawareness was one of the least inappropriate things she said?

P.S I did write the Nazi loving lolcow, and she was partially based off this girl.
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Wow, just reading that honestly makes me wonder if she ever got in trouble for her Holocaust statement.
 
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