Lolcow Peter Guerin / Docforbin - Columbine Shooting and Daria Fanboy, Thinks Trolling is Worse than Actual Murder

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Peace and Harmony said:
Maybe one day his endless overtures (read: retweets) to Malarkey will end up in senpai noticing him and they'll have weird grunge sex and the sun will rise brighter than ever befre
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I'm sure she's just waiting to be swept off her feet by a middle aged bug eyed weirdo with severe autism who wants her to be his Daria Luann waifu4laifu.
 
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Strangely enough, Chris actually has fond memories of high school. No way he could relate to this loser.
 
So, it looks like ol' Petey hasn't been keeping up with current events.

There is virtually no cyberbullying or trolling of Chris going on at present (at least none that I'm aware of). Sure, we still have a giggle at Chris's antics, but a lot of people are also quite pleased to see him relatively happy for the first time in a few years and doing fairly well with his Etsy store.

Chris doesn't need you to 'save' him Peter.

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AnOminous said:
I reckon Chris's life is less of a living hell than Guerin's is, especially now that he's got his legal situation more or less resolved.
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This is part of the point I was trying to make. Chris genuinely seems happy; he socializes fairly regularly, he's started working on Sonichu again, and he's having some modest success with his Etsy business. He still makes some references to his past, but isn't completely obsessed with it like Peter is. Chris also lacks Peter's bitterness and vindictiveness, which makes him a much more likeable/sympathetic character.

It remains to be seen whether or not Chris's legal troubles are over for good. I'm not entirely sure he grasps the concept of a suspended sentence. Chris has improved quite a bit, but he's still Chris. There may be another GameStop type incident in his future.
 
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Thetan said:
This is part of the point I was trying to make. Chris genuinely seems happy; he socializes fairly regularly, he's started working on Sonichu again, and he's having some modest success with his Etsy business. He still makes some references to his past, but isn't completely obsessed with it like Peter is. Chris also lacks Peter's bitterness and vindictiveness, which makes him a much more likeable/sympathetic character.

It remains to be seen whether or not Chris's legal troubles are over for good. I'm not entirely sure he grasps the concept of a suspended sentence. Chris has improved quite a bit, but he's still Chris. There may be another GameStop type incident in his future.
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It helps that Chris has happier times to look back on and obsess about. Chris fucking loved high school. He realizes now his memories aren't quite what he thought, but he still loved it and had fun. When Chris is miserable about high school it's not because people threw pennies and told him "Sonic is dead!" It's because he wants to sit at the lunch table with the gal pals one more time, then ignore the teacher by reading Goosebumps in class. Then he'll go home and play Pokemon and Nintendo 64 games and not have to worry about anything else because Bob wasn't dead, there was only a proto-hoard at the time, and he had no other responsibilities.

Peter, by contrast, looks back on how miserable he was and obsesses over that. And whatever his mom told/taught him as a child has given him a victim complex that easily surpasses Chris'. Peter very likely remembers how one of his classmates yelled "Garfield is dead, you retarded shitstain!" in front of all the teachers and the principal and yet it was poor Peter who got in trouble for no reason. The reality is that somebody called out "Garfield is dead!" from a few feet away when none of the teachers was in earshot to get a rise out of him, and got smacked by a child's lunchbox (with Peter likely screeching at the same time), which did likely catch the attention of the adults. Who only saw one of the special ed kids shrieking and attacking somebody for no good reason.

Chris might have peaked in high school, but DocForbin has never peaked. Creepy wish fulfillment sex fanfiction doesn't count.
 
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From a recent topic that has quickly become about network decay:
DocForbin said:
The Sci-Fi Channel (I won't use that stupid name SyFy) showing a war movie like The Day After, "un-reality" crap like Ghost Hunters, Face Off and Mad, Mad House and a Law and Ordermarathon.

'Nuff said.
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And a response to that:
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I'm on my phone so I can't go into detail, but if you can seriously call The Day After 'a war film', then you are seriously bereft of the ability to differentiate film genres... or modern history since the beginning of the Atomic Age.

Also, it doesn't matter what you or I or anyone else who doesn't work for that channel or has stock in it thinks... 'SyFy' is the channel's name. We have to accept that.
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Syfy in the last couple of years has made an effort to return to its roots with shows like Defiance and 12 Monkeys. Also, the other stuff that Peter doesn't like must be appealing to someone, because it's raking in enough ad revenue to keep getting renewed. Also, I seriously doubt anyway besides him remembers shit they did in elementary school. I sure don't. I barely remember my high school days, nor do I care about them. The here and now is far more important.
 
Garfield... he's sperging about Garfield. Is there anything he's a fan of that he doesn't go apeshit over.
 
several people attest to the fact that when he was in high school he was bullied by people telling him that "garfield is dead" which got him really butthurt

also what the fuck is up with that woman in the video. why does that video exist. is this what happens when you get assblasted by docforbin

ALSO: peter recently sent a letter to a high school girls' volleyball team congratulating them on winning something: http://docforbin.livejournal.com/9766.html
Tuesday, November 24, 2015
9:53:43 AM
Mr. Justin Hertz
Girls Volleyball Coach
Connetquot High School
190 Seventh Street
Bohemia, New York 11716-1331

Dear Coach Hertz:

I would like you to share this letter with the members of the New York State Class AA Champion girls’ volleyball team.

Please let me introduce myself. My name is Peter Guerin. I’m a member of the Class of 1987 here at Connetquot High School.

I want to congratulate all of you—the coach and members of the girls’ volleyball team—for winning the Class AA title at the New York State Public High School Athletic Association Girls Volleyball Tournament in Glens Falls on November 22. You have made your fellow classmates as well as alumni like myself extremely proud of your accomplishments. Your accomplishments rank up there with Connetquot winning its first state title in any sport when the field hockey team won the state title in 1984, a victory I remember very well.

I’m pretty sure you had to deal with adversity and some setbacks during your championship season. I should know something about those things.

As a Special Education student for most of my school years because I have both ADHD (Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder) and PDD-NOS (Pervasive Developmental Delay—Not Otherwise Specified, which is an autism spectrum condition), I can understand dealing with adversity and setbacks. For most of my schooldays I was bullied because of who I am and what I have. At one point the bullying became so horrible I tried to commit suicide. Thankfully my attempt failed due to the efforts of one particular Special Education teacher—Donald Gamarano (who has since retired). I was also the first Special Education student to run for Student Government President in 1986. Although I lost in what was called the closest election in school history, it did pave the way for another Special Education student to be elected a few years later. Although I dropped out of SUNY Stony Brook in my freshman year in 1988, I later went to Adirondack Community College (now SUNY Adirondack) and got my Associate’s degree in Business Administration in 1994. I now live Upstate and help my mother run a print shop that she and my now late stepfather (who died on April 10) took over the same year I graduated from ACC.

I know something about having to deal with adversity because there were some people who thought I’d never amount to anything because of my mental conditions. I would like to think that for the most part I proved them wrong. Besides, how do you really define “amounting to anything”, really? What one would consider failure could be considered success in the long run by someone else.

As student-athletes, you should set a good example for your peers—especially those who are in Special Education like I was. If you see someone—especially a Special Education student—being bullied, step in and stop the bullies. Also, make sure you don’t engage in bullying behavior yourselves. Ending the continuing cycle of bullying should begin with you.
Finally, I certainly hope that you—the members of the girls’ volleyball team—continue to have success in your future endeavors and that Coach Hertz continues to instill in future members of the team the values of hard work, sportsmanship and teamwork that led you to winning the state championship.

I would like to thank you, Coach Hertz, for taking the time from your busy schedule to read this letter and to thank you, the members of the girls’ volleyball team, for taking the time to hear my comments and congratulations. Once again, I congratulate all of you for winning the state championship and wish all of you the best in your future endeavors.

Sincerely,





Peter W. Guerin

here is also a link to all of his posts on his local newspaper's website: http://poststar.com/users/profile/peter guerin/
 
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