Lolcow Peter Guerin / Docforbin - Columbine Shooting and Daria Fanboy, Thinks Trolling is Worse than Actual Murder

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But really, it's been almost 30 years since this happened. Almost everyone else would've gotten over this by now.

But in his view, moving on is for losers. He did say this:

I’m sick and tired of people saying Luann has to “move on” like Delta and Bernice want her to. Do you know what moving on means? Moving on is an admission of defeat. Moving on is a sign of weakness. Moving on means having to settle for second best, and in Luann’s case second best means having to settle for Gunther, a loser geek nerd who will NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING!

In other words, moving on is for LOSERS!

Do you know why Tiffany is a winner? Because REAL winners like Tiffany do what they want and continue to pursue their goals no matter what the cost, and that means lying, cheating, stealing, conniving and backstabbing. . .all things Tiffany is VERY good at.

If Luann wants to be a winner, she should beat Tiffany up to a bloody pulp, tell off Quill for the jerk he is, then run away to Hawaii and reunite with Aaron Hill, who is the ONLY person who can give Luann the happiness she’s been seeking all her life.
 
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Of course this guy has a thread.

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The whole convo is gold.

"Therefore TMZ, trolls, cyberbullies and bullies defy the will of God and will be punished."

https://twitter.com/DocForbin/status/730169678153297921

A bit late, but I was on hiatus from the farms.

Anyway, I really was not trying to actually troll Peter. Strangely enough on some people of interest, I really do attempt to talk and have a discourse with them. I was even trying to go subtle without rattling him. I like talking to people who have aberrant or even impassioned points of view. The Internet seems as safe a place as long as you don't try to discuss religion.

Anyway here are my caps on his side of the exchange.

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I am kind of sad he blocked me, because it might have been nice to have a longer conversation. :(

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Also, if it has not been mentioned before. Peter reads his thread a lot.
 
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The U.S. Supreme Court has already ruled that speech on the internet is equally protected under the First Amendment, and future cases will be bound by that ruling. To take such measures to suppress rights of citizens is UnAmerican and the start of a dangerous slope. What's next, the removal of every review the creator feels is too negative (Dobson's Law)? Growing up means taking responsibility for one's actions, not a continued childhood free from consequences.
 
A bit late, but I was on hiatus from the farms.

Anyway, I really was not trying to actually troll Peter. Strangely enough on some people of interest, I really do attempt to talk and have a discourse with them. I was even trying to go subtle without rattling him. I like talking to people who have aberrant or even impassioned points of view. The Internet seems as safe a place as long as you don't try to discuss religion.

Anyway here are my caps on his side of the exchange.

I am kind of sad he blocked me, because it might have been nice to have a longer conversation. :(

Also, if it has not been mentioned before. Peter reads his thread a lot.

It was kind of funny. I didn´t recognize you as a Kiwi, since you have been on hiatus as you said, and I am still a newbie. Only after checking out who this guy is - I had no idea since I have never heard of this clown -, and reading the first pages of the thread I had a lightbulb moment. :)
 
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Maybe Peter will invite Alison to an upcoming prom? I'm sure her husband Jake won't mind as long as you keep a supply of ice cream on hand for him.
Hell he'll even prime Peter's Peter for its first big night!
Secondly what is it with lolcows and not being able to get over things from Jr. High or High School?
 
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Secondly what is it with lolcows and not being able to get over things from Jr. High or High School?
Depending on the individual,

1) Because they increasingly romanticize those years as the responsibilities and expectations of adulthood become too much to bear, a la Chris.
2) Because they want to use those years to play victim, as Dobson has shown us time and again. These types whine about they were unfairly treated because they were different in some capacity, and it becomes a focal point simply because that's where their dissatisfaction with their life began.
 
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Hell he'll even prime Peter's Peter for its first big night!
Secondly what is it with lolcows and not being able to get over things from Jr. High or High School?

Because it was the last time in their life where they had a daily routine and something consistent in their life, which autists love. In Peter's case, it seems like he has spent the last thirty years fapping it to teenage girls and moping around his parent's business.
 
I love Adalia Rose, too, but for a different reason.

Adalia Rose is the ultimate litmus test for normie virtue signalling. Normies be like "beautiful girl!". The rest of us be like "ayy lmao".

What if my response is sadness at the fragility of the human genome and a deepened resolve to someday create a world without aging or death?

we have an adalia rose thread?

I believe that Adalia Rose very much qualifies as a minor. While she may now have the genetic telomere length and cellular age of an 80 year old, she still has lived on this earth for much less than 18 years. So no thread.
 
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