Lolcow Peter Guerin / Docforbin - Columbine Shooting and Daria Fanboy, Thinks Trolling is Worse than Actual Murder

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It seems to me that Peter is unable or unwilling to let go of this grudge but instead keep basking in it and using it as a crutch.
It's unwilling. As he put it in some posts earlier in this thread, letting go is for losers while winners do what they want.
 
It's unwilling. As he put it in some posts earlier in this thread, letting go is for losers while winners do what they want.

I can certainly understand the sentiment though as I have been bullied (mostly psychologically but never physically) and yes some of those memories are rather painful. I have held on to some of that stuff but have very recently been letting go of it. There is one girl I can't seem to shake off though so I'll have to work on that.

Holding onto the past just makes someone a bitter person, yes be angry about bullying, join some groups, share your experiences but realize it's in the past and you have to eventually move on from it.
 
His plan to fight the bullying of retards:
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1. Being bullied can suck no matter if you're in special ed or advanced placement courses. It does make you more of a jackass to beat up the kid in special ed, but guess what -- non-special ed kids don't like to be bullied either, and can suffer just as much. (Our school principal was pretty no-nonsense when it came to picking on the special ed kids, but it was only the lowest assholes who really did anything to them. If people made fun of them, it was when they weren't around.)

2. Assault and murder are already illegal.

3. Not knowing TOO much about Snapchat, while I've read there have been problems, I'm sure the schools would have an interest in monitoring it more closely. (Due to the issues of kids sexting and sending nudes). I don't know if that would solve bullying, however.

4. Hacking and idendity theft are also crimes, and would be punished by the law.

5. As nasty as ED can be, it is covered by the First Amendment.


Look I've been bullied. It sucks and obviously dude got a pretty shitty deal in school. But...if you're still dealing with these issues after all these years, the solution would be to go and get counseling, NOT trying to change the law, harassing people, or praise the Columbine shooters.

Why do these people keep defending Chris, like he's some kind of brother in arms? He tried to run someone over with his car, he sexually harassed the only friend he ever had (publically on ED), and he calls other people with disabilities "windows into hell." If he ever met Guerin, Chris would probably try to take advantage of the guy, like he does with everyone else who tries to be his friend.

(I have ADHD. Please don't judge us all by this creep)
 
Time to add a new one to the gallery...

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Christ why do they always pick the one frame that doesn't look good on anyone?

Everyone other than Connor (who probably is still on his parent's health insurance) and Kengle is on SSI which means their tugboat will pay for their glasses, and most eyeglasses that are covered by insurance look like that which is why most people will just opt to drop $200+ to wear designer glasses.
 
Everyone other than Connor (who probably is still on his parent's health insurance) and Kengle is on SSI which means their tugboat will pay for their glasses, and most eyeglasses that are covered by insurance look like that which is why most people will just opt to drop $200+ to wear designer glasses.

If SSI covers the exam for the prescription, Warby Parker sells perfectly good glasses for $95 including a wide selection of frames, that UV coating shit and basically anything you'd get at one of those $300 mall stores.

I think psychos pick psycho frames because they're psychos.
 
If SSI covers the exam for the prescription, Warby Parker sells perfectly good glasses for $95 including a wide selection of frames, that UV coating shit and basically anything you'd get at one of those $300 mall stores.

I think psychos pick psycho frames because they're psychos.

That $95 could go towards Dr. Pebba, Lego, Molly Ringwald movies, Sonichu Medallions, and books on antibullying.
 
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"Both incidents adversely affected Guerin, who attempted to commit suicide by trying to fling himself down the stairs at junior high, hoping he'd break his neck in the ensuing fall."

That's got to be the most retarded attempt at suicide I've ever heard of.

I've heard of women throwing themselves down staircases trying to induce miscarriages back before Roe v. Wade (yes, seriously), but I've never heard of people trying to commit suicide that way.

When I first read about the way people beat him up, I was like, damn, I feel sorry for this dude. Now I want to beat him up.
 
She nearly bit his tongue off....
@Sanae Kochiya quoted a scene in which his self-insert forcibly kisses Daria the same way. It sounds like he tried to do it in real life and became confused/butthurt when she reacted appropriately.

Looks like I'm finally going to get around to rereading the MSTing of The Misery Senshi Neo Zero Double Blitzkrieg Debacle
Oh my god, I heard about that horrible fanfic years ago, but I had no idea he was behind it. Worse, I was always under the assumption that the author was just an especially dim teenage girl, not a grown man pushing 30. :heart-empty:
 
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