🐮 Lolcow Peter Guerin / Docforbin - Columbine Shooting and Daria Fanboy, Thinks Trolling is Worse than Actual Murder

[Mrs Paul]

Actually, I think he looks like John from Garfield. I wonder if it's deliberate.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Monthly reminder that Pete is still thirsty for our attention even though he has one of the slowest moving topics on the board.

 

[chimpburgers]

Eat a fat Garfield dick, Guerin.

 

[KingGeedorah]

We got the FBI right where we want them...

 

[NQ 952]

Monthly reminder that Pete is still thirsty for our attention even though he has one of the slowest moving topics on the board.

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Everyone knows Ask.fm is the true source of organized crime in America.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Oh for fuck's sake. They're not afraid of cyberattacks. The local cops pawn off internet harassment to the FBI, and the FBI is busy chasing terrorists and child sex traffickers. While netstalking is a real and serious crime, what we do ain't it. First Amendment you hypersensitive manchild.
Also: Garfield is dead. And not funny. And a blatant marketing ploy (as admitted by Jim Davis).

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

I expect this initiative to last all of five minutes, after which they'll realize how fucking pointless it is.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Oh for fuck's sake. They're not afraid of cyberattacks. The local cops pawn off internet harassment to the FBI, and the FBI is busy chasing terrorists and child sex traffickers. While netstalking is a real and serious crime, what we do ain't it. First Amendment you hypersensitive manchild.
Also: Garfield is dead. And not funny. And a blatant marketing ploy (as admitted by Jim Davis).

The only kiwi here that is a real netstalker is @Weeny Tran

 

[Mrs Paul]

First Amendment you hypersensitive manchild.

Petey, why do you hate America?

 

[Muncie Anderson]

Petey, why do you hate America?

Because most of America hates Garfield and LuAnn.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Mmm nope, still not funny, also kill yourself.

 

[NQ 952]

What the fuck Peter, that's the humor of a 2 year old.

 

[AnOminous]

Mmm nope, still not funny, also kill yourself.

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Oh no! I'm going to kick the autistic again! If only there was a way to prevent it!

 

[AnchuentProphecy]

Peter is one of my favorite cows on this site and its sort of a shame that his thread is under appreciated especially when he regularly shits out content on Facebook and Twitter.

Also I looked over his Facebook the first time in months and noticed he still has his address and phone number posted publicly for all of us to see.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Peter is one of my favorite cows on this site and its sort of a shame that his thread is under appreciated especially when he regularly shits out content on Facebook and Twitter.

Also I looked over his Facebook the first time in months and noticed he still has his address and phone number posted publicly for all of us to see.

He refuses to take it down because he has a child-like sensitivity to being told what to do.

 

[AP 297]

Peter is one of my favorite cows on this site and its sort of a shame that his thread is under appreciated especially when he regularly shits out content on Facebook and Twitter.

Also I looked over his Facebook the first time in months and noticed he still has his address and phone number posted publicly for all of us to see.

I think it is because he secretly knows that we are not really cyberbullies and most people dumb enough to call him would be unfunny enough to have us laugh at them for their stupidity.

He refuses to take it down because he has a child-like sensitivity to being told what to do.

And that too. He wants to prove to us that he is not afraid.

To be honest, he has nothing to be scared of. We all think he is an idiot and enjoy laughing at him. We would never molest our precious laugh machine.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Peter is one of my favorite cows on this site and its sort of a shame that his thread is under appreciated especially when he regularly shits out content on Facebook and Twitter.

It's pretty much just watching something circle the drain for fifty years. The overwhelming majority of his posts are him fapping as he retweets some teenage goth girl and his anti-cyber-bowling tirades, plus some Garfield.

 

[AnOminous]

He refuses to take it down because he has a child-like sensitivity to being told what to do.

He's the kind of guy who flips out when you tell him not to touch a hot stove and then starts a crusade to outlaw hot stoves.

And that too. He wants to prove to us that he is not afraid.

I don't think it's that because he also flipped his shit way back on the Daria Wiki just because someone told him it wasn't a good idea.

 

[AnchuentProphecy]

I really wish we could get more insight into his high school days. I really want to know how much of an insufferable cunt he was.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Yes, cyberbullying is a serious problem, and perpetrators of it deserve to be punished. Too bad for Peter what we're doing isn't considered cyberbullying. Attempts to reclassify what we do here as cyberbullying or stalking or whatever the outrage de jour is would run afoul of the First Amendment. Let's game it out. Let's say that against all odds, a cyberbullying bill gets passed by Congress that criminalizes discussion of people that's not directed at them if it's considered abusive. Great, it's now illegal to criticize politicians. Oh, and celebrity gossip? That's out. Even the conservative reading of the First Amendment would result in the bill being tossed out. Having your feelings hurt sucks, but that's life in our digital age.