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A Gladius (Well, the popular Pompeii variant anyhow) is a short-ranged weapon, meant for use once you stop throwing pilums. It's essentially an oversized combat knife.
What a dumbass.
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What a dumbass.
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This guys tardrage about Zootopia was hilarious.
Oh yeah, also Phil Elmore is fat and I would not have sex with him.
Oh yeah, also Phil Elmore is fat and I would not have sex with him.
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You sure, he seems like a gentleman.
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The coincidental wire placement with the P of "CPAP" overlapping it makes it look like this is a guide about a CRAP Machine.
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Only if he's a Supreme Gentleman (tm)
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All I can say is that Mr. Elmore kung-foo'd his way into this tranny heart of mine. 
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If dudes like this start carrying around katanas in public and randomly attacking people, I will start carrying around pole arms in public. I will disarm these motherfuckers with the king of pole arms, the glaive-guisarme, and then I will saw their heads off.
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He also called up Dicks sporting goods after they stopped selling guns
tl;dr he didn't take the news well, and tried to argue with the employees about gun control
http://www.wnd.com/2012/12/my-phone-call-to-dicks-sporting-goods/
He also called up Dicks sporting goods after they stopped selling guns
tl;dr he didn't take the news well, and tried to argue with the employees about gun control
http://www.wnd.com/2012/12/my-phone-call-to-dicks-sporting-goods/
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Buy a gun retard.
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Katanas can cut through bullets.
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I'm pretty sure that's not even a katana.
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Did you pay any attention to history? The Founding Fathers overcame the British and achieved independence by complaining to retail employees!
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I'm talking about AnOminous's post.
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Guns are for people who are, like, totally gay and shit. Real men use pole arms. I'm like Batman. No guns.
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Ok then, buy a pistol crossbow and let out your inner Napoleon Dynamite.
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He does make some very good points about liberal crybabies though
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Is this a recent pic? Because if it is, I'd question the wisdom of being a self-proclaimed martial arts guru while actually still being on white belt level (at least the martial arts I'm aware of uses white belts to signify total newbie status).
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I'd wish rightwing GG dudebro Phil Elmore would meet depraved liberal hobo Phil Haskins-Delici and had an impromptu knife fight with him. First one to shit his pants loses.
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Tard vs Sexual Predator
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You know, I imagine there are very few legal restrictions on the open carry of polearms. Like, some shit is so crazy no one thinks to even ban it.