💼 Careercow Phil Elmore - Self Defense Guru

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He published this article on WND:
http://www.wnd.com/2016/01/the-latest-deviancy-theyre-trying-to-mainstream/

he found out about furries
Progressives hate themselves, so they invent new sexual personas and new deviancies to keep themselves entertained. Liberals hate families and decency, so they champion sexual perversion and child molestation while holding it up as viable “other” sexuality. Can there really be any doubt that the majority of “furries” are likely pedophiles?
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his other channels
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http://www.philelmore.com/

I have to admit him having a tumblr is somewhat of an amusing thought
 
VLAD said:
When I write, I use italics. That means I'm angry.
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That just means you're a youngster. Back when I was kicking asses on the Internet by directing mean words at people to the point the ASCII characters flew out of the CRT at them and BROKE THEIR FUCKING NOSES, shit was 7 bit. You youngsters don't know what that means, but we didn't have italics in my day.

We just had to rely on the RAW POWER of CAPITAL LETTERS to BREAK THE NOSES of FUCKING NERDS who TALKED SHIT at us.
 
Ok, this dude is just an adult version of a try hard edgy kid in junior high. I highly doubt he has any idea how to wield a sword or perform any kind of martial art because if he did, he wouldn't be waving his sword around like a jackass.
It's called self defense for a reason, shithead; it's so you can defend yourself not impress other neckbeards on the internet.
 
Absinthe said:
Ok, this dude is just an adult version of a try hard edgy kid in junior high. I highly doubt he has any idea how to wield a sword or perform any kind of martial art because if he did, he wouldn't be waving his sword around like a jackass.
It's called self defense for a reason, shithead; it's so you can defend yourself not impress other neckbeards on the internet.
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Clearly, this guy hasn't heard of a Tryhard before.

Because claiming you know self-defense is probably the ultimate in tryhardery outside of claiming you "made love to 100 women".
 
So i was looking through this guy books and this one caught my attention:
Now since we have lots of people with disposable money here i present you with a unique opportunity:
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I've done a little digging and found a old post he made for a blog, where he tries to explain the reasoning behind carrying a Gladius (which, may I add, was the standard weapon of Roman infantry) around in public in case of violent attacks. You literally cannot make this shit up.
http://tribaltriangle.blogspot.ca/2013/01/96-800x600-normal-0-false-false-false.html (archive)

I've also found a thread on Bullshido, which properly explains how Phil can't even punch correctly.
http://www.bullshido.net/forums/archive/index.php/t-20439.html
 
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If this guy were to fight someone, he'd try to cover his face while his opponent would keep battering his head.
 
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