Phil Forum Access 2: Revenge of the Autist

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Where you first heard about Phil (website): kiwifarms.net
When you first heard about Phil: There seemed to be some contention around Late Dec/Early jan when I was a lurker. Phil made many a mention of "See I get laid unlike CWC" or something to that effect
Favorite Phil schadenfreude moment or factoid: Not sure (we got this guy, Not Sure) is this is a factoid or not, but I enjoy how he's so desperate for attention AND content, that he goes the extra mile to be cringy. Like "houselessness" instead of homelessness, and his drawn eye brows really make my day.
 
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Where you first heard about Phil (website): Kiwifarms or it may have still been the cwiki forums, in the original ADF thread.
When you first heard about Phil: When Phil started posting messages to us using faggy post it notes. Not too long before he got his own sub forum.
Favorite Phil schadenfreude moment or factoid: When he lied about the drive by, and tweaker snitched on him.
 
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Where you first heard about Phil (website): First was in ED when i was reading their article about Lolcows then here
When you first heard about Phil: IIRC i began to notice phil when he was sperging about his orchiectomy and his magical letters
Favorite Phil schadenfreude moment or factoid: The drive-by , oh god that fucking thing
 
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Where you first heard about Phil (website): Kiwi Farms!
When you first heard about Phil: Sometime late last year, when I was still lurking.
Favorite Phil schadenfreude moment or factoid: I think it's impossible to narrow down, but right now my favorite thing is watching his drawn on eyebrows. At first they were actually vaguely eyebrow shaped, and as time passes they're becoming more and more tilde shaped.

Also the Google translated Spanish.
 
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Where you first heard about Phil (website): Don't really remember tbh but I knew nothing about him until this site, so I'd say here.

When you first heard about Phil: I very vaguely remember his involvement with CWC, but I didn't follow him at all until signing up here.

Favorite Phil schadenfreude moment or factoid: Shoving his balls into his abdomen to prove he chopped them off.
 
Where? On /cow/
When? Just after they decided to branch out to other lolcows, like in 2011. The biggest ones were A-Log, Nick Bate, and ADF. Yet it became quickly apparant they expected ADF to be the new Chris-Chan. Making an ADF wiki, calling him Jack Thaddeus to troll Chris with, and heavily documenting his relationship with Mickey (aka our very own Tweaker the Cat). This was when I started to hate Phil immensely. They kept posting, and posting, making thread after thread, all this fanart. All these fan videos. Why? HE WASN'T FUCKING FUNNY IN THE LEAST! And here we are. Six or so years later. Phil's biggest schtick was wanting to constantly put labels onto himself. His entire full name is pretty much Ahuviya Rotem Isabel Rosa Arajou Harel ADF-Fuensalida, but just call him "Phil" for short. Don't forget, he's also obese, diabetic, homeless, Jewish, Latino, a liar, homeless, a "she", my list can go on and on if I actually feel like Googling.
schadenfreude moment? I dunno what this means, but if there's one thing that was good of the rise of Phil it would be the subsequent rise of Robert Wayne Styles, aka Rika who was a friend of Phil's at the time. Now THAT was Phil done right. Until he self destructed on the Bath Salts.
 
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Where you first heard about Phil (website): Kiwi Farm forum. I came here in 2014 after I heard about Chris and stayed for him.

When you first heard about Phil: 2014 rough estimate.....


Favorite Phil schadenfreude moment or factoid: for me it's a tossup between his rather unfortunate tats and the bizarre lengths he goes to to try and convince a bunch of people he hates that he's lot his balls, like faking(not very convincingly) that medical sheet as solid proof he got the surgery done.
 
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Where? On /cow/
When? Just after they decided to branch out to other lolcows, like in 2011. The biggest ones were A-Log, Nick Bate, and ADF. Yet it became quickly apparant they expected ADF to be the new Chris-Chan. Making an ADF wiki, calling him Jack Thaddeus to troll Chris with, and heavily documenting his relationship with Mickey (aka our very own Tweaker the Cat). This was when I started to hate Phil immensely. They kept posting, and posting, making thread after thread, all this fanart. All these fan videos. Why? HE WASN'T FUCKING FUNNY IN THE LEAST! And here we are. Six or so years later. Phil's biggest schtick was wanting to constantly put labels onto himself. His entire full name is pretty much Ahuviya Rotem Isabel Rosa Arajou Harel ADF-Fuensalida, but just call him "Phil" for short. Don't forget, he's also obese, diabetic, homeless, Jewish, Latino, a liar, homeless, a "she", my list can go on and on if I actually feel like Googling.
schadenfreude moment? I dunno what this means, but if there's one thing that was good of the rise of Phil it would be the subsequent rise of Robert Wayne Styles, aka Rika who was a friend of Phil's at the time. Now THAT was Phil done right. Until he self destructed on the Bath Salts.
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dude what the fuck you actively post on phil's board like every day, you obviously have access
 
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Where you first heard about Phil (website): ED
When you first heard about Phil: Circa 2008
Favorite Phil schadenfreude moment or factoid: Here for the tattoos
 
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Where you first heard about Phil (website): It was a thread about shitty, autistic deviantart on Something Awful.
When you first heard about Phil: I wanna say 2009? It was pretty soon after the election and I'd heard about "that guy who drew some anime character killing John McCain."
Favorite Phil schadenfreude moment or factoid: It's gotta be all the tattoos. From the Google Translate Spanish to the incredibly narrow interests (bike locks and Maoism) to the fact that nobody's gonna want to fuck a fat guy with an "Evil Tranny" tattoo. Or several.
Also I'm really curious about the horrific image plastered all over the site. Nice septum ring, Phil.
 
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Where you first heard about Phil (website): The Cwcki
When you first heard about Phil:It was back when Chris was "calling out" his trolls, thinking Jack Thaddeus was ADF.
Favorite Phil schadenfreude moment or factoid: When Phil's Atlantis Mississippi Australatina army successfully reclaimed their rightful land from the evil Canadian empire.
 
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Where you first heard about Phil (website): Shit, /cow/ or the CWCki. Maybe both. I remember when someone made an ADF wiki around that point.
When you first heard about Phil: Around whenever he got involved in CWC's saga.
Favorite Phil schadenfreude moment or factoid: Probably during that period when he lived under the bridge, making him a literal troll. Jury is out on whether he tried to eat any goats.
 
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Where you first heard about Phil (website): My memory is terrible but I believe I found his ED article first, then I found the farms, this is where I learned about his various past misadventures in more detail.

When you first heard about Phil: Sometime in 2013. I was amazed to see how well his antics have been documented. I can't remember exactly what he was up to at the time, but it was just as he started with the latinx obsession, but before he changed his name.

Favorite Phil schadenfreude moment or factoid: His paranoid lying about drive-by shootings...or any of the shit he's posted about his fake system.
 
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Where you first heard about Phil (website):
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Encyclopedia Dramatica. One of the best websites I have ever seen. Absolutely no filters and is a democracy in that everything is portrayed in an offensive manner. Phil's article was definitely one of the better ones although Sonmanic and Bronies rank among my favorites.
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It must have been last year; that or very early this year. I can't be sure though. I do know I was looking up anime lolcows and found Phil a rather humorous case.
Favorite Phil schadenfreude moment or factoid:
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The video where Phil publicly lies about the Great Leap Forward not being anything less than a genocide of tens of millions of Chinese people that nearly destroyed the country's culture. How anyone outside of China and other communist nations defend Zedong is beyond me. Regardless, his horribly inept response was hilarious.
 
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Where you first heard about Phil (website): ED
When you first heard about Phil: When he made that video to Chris, didn't really follow him until I joined here.
Favorite Phil schadenfreudemoment or factoid: When he did that John McCain getting shot drawing, along with his yaoi prison drawings.
 
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Where you first heard about Phil (website):cwcki
When you first heard about Phil:years ago
Favorite Phil schadenfreude moment or factoid:Probably his time being questioned by the secret service, or whatever happened during his insane John McCaib days
 
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Where you first heard about Phil (website): I was friends with Maria Pupo. It was after they broke up but I still learned about it from mutual friends. So it happened irl.
When you first heard about Phil: 3 years ago. Met the smug bastard once. That's what led me here.
Favorite Phil schadenfreude moment or factoid: I love when he talks about his family. Like when he goes on a begging mission home. It makes me see him in the most pathetic light. Like, his whole life is trying to be better than someone more retarded than him.
 
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Where you first heard about Phil (website): ED
When you first heard about Phil: The very first I heard of him would have been 2009 or so, but I didn't start to really follow his antics until I started lurking on the CWCki Forums in 2013 or so.
Favorite Phil schadenfreude moment or factoid: His penchant for figging, and his reaction when denied said figging.
 
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Where you first heard about Phil (website): kiwifarms
When you first heard about Phil: Around a year and a half to two years a go. At the time I was mostly lurking the Chris forum but then discovered the mess that is Phil
Favorite Phil schadenfreude moment or factoid: The whole crashing at that tranny couples' place recounted by (i think) Iwasateenagemallgoth. It's not overly dramatic but the little details just show how terrible a potato being Phil is.
 
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