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Vitriol said:
obviously we cannot condone weeenery but as a good christian man this seems like an appropriate moment to remind you all of your apostolic duty to bring light to the darkness of sodom.

happily http://www.textnow.com/ offers a free texting service and our brethren at http://www.godhatesfags.com/sermons/outlines/ have lots of sermons you can share.

semper fi christian soldiers, pastor faggot sends his regards to your moms.

completely unrelated but the complete works of shakespeare can be found in .txt here http://www.gutenberg.org/cache/epub/100/pg100.html interestingly it would take like 10 hours to comethrough if some cad sent it via text. imagine that?
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Textnow is the one I've been using for a few years now and it's completely free, so no worries about suddenly being asked to pay or w/e
 
LikeicareKF said:
That post was quite clearly just for attention
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attention or not, if i scrolled down my fb feed and saw GAMERGATE IS STIMULATING MY PROSTRATE WITH TEXT MESSAGES UHHHHHH i'd probably give it some pause

everyone left on his list is either a sock or horrifying degenerate though, so the point is moot
 
this entire thread is just ew, especially the vibrator bits.
 
I'll just use a payphone to call you, Sir Hooves.
 
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chimpburgers said:
Ew.

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This is sexual abuse Phil, stop e-figging us. :(
 
I see this is one of those threads where the unspoken caveat to all the rules comes into play.

"No trolling plans."

But there's an invisible parenthetical there.

(unless they're awesome)
 
I sent him cat facts but his incoherent shrieking drowned out all of the feline knowledge :c
 
autisticdragonkin said:
But it needs testosterone from the balls in order to produce the fluid in large amounts
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I really don't want to debate the volume by which Phil potentially creamed his crusty pants.

I was pointing out its still possible to produce man gravy with out the tater tots, so it's not a definite smoking potato gun.
 
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BlueArmedDevil said:
I really don't want to debate the volume by which Phil potentially creamed his crusty pants.

I was pointing out its still possible to produce man gravy with out the tater tots, so it's not a definite smoking potato gun.
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I imagine that he had a dry orgasm but referred to it as ejaculating for some reason. Even if he has his spuds they are probably far from functional due to being heated by his fat
 
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