Phil Phone Phun - 510-830-7834

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top fuckin kek
It's always five o'clock where ever Phil is.
 
Why is Phil masturbating in what looks like either some poor souls home or a public place?
Don't you know you're performing a non-consensual sexual act, you rapist male? #triggered
 
Oh and the one he ejaculated to? It's listed as "(360) 373-0922https://kiwifarms.net/resource://skype_ff_extension-at-jetpack/skype_ff_extension/data/call_skype_logo.png(360) 373-0922" which leads you to "Bremerton Firefighters".

Maybe they are just expanding their operation to try and put out flaming faggots.
 
So Phil is alluding to shoving his phone up his ass. I mean, he obviously isn't because we would of heard about some old ginger root being knocked free but I'm just trying to figure out how that isn't more insulting to him than anyone else.
Or he's just alluding to rubbing it against the minidick and balls he still has.
 
Potato is taking photos of his phone with a tablet cause screen shotting is beyond his knowledge base.
:story:
 
I don't think you can screenshot on an old flip phone, can you?

on many models, especially newer ones, you can.

Edit: It runs LG's OS, the basic function on almost all their phones is the volume down and power buttons together.
 
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