Phil Phone Phun - 510-830-7834

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Ravenor said:
Right I know this is optimistic but this is exactly how we loose valuable intel sources, stop I HAVE AUTISMing it's not funny.

Oh an before anyone ask's this is his Obama phone not the one he run up that absurd bill on.
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Null said:
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teehee
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I'm kinda with @Ravenor on this, but damn if Null's message didn't make me laugh.
 
wagglyplacebo said:
Generally I'm on the look don't touch side of things but we're getting a reaction from him and its obviously bothering him so i'm into it.
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That's true. It was kinda like with @chimpburgers in the Richard Jones/Leslie Eclaire thread---first I was like "I dunno, you guys, this seems a bit much," but the results were so hilarious that I couldn't complain. So I think I can dig it.
 
I can almost sense him vibrating himself through squeaking and bouncing.
 
Experiencing such vivid sexual pleasure from a half-arsed phone vibration? You'd almost think Phil had never been castrated at all and isn't aware how that would affect his sex drive.....
 
Phil, you don't have a clit. You're a man. A few phone vibes against your ballsack won't do shit and you know it. Also,

Nyx said:
You'd almost think Phil had never been castrated at all and isn't aware how that would affect his sex drive.....
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What was that again? Aroused, you say? Uh-huh. We get it.
 
Phil has a raging damn near half-incher right now.

So what is Phil taking pictures of his phone with?
Does he have another phone that he can no longer afford to use?
 
Psycho said:
Shit. I had a plan for trolling him, but after reading that, I'm rethinking things. I don't want to have anything to do with Phil's sexual excitement.
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You seem to think he's actually doing it, instead of sitting there quivering with bounces and squeaks of "t-that'll show those damn dirty Kiwis" between bites of dumpster cheese.
 
obviously we cannot condone weeenery but as a good christian man this seems like an appropriate moment to remind you all of your apostolic duty to bring light to the darkness of sodom.

happily http://www.textnow.com/ offers a free texting service and our brethren at http://www.godhatesfags.com/sermons/outlines/ have lots of sermons you can share.

semper fi christian soldiers, pastor faggot sends his regards to your moms.

completely unrelated but the complete works of shakespeare can be found in .txt here http://www.gutenberg.org/cache/epub/100/pg100.html interestingly it would take like 10 hours to comethrough if some cad sent it via text. imagine that?
 
So Phil is alluding to shoving his phone up his ass. I mean, he obviously isn't because we would of heard about some old ginger root being knocked free but I'm just trying to figure out how that isn't more insulting to him than anyone else.
 
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