Phil Phone Phun - 510-830-7834

[Taily Puff]

Lol.

No you didn't.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Lol
Phil just admitted he still has testicles.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Lol
Phil just admitted he still has testicles.

According to the google some guys can still ejaculate without testicles but they need to be on a shitload of testosterone.

So yeah.. he's accidentally fucked himself over while lying about fucking himself over with his phone.

 

[cans.wav]

Ew.

Wait... to Jizz you need balls.

You just fucked yourself over Philip.

EDIT- Double Ninja'd

 

[Smutley]

 

[Positron]

" I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with Bear Grylls knives."

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Knowing Phil he probably won't clean the phone so whatever festering crotch rot he has will now spread to his face.

 

[cans.wav]

top fuckin kek

 

[CWCissey]

top fuckin kek

And we have proof that Phil's buck teeth miraculously haven't been punched out.

 

[CatParty]

top fuckin kek

Dat lazy eye tho

 

[Count groudon]

Love it, desperately tags Rat Kings that want nothing to do with him

Spoiler: No

I know the cops would take one look at Phil and tell him, "So who's the transgender woman that's being harassed"
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Phil wants to make a funny too

While I appreciate Phil rating himself for us, I believe that autistic would be more appropriate.

 

[Picklechu]

top fuckin kek

Dat fat girl MySpace angle. "I'm totally 170lbs, you gamergaters!"

 

[Ariel]

Lol he's so dumb

 

[MasterDisaster]

If he was picking up the phone rather than just collecting phone numbers like an autistic I'd love to get an interview out of him.

 

[chimpburgers]

 

[Ariel]

He should download periscope to his other phone so he can do a victim stream

 

[SquirrelGirl320]

Someone is enjoying all the attention they're getting from their socialist phone, the only calls Phil has received have been automated appointment reminders from his social workers. Seriously, Phil is desperate for any human interaction.
I think Phil is confusing someone calling him a fat Italian man with something Brennan would say, she's too polite though.

 

[4Macie]

I'm confused as to why anyone would want Phil to have their phone number.
Unless no one is really calling him and he's just throwing numbers up.

The only real observation I have here is that more than half the numbers he's posting are listed as landlines.
Oh and the one he ejaculated to? It's listed as "(360) 373-0922" which leads you to "Bremerton Firefighters". Kinda gives more credibility to him just making up numbers. Why would a Firestation in Bremerton call him?
One of the numbers leads to a landline phone of a business called "Holden"; that one gave me a chuckle.

The rest literally linked right to people...so I'm personally not going to rat them out... just saying, if anyone else does; go for it I guess.

 

[Smutley]

Oh my god moonman burn to death in the volcanoes you love

"[Brennan] texted you?"
"I think so. My phone has been VIBRATING all afternoon"

 

[Count groudon]

The fact that he admitted that we got him to shove a phone up his ass only proves that he is our bitch. We are collectively his BlueSpike, and we didn't even have to lure him into it with a hot girl from a fake country.