Phil poster campaign 2016

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AnchuentProphecy

AnchuentProphecy

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What are your plans to disrupt
Phil's surgery? I know we discussed the possibility of paying off the doctor to sew extra testicles on him so he will forever be a man.

I plan on infiltrating the hospital disguised as a doctor and going Stone Cold Steve Austin on his ass.

 
I'll brainwash a Turk to fly a plane into the clinic where Phil will be staying. Allahu ackbar, sharmut!!!
 
I've scoped out the hospital and set all the charges at key stress points throughout the structure. Now all that's left is to resurrect Heath Ledger.

 
When he awakens a nurse will inject him with a syringe full of acid, no need for Kiwis to risk it splashing any civilians.
 
It's easy, I'll pose as the doctor, slice his balls open, put extra testicles in the sack and sew him shut. He will walk out with at least 6 balls when I'm done.
 
I for one wishes he succeeds. If he does get pass all of the obstacles you all plan, I will be waiting outside with a large bunch of balloons, soda, cake, and music. All of the balloons will be let go into the sky except for two of them which are filled with exhale air instead of helium which will float steadily onto the ground. I will also have a piñata of Charles Darwin with a thumbs up.
 
Steal his balls after they get removed and keep them until he forgets about ever having them, then send them to him in the mail along with a picture of him before he transitioned
 
AnchuentProphecy said:
What are your plans to disrupt
Phil's surgery? I know we discussed the possibility of paying off the doctor to sew extra testicles on him so he will forever be a man.

I plan on infiltrating the hospital disguised as a doctor and going Stone Cold Steve Austin on his ass.
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Maybe something more passive, like educating people on the difference between people like Phil and people with a legitimate problem, Phil has problems, none of which have to do anything with gender or those disgusting meat pillows between his filthy legs and groin
 
Psycho said:
Don't worry. I've already got a secret Kiwi agent on the hospital staff. They're gonna put four more testies on Phil while he's under.
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>tfw every one of us assumed everyone else was joking with the testicle adding plans, so we all went ahead and did it
>and phil wakes up with 184 testicles
 
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I'm currently on the way to to the bay area to spread flyers increasing the public awareness for Phil. I also plan on protesting the hospital the day before the surgery. What are some things I can put on my protest sign?
 
I'd call the doctor's cellphone periodically throughout the surgery, and every time he picks up the phone I'm going to yell JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY at the top of my lungs and then hangup.
 
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