Phil poster campaign 2016

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I've been in contact with the local hippies and they've agreed to send a local operative to splash Phil with very potent lsd. They're debating splashing it on his face or pouring some over head when he walks by a rooftop. Phil you ready to see Sonichu?
 
ToroidalBoat said:
I think it'd convince Phil that he's finally come home to Australatina.
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Complete with frequent enough volcano eruptions and landslides there's road signs for them? Though I'm hoping with this acid aided spirit walk Phil can finally connect with his spirit animal Philthichu the low watt garbage pokemon with many balls.
 
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Stress Sigh said:
Complete with frequent enough volcano eruptions and landslides there's road signs for them? Though I'm hoping with this acid aided spirit walk Phil can finally connect with his spirit animal Philthichu the low watt garbage pokemon with many balls.
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Philthichu sounds like some sort of Lovecraftian horror.
 
One of the nice things about having a job is getting far more money than some retarded faggot on AutismBux. So with my bonus and tax return this year I was able to buy the services of a surgeon who will be taking over while Phil is under anesthesia. He will actually be moving Phil's testicles higher up in his body, intact, to give the illusion that the surgery went as planned. He will also be installing one of those pumps they put in some patients to give them medicine, but instead it will be pumping Phil full of testosterone and steroids, so that Phil will become a hyper-masculine, 'roid-fueled monster. He will be raping and mansprearing and going into blackout 'roid rages in no time.
 
The Dude said:
One of the nice things about having a job is getting far more money than some retarded faggot on AutismBux. So with my bonus and tax return this year I was able to buy the services of a surgeon who will be taking over while Phil is under anesthesia. He will actually be moving Phil's testicles higher up in his body, intact, to give the illusion that the surgery went as planned. He will also be installing one of those pumps they put in some patients to give them medicine, but instead it will be pumping Phil full of testosterone and steroids, so that Phil will become a hyper-masculine, 'roid-fueled monster. He will be raping and mansprearing and going into blackout 'roid rages in no time.
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Will he turn green?
 
Mogambo said:
He's not The Incredible Hulk, despite his 'La Masa' tattoo. Phil's more like The Blob... if The Blob really let himself go that is. And dressed in drag and shitty bondage gear from Hot Topic.
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And if he could be moved, easily, by one skinny white dude punching his ratpig face in.
 
As today is the day of the surgery, I can now announce my top secret plan. I have placed posters at strategic locations around the hospital, all showing the logo of Kiwi Farms, this will serve to make him nervous. As he walks, he shall also pass shady fellows reading newspapers or standing on corners who shall look at him strangely as he passes. By now he'll be sweating.

When he finally gets to the surgery table, I play my final ace in the hole. I have hired a professional East Asian doctor, by the name of Ki Wif Arms, to be the main surgeon. When he says his name quickly, Phil will leap up and flee, screaming about the Kiwi's and their plots. Then comes the coup de grace. As he exits the hospital a white van with 'Kiwi Farms' written on the side will pull up and a man in a balaclava shall roll down the window and smile at him.

This will drive Phil mad, he'll be locked up and Gamergate shall be victorious. Heil Thunderfoot and death to the Latinx!
 
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