📚 Megathread Phil's weight tracking thread- currently 170

[Adamska]

I'm inclined to think Pigman Phil gains three pounds a week myself.

 

[DragoonSierra]

Thats negative 3 more than last week

Who the fuck talks like this? Just say its 3 less.

I have several tattoos myself and I'm always being asked by nurses and phlebotomists if I have a needle phobia or have ever fainted from getting a shot. It sounds absurd to me, but I guess they have to ask. Just the act of puncturing a vein to start an IV can make some people faint or even go into shock as I understand it.

Have you seen IV needles bro? They are cartoonishly huge.

 

[Wally Balljacker]

Don't mean to be redundant, but apparently we are at fault here:
https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/upload_2016-1-15_15-32-1-png.68517/

Oh, I'm sure we'll keep trying if it actually did result in Phil losing weight. But as Confucius said, "Pics or it didn't happen".

Phil posted a picture of the tattoo shop once and there were bikes and tools in the background. That combined with the various low quality infected tattoos makes me suspect it's not the most reputable place.

I always pictured Phil's tattoo haunt to be the kind of filthy hellhole that doubles as an unlicensed Chinese restaurant, which may possibly be a front as well.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Why's he going to the doctor to be weighed every week anyway? Some sort of strict regimen before nardaway day? Cos I never heard of a doctor bothering to weigh a homeless filthy pig regularly (unless they're experimenting on him. Which could explain a lot).

 

[tweaker the cat]

Why's he going to the doctor to be weighed every week anyway? Some sort of strict regimen before nardaway day? Cos I never heard of a doctor bothering to weigh a homeless filthy pig regularly (unless they're experimenting on him. Which could explain a lot).

I'm racking my brain trying to figure out where he could possibly have access to a scale. Unless he's carrying around one in his bag, I can't think of a place. You know how sometimes gas stations will have coin operated scales in the bathrooms? Maybe he saves his quarters and uses them. It would explain why he never does laundry. He's using all of his laundry quarters on autistically weighing himself every week.

 

[Adamska]

I'm racking my brain trying to figure out where he could possibly have access to a scale. Unless he's carrying around one in his bag, I can't think of a place. You know how sometimes gas stations will have coin operated scales in the bathrooms? Maybe he saves his quarters and uses them. It would explain why he never does laundry. He's using all of his laundry quarters on autistically weighing himself every week.

I still think he's making it up and gaining weight per week. Mainly because he's too much of a pussy to show his weight loss and he lies more than a sex offender on trial.

 

[AnOminous]

I still think he's making it up and gaining weight per week. Mainly because he's too much of a pussy to show his weight loss and he lies more than a sex offender on trial.

I think any time he says he's lost X number of pounds, he actually got exactly that much fatter.

 

[HickoryDickory]

I still think he's making it up and gaining weight per week. Mainly because he's too much of a pussy to show his weight loss and he lies more than a sex offender on trial.

Well, wasn't one of the last weight pics he posted was of him cupping his gut? Thinking he was svelt? Does anyone have the post and date?

 

[Adamska]

Well, wasn't one of the last weight pics he posted was of him cupping his gut? Thinking he was svelt? Does anyone have the post and date?

Way back in I think November. Pigman Phil hasn't posted a new photo in a good while since somehow us calling him a fat sack of shit is the one thing he feels shame about. Not the fact he smells like a septic tank full of dead clowns, not the fact he has child scribbles all over his body, but it's his weight and beaver teeth. What an idiot.

 

[Psycho]

Well, he's at it again. This time he claims his weight is 182.

 

[Adamska]

Well, he's at it again. This time he claims his weight is 182.

I guess Phil forgot what his weight was, considering he gained two pounds. I guess he's cry-eating some Queso because he shat his pants over losing Facebook for a bit.

 

[Asandy31]

Phil reminds me of this, except he never goes anywhere

 

[Psycho]

Phil reminds me of this, except he never goes anywhere

And he has no home to go to.

 

[Erubetie]

And he has no home to go to.

When you're homeless, home is everywhere.
Though, I guess in Phil's case home is where the cheese is.

 

[VLAD]

Well, he's at it again. This time he claims his weight is 182.

That's interesting.

http://diosa-latina-de-misandria.tu...6195/current-weight-178-lbs-according-to-ymca
https://archive.is/BdbNp

Based on the evidence, I've narrowed down a few possibilities.

1. Phil weighed himself with clothes before "exercise," then without clothes afterwards.
2. Phil lost four pounds in as many hours because he has dysentery and is literally shitting blood.
3. Phil can't keep his story straight because he's a fat dumb mother-punching liar.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

That's interesting.

http://diosa-latina-de-misandria.tu...6195/current-weight-178-lbs-according-to-ymca
https://archive.is/BdbNp

Based on the evidence, I've narrowed down a few possibilities.

1. Phil weighed himself with clothes before "exercise," then without clothes afterwards.
2. Phil lost five pounds in as many hours because he has dysentery and is literally shitting blood.
3. Phil can't keep his story straight because he's a fat dumb mother-punching liar.

This is just mind blowing that he thinks that people will believe he is 178.

 

[Mecha-Lenin]

Well, he's at it again. This time he claims his weight is 182.

That's interesting.

http://diosa-latina-de-misandria.tu...6195/current-weight-178-lbs-according-to-ymca
https://archive.is/BdbNp

Based on the evidence, I've narrowed down a few possibilities.

1. Phil weighed himself with clothes before "exercise," then without clothes afterwards.
2. Phil lost five pounds in as many hours because he has dysentery and is literally shitting blood.
3. Phil can't keep his story straight because he's a fat dumb mother-punching liar.

At first he could not lie well. Now he can't keep his shitty lies consistent across social media.

 

[Asandy31]

No one cares if you starve yourself Phil, you'll never be one of the pretty and popular people who others want to make eye contact with.......you won't even be average

 

[Xarpho]

If the "Phil has horrifying diarrhea" story is true, then sooner or later, he's going to start permanently dropping weight and may not even realize he's dying.

 

[AnOminous]

Amazing. Phil has gotten even fatter. Because every time he posts one of these things, it really means he's gained as many pounds as he claims to have lost.