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How long has it been since he posted a picture of himself? If he was really losing weight he'd want to show people.
 
TheMonkeyMan said:
How long has it been since he posted a picture of himself? If he was really losing weight he'd want to show people.
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I think his last picture was in November. Since he's been lying about his weight, he knows that he can't show himself or else the lie collapses. Probably won't stop him when he gets a new tattoo though, considering he desperately wants attention.
 
Wasn't that pic where he's lying in the grass with that leather cap full of buttons the most recent pic of himself he uploaded?

Anyway, one would think that since Phil stands out the way he does, others would've taken and uploaded pics of him by now.

Maybe they can't get close enough because of the odor?
 
ToroidalBoat said:
Wasn't that pic where he's lying in the grass with that leather cap full of buttons the most recent pic of himself he uploaded?

Anyway, one would think that since Phil stands out the way he does, others would've taken and uploaded pics of him by now.

Maybe they can't get close enough because of the odor?
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I think we're the only people who'd be interested in taking and uploading pictures of Phil.

Most people he encounters would be too busy escorting him out of their business establishment for disturbing the customers.
 
Adamska said:
Way back in I think November. Pigman Phil hasn't posted a new photo in a good while since somehow us calling him a fat sack of shit is the one thing he feels shame about. Not the fact he smells like a septic tank full of dead clowns, not the fact he has child scribbles all over his body, but it's his weight and beaver teeth. What an idiot.
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Yup, Phil has a lot more going on in his life to be ashamed of: not passing as female, being homeless, being racist, being sexist, assaulting his mother, being a lying sack of shit, being a welfare leech, being completely worthless...being a lardass should be quite low on his shame list. Plenty of fat people did great things.
 
I remember way back when Phil actually ate healthy and exercised regularly to bring himself down to a reasonable size. Sure he did it because he wanted to look more like Sasuke from Naruto, but at least he actually accomplished something for once in his life. Now he's just some obese pig covered in tattoos that he doesn't understand making up lies about his weight because he's got nothing else going for him in his sad little life under the bridge.
 
Kind of a strange, backwards world when homeless potatoes are more..."well-fed" than people who actually have jobs and houses.

About how tall is he, again? I imagine not tall enough for that to be a healthy weight (source: my eyes).
 
I wonder why there haven't been more weight posts on Tumblr though? Did even Phil get bored of them?
 
HE'S BACK! Current weight, 180. But is this Phil or Amaterasu? :\

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Does he really think anyone believes he's losing 3-4 pounds a day? What a moron.
 
Not certain if Pigman Phil is trying to keep this as his "weight level", like an equilibrium since he gained weight again (it's been a bit since he accidentally told any amount of truth, minuscule as it is). I just know that 180 is about the weight of a human male. Good job in proving you see yourself as a man.
 
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