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Count groudon said:
Eh, stuff like that isn't exactly accurate when it comes to determining someone's health since it doesn't account for muscle mass or bone density. But really I think that literally no matter what method you use, it's all going to say that Phil is a morbidly obese walrus kin.
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Actually, it is, even being a little overweight can cause your adipocytes (fat cells) to release inflammatory mediators which can wreak havock on your DNA and tissues, meaning there's no such thing as being a little overweight. VO2 max would be a better indication of health in regard to the cardiovascular system overall.
 
Count groudon said:
Eh, stuff like that isn't exactly accurate when it comes to determining someone's health since it doesn't account for muscle mass or bone density. But really I think that literally no matter what method you use, it's all going to say that Phil is a morbidly obese walrus kin.
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Yes, it's approximate, but it's clear that Hooves isn't an athlete with high muscle mass. Hooves looks like an out of shape meemaw in terms of body fat to muscle percentage in every photo.
 
Asandy31 said:
Actually, it is, even being a little overweight can cause your adipocytes (fat cells) to release inflammatory mediators which can wreak havock on your DNA and tissues, meaning there's no such thing as being a little overweight. VO2 max would be a better indication of health in regard to the cardiovascular system overall.
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Oh no, I know being any sort of overweight is dangerous and unhealthy. I'm just saying that the methods that are based solely on measuring weight are typically inaccurate.


However it's obvious just looking at Phil that he's shredded years off his lifespan. Motherfucker is built like a beach ball.
 
Count groudon said:
Oh no, I know being any sort of overweight is dangerous and unhealthy. I'm just saying that the methods that are based solely on measuring weight are typically inaccurate.


However it's obvious just looking at Phil that he's shredded years off his lifespan. Motherfucker is built like a beach ball.
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His rapid hair loss is also pretty indicative of a shortened lifespan too; the first thing your body says fuck it to when a lack of good nutrition is present is hair. Doubly so considering he's a dude. His admission to being prediabetic is also pretty bad.
 
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Phil is very obviously obese.

Obese:
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Healthy:
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There are many things wrong with Phil's health, and while the chubby face says 250+ lbs., is it possible his face is puffier because of another medical condition and not because he really is that enormous? For starters, his gut doesn't seem that massive as a fat person would be. Jordan is definitely pretty chunky from what we've seen, and Jones looks like Grimace from McDonald's commercials with a bra and an unconvincing wig, but I don't think Phil is really the "20 stone fatty" some of you are tossing around.
 
Xarpho said:
There are many things wrong with Phil's health, and while the chubby face says 250+ lbs., is it possible his face is puffier because of another medical condition and not because he really is that enormous? For starters, his gut doesn't seem that massive as a fat person would be. Jordan is definitely pretty chunky from what we've seen, and Jones looks like Grimace from McDonald's commercials with a bra and an unconvincing wig, but I don't think Phil is really the "20 stone fatty" some of you are tossing around.
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puffy face could be a lot of things like, kidney disease, adrenal disease, lymphatic problems, ect.
 
Asandy31 said:
puffy face could be a lot of things like, kidney disease, adrenal disease, lymphatic problems, ect.
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That's actually pretty likely. It's actually pretty hard to get fat when you're homeless. Your body burns a lot of calories to maintain your body temperature when you don't have climate control. Also, walking everywhere burns a lot of calories, and Phil burns through those calories even faster since he's always walking around with his big bag of bondage gear. And, lastly, if Phil is spending all his money on shitty tattoos and leather gear, he isn't going to have money to afford food to fatten himself up.
 
Psycho said:
That's actually pretty likely. It's actually pretty hard to get fat when you're homeless. Your body burns a lot of calories to maintain your body temperature when you don't have climate control. Also, walking everywhere burns a lot of calories, and Phil burns through those calories even faster since he's always walking around with his big bag of bondage gear. And, lastly, if Phil is spending all his money on shitty tattoos and leather gear, he isn't going to have money to afford food to fatten himself up.
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As @tweaker the cat pointed out, though, he doesn't do nearly as much walking as he used to. Now that he has a tard-pass, he just takes the bus everywhere. That lack of exercise will do a number on anyone's physique, especially with a diet like his.
 
Will anyone tagged give a shit? It's your move Sonya Carson, Robin Marklesaurus, Kisa Ku, Catherine Mendonca, and Kayl Bourgault.
 
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So just for fun, I looked up what a man who's 5'10" and 180lbs SHOULD look like. The results are kind of off based on Phil's gelatinous physique. I wonder if he's misleading us??
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ToroidalBoat said:
"I don't really expect the number to move a lot the rest of this month" - Phil

Even Phil knows there's a limit of the feasibility of the weight loss lies.
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Only because we've been saying it. If we had been ignoring his weight loss lies, he'd probably be telling people he's down to 90 lbs by now.
 
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