Draventren
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Orbiter Phil’s Weird Body... - Like, WTF? I’ve never seen anything like it.
- Thread starter Brandon Isn’t Who I Am
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He's lucky he has Covid as an excuse for why he's too lazy to go to an ENT for his snorting/postnasal drip/whatever's going on with his ear. Detractors literally want him to get the Rona and die because they're saying he should probably go to a doctor for his constant sinus issues.
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Wauw. What a bunch of immoral faggots, wanting him death by getting concerned with his health and seek for professional treatment so he'll live a way healthier life, also improving his streams at the same time. You make me sick!
Brandon Isn’t Who I Am
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From the look of his face not enough, between him staying up all night drinking Gin and playing his sweaty WWE mobile game.
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If he has sleep apnea, he could sleep 20 hours a day, and he would still be tired. Apnea, depending on its severity, can mean you actually stop breathing for a few seconds until your body starts you partially awake so you breath again. Even if the apnea is less severe, it generally means you don't sleep as deeply and thus are not anywhere near as refreshed. Add in the booze and whatnot, and it's unlikely he sleeps well.
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Does he even sleep, or does he pass out until Jasper jumps on his face?
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Also DSP is nowhere near physically active enough to really trigger good satisfying sleep. His body probably functions like it may as well be asleep most of the day anyway. He's a sloth.
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After struggling with insomnia for years now, I can't imagine DSP ever getting good sleep. Whenever I've had a rough night, I look like a fucking ghoul, when I finally get the chance to rest up a couple of days in a row, the way my skin looks/feels is completely different.
When our friendly neighbourhood scammer here looks like a ghoul, he probably had too much to drink that night (or too many people to argue with). When he just looks like a greasy hobo, maybe his body finally compensated for the lack of sleep a bit.
Who am I kidding, this motherfucker has looked absolutely awful since the good vibes of 2017 have passed. Especially after losing a bit of weight and the jowlage intensified when his cheeks deflated.
When our friendly neighbourhood scammer here looks like a ghoul, he probably had too much to drink that night (or too many people to argue with). When he just looks like a greasy hobo, maybe his body finally compensated for the lack of sleep a bit.
Who am I kidding, this motherfucker has looked absolutely awful since the good vibes of 2017 have passed. Especially after losing a bit of weight and the jowlage intensified when his cheeks deflated.
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It's been a full week and it's still there, mods haven't undone or locked the article...I think DSP is going to stay as an example of Frank's Sign on wikipedia.Someone did this, then removed the "DSPgaming" afterwards but kept the picture. Legit question Kiwis, does he actually have it?
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I'm more horrified at either the grease or product he has in his hair. Why is it that oily?
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I don’t see why they wouldn’t keep it since it’s a pretty good picture showcasing the symptom. That said, I find it pretty autistic that people keep trying to force Phil’s name on the notable people list since he’s a complete nobody outside of the small fringe communities that follow him closely. Most folks will only ever know him as, “That guy who accidentally jacked it on Twitch,” without even bothering to remember his name. That alone really speaks volumes about how unremarkable Phil is by the end of the day.
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Because he only showers twice a week.
I believe he also said he told his boss at the helicopter place that he had sensitive skin and was unable to shave on the regular. He was given special permission to ignore professional personal hygiene.
PieceofShet
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Really? I never heard this lore before about the shaving.
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Assuming this event is even slightly true, I assume the lion's share is pulled outta context by Phil de Pigman.
A boss doesn't just grant stupid permissions, he more likely went "Sigh, fine" and threw his hands in the air, because this occurrence just added to the other known puzzle pieces which spell "FIRED". And he got fired the next day his dad left the place for good.
If your co-workers complain about your personal hygiene and you pull one excuse after another, and a stupid one like this on top, then this relationship won't hold for long.
If you can't manage a simple personal problem like this, which would mean show some respect to your co-workers, and you don't exceed in your workplace, are a burden to your company, then you will get simply replaced.
Exceptions because you have a kid? Yes. Exceptions because you have an illness? Yes. Some bosses even make exceptions if you have depression (the real one, with therapist and all). Some bosses change your local working area if you're physically unable to operate normally.
But your hairy bear skin is too sensitive?
Then buy skin-friendly soaps! It's your task as an employee to fix those problems to fit in your job! Social competence is just as important as the rest, and he's a social swine.
This is so unbelievable stupid, it really need citation. But at the same time it fits Phil perfectly, the waddling Dunning-Kruger exhibit who thinks he knows it all, but has no skills and knowledge obtained to utilize in real life. You'd think he glosses over past occurances and concludes a misinterpretation, growing as a human, growing to mature adultness.
No. It's DSP. He refuses to advance.
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That's....disgusting. Always has a reason why he can't do something or personally improve.
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The absolute worst thing about the whole situation when you think about it... that's not even close to being a bending-over-backwards-for-your-job thing. There are so many damn men's skincare and shaving products that you can apply before or after shaving if you've got sensitive skin, you'd THINK a Mature Adult with a Business Degree(tm) would know about them. When I was in my teens my skin would get really irritated after a shave so I used them, I don't need them anymore, but still it's not even some special magical ritual that takes up 15 minutes more when you're shaving, you just apply it like you'd apply something like shaving cream and you're done in under a minute.
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Scraping his scalp flakes off so he can chew them off his fingers a few minutes later.
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Honest Qestion what do flappy cheeks halfto do with Alcohol consumption also speaking of Alcohol you forget his partial "Lactose Intolerance"
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Just imagine how smelly his fingers are considering how greasy his hair is
strandedcastaway
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Drinking alcohol dehydrates you, so if you frequently drink too much, your face (and stomach, etc.) get bloated as your body struggles to hold on to the proper amount of water.