Saw that new DSP Historian channel and decided to click on a video with DSP shoveling a cheese-steak into his face in the thumbnail. Truly disturbing side angles in this one.
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(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_bmJhiES5Y)
Look at that damn earlobe.
Flat skull, cuz mom left him as a baby.
Crack in the earlope, signs of a severe health problem he isn't aware of.
Flappy cheeks due to lots n lots of alcohol.
Random spots of hairloss, maybe genetics or another health issue.
Looking way older than he really is.
A nasty wart (not visible) which is the main reason for why he has a garbage webcam.
A posture as if he not only lost the proverbial backbone, replaced it with a broom.
Saggy tits, outclassing his wife.
Flappy arm fat, jiggling with every move.
Hey DSP you wear a shirt? No, it's body hair!
Unproportional calf muscles cuz he prefered to walk on his toes.
Not a single other muscle to speak of, except his boner for money.
His beard goes white and patchy, probably starting in his 30s or even earlier.
Hair as greasy as if he combs it with raw bacon.
Yes Phil, poster boy of getting way healthier. Keep on telling yourself.
I'm so glad we don't have a thread for every physical feature. I'm not the guy who judges people on their looks, but how to ignore THAT?