Orbiter Phil’s Weird Body... - Like, WTF? I’ve never seen anything like it.

[Filthy Greenskin]

I'm really confused about these marks on his forehead that seem to have really ramped up in the last two months. What's going on with those? Are they pimples that are just showing up poorly and he is having some sort of breakout? Or is he actually just straight up starting to develop liver spots at 39?

Knowing Phil, likely a combination of poor diet and lack of hygine leading to clogged pores. If he and Kat are ordering in more than it's likely more fast food, especially with iHOP makes me think they're ordering 2/3 times a day rather than the usual oven-ready frozen meals not to mention the buffet is likely a step up in Phil's attempt to eat himself to death before bankruptcy 2.

Putting on the speculation hat, perhaps stress seeing that Phil's always had a shitty diet and therefore a change in the snortfort is upsetting Phil's delicate balance. Alternativly Phil could be constantly picking at his forehead in a nervous tic with contamination on his fingernails due to his awful hygine. But I'd put my money on Phil's discovery that instead of having to go out for burgers, the burgers can now come to Phil when he wants and putting more strain on the half-deflated balloon of his body.

 

[Penix]

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note the downwards nose and the wards on his forehead don’t drink gin to ease the pain fellas

Jesus christ, he is looking god damn awful in this picture. Looking at how his health is deteriorating is becoming the whole show for me. The best thing about his ego is that he is convinced he is living a healthy lifestyle to the best of his ability, while everyone (and yes, even the special needs kids in his chat who constantly give him advice) knows he lives like absolute dogshit.

So we either get:
An admission in some way, shape or form that this is the case and he has been severely wrong about the image he had of his lifestyle, like a doctor telling him to grow the fuck up, face the consequences and actually put some effort into his body.

Or

He keeps ignoring it and we eventually fill this thread daily with screencaps while laughing our asses off with the ever increasing flabs, spots and droops until he has became one with his chair and gets a stroke on stream.

Both are infinitely funny to me, but I hope we are going to get option 2.

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

I think Phil's outward appearance is correlating with his mental state. He is really going off the deep end. I do not follow him regularly. so his change in appearance and behavior really stands out to me. It is no coincidence that he has become increasingly paranoid trying to doxx and stalk his detractors, and having breakouts on his face, ivory white skin, and zero muscles at all.

Phil severely needs help. He will not make it in the real world if he ever has to do something other than play video games. His body and mind will not be able to cope with the demands of being a functional adult. I do not take joy in seeing him like this, but it is interesting regardless. He looks like he has aged 5 years in 1.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I think Phil's outward appearance is correlating with his mental state. He is really going off the deep end. I do not follow him regularly. so his change in appearance and behavior really stands out to me. It is no coincidence that he has become increasingly paranoid trying to doxx and stalk his detractors, and having breakouts on his face, ivory white skin, and zero muscles at all.

Phil severely needs help. He will not make it in the real world if he ever has to do something other than play video games. His body and mind will not be able to cope with the demands of being a functional adult. I do not take joy in seeing him like this, but it is interesting regardless. He looks like he has aged 5 years in 1.

Watch this video and you'd swear that the time difference between the first and last clip shown was 25 years and not just 11.

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

Watch this video and you'd swear that the time difference between the first and last clip shown was 25 years and not just 11.

This is the one thing I kind of do not like about following lolcows, is that it is funny until it isn't. I do not really enjoy watching people destroy their lives. Chris Chan comes to mind. I remember laughing at his old stuff but seeing him now just makes me uncomfortable. I do not like thinking about Phil's future. If his finances do not give out, its going to be his health. Both his financial well being and physical well being are in a race to see which one gives out first. He is either going to have a heart attack on stream, or he is going to be completely broke and indebt and wanting to kill himself. I do not see any other options for him. He is on borrowed time.

 

[Schmeckel]

Watch this video and you'd swear that the time difference between the first and last clip shown was 25 years and not just 11.

When Phil had his bug-eyed moment fairly recently, and his irises were pointed in different directions...we all kinda laughed. Maybe I've been duped by some good shoop'n, but the first 15 seconds there (god, he legitimately resembles my grandpa there at 6sec) show several instances where the pigs eyes are not looking at the same thing.

Does he have strabismus? And he's never gotten it diagnosed (cause he never goes to the doctor, or anyone medical, unless it's gout or his ears)? Could help explain just how dog-shit his eyesight is at this age.

 

[actually]

When Phil had his bug-eyed moment fairly recently, and his irises were pointed in different directions...we all kinda laughed. Maybe I've been duped by some good shoop'n, but the first 15 seconds there (god, he legitimately resembles my grandpa there at 6sec) show several instances where the pigs eyes are not looking at the same thing.

Does he have strabismus? And he's never gotten it diagnosed (cause he never goes to the doctor, or anyone medical, unless it's gout or his ears)? Could help explain just how dog-shit his eyesight is at this age.

He has prescription glasses he's supposed to wear. Not wearing them will strain his eyes more and more.

 

[FoxVirus]

He has prescription glasses he's supposed to wear. Not wearing them will strain his eyes more and more.

Phil has never mentioned being to an optometrist in years. That one eye is slow.

 

[Michael Janke]

Phil has never mentioned being to an optometrist in years. That one eye is slow.

you'd think someone like phil would wear glasses, but like the expensive designer glasses that are seen as cool, not nerdy.
like raybans or gucci glasses.

i really wanted to talk about phils lack or color. he's so white he blends in with the wall paint. i thought he was supposed to have a strong italian heritage. he has the complexion of a potato nigger.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

I'm tempted to think Phil's droopy face expression may just be his incompetence at moving his mouth properly. Look at all the other stuff he does wrong, specifically pertaining to movement or expression. He can't do an about face, enunciate, smile in a way that isn't creepy or off-putting, laugh in a way that isn't obnoxious, make a joke that isn't awkward, the list goes on. Maybe it wasn't a stroke. Maybe he just sucks that much at controlling the muscles in his body.

 

[Colloid]

Hard to say if the face drooping is a result of Bell’s palsy or minor facial paralysis from some other nervous system injury. The stroke suggestion has always been less likely in my opinion since usually symptoms like face drooping and limb numbness come in suddenly and intensely right before the stroke hits rather than gradually getting more severe over several months.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Hard to say if the face drooping is a result of Bell’s palsy or minor facial paralysis from some other nervous system injury. The stroke suggestion has always been less likely in my opinion since usually symptoms like face drooping and limb numbness come in suddenly and intensely right before the stroke hits rather than gradually getting more severe over several months.

Watching some of the older videos, he doesn't have the droop. You would think it would be more obvious on clean shaven Phil from 12 years ago. No. Baby faced Phil looks like his face doesn't droop.

Another possible theory: Alotta people comment on Phil's lack of dental care. What if he has an abscess or some other problem that makes it painful to hold the side of his face normally?

 

[Samael Yoshitsuna]

Another possible theory: Alotta people comment on Phil's lack of dental care. What if he has an abscess or some other problem that makes it painful to hold the side of his face normally?

That could explain why he always looks like he's in pain whenever he chokes down some of Khet's birthday cake. Also notice how he only ever takes two or three bites, he never eats the whole piece. His teeth might be super sensitive to sweets.

 

[Balr0g]

That could explain why he always looks like he's in pain whenever he chokes down some of Khet's birthday cake. Also notice how he only ever takes two or three bites, he never eats the whole piece. His teeth might be super sensitive to sweets.

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Or some teeth are very sensitive to cold (if the cake is really cold) Heck if he has cavities then chewing can be really painful because every chew could hit the painful spot (that happened to me and let me tell you the pain can be debilitating)

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

That could explain why he always looks like he's in pain whenever he chokes down some of Khet's birthday cake. Also notice how he only ever takes two or three bites, he never eats the whole piece. His teeth might be super sensitive to sweets.

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Shit I bet if Piggy got desperate he'd put a tips goal up to take an HD picture of the inside of his mouth along with any dental x-rays I bet that shit is disgusting just like anything else to do with him.

 

[rippersnapper]

Those pictures are how I imagine a Goblin eats.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

There's no way Phil's teeth aren't fucked, unless he is secretly fastidious about dental care (I have gamer friends who seem to skip everything hygeine-related but dental care), but that seems unlikely given what we know. But you'd think he'd bitch if they were jacked. Fuck, a toothache is a better excuse than his chronic ear infection lie.

If I had to wager on what medical emergency will do his career in, it'll be complications from an infected tooth growing into necrosis of the jaw or something. Probably wisdom teeth, if his parents didnt oversee their removal.

It'll a nothingburger problem until it becomes an emergency, and when it does he will be genuinely squealing until he gets it fixed.

 

[strandedcastaway]

This is the one thing I kind of do not like about following lolcows, is that it is funny until it isn't. I do not really enjoy watching people destroy their lives. Chris Chan comes to mind. I remember laughing at his old stuff but seeing him now just makes me uncomfortable. I do not like thinking about Phil's future. If his finances do not give out, its going to be his health. Both his financial well being and physical well being are in a race to see which one gives out first. He is either going to have a heart attack on stream, or he is going to be completely broke and indebt and wanting to kill himself. I do not see any other options for him. He is on borrowed time.

Isn't that what happens to every person though? If their finances don't give out, it's their health. Some of us are 40, some of us are 80. The difference is our behavior while we live our lives before we reach that point.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

But you'd think he'd bitch if they were jacked. Fuck, a toothache is a better excuse than his chronic ear infection lie.

Something I've noticed about Phil that doesn't get talked about much is that, in spite of his penchant for over-sharing, certain things bother him too much on a deep level for him to put them out there. I suspect the condition of his teeth are on that list. In fact I wouldn't at all be surprised to learn one day that he hid all kinds of health issues from the public. And imagine how much more it has to upset him in order for him to stay silent about his teeth, but whine about his ears? Or discuss his gout? Or yammer about any number of things that turn into fodder for making fun of him?

Just look at his stimming. It's apparent on camera, he knows we've seen what it's like when he thought he couldn't be seen, and he never addresses it, ever. We've seen him eating, he knows we suspect teeth problems, never addresses that either. This is why I think the ear problem is made up. This is why I don't think we get honest emotion out of Phil except once in a blue moon. The SH saga was entertaining, but it was even more revealing, because the King of Suffering facade got torn down, and we saw how fake it was. Phil gets annoyed when trolls say stupid shit, yes, and he doesn't handle it with dignity, but it's clearly a whole other level when someone legit fucks with his life.

Even when he's bitching about stuff, most of the time, he's able to hold back because it doesn't truly hurt as much as he wants people to think. It's a distraction, to draw attention away from the stuff that wounds his very soul, like his stimming and, probably, his teeth.

 

[Iron Father]

he could also control snorts during the bankruptcy call but when no one is around and there is no need to control himself he does rapid fire snorts.

No he snorted several times during that call.