Orbiter Phil’s Weird Body... - Like, WTF? I’ve never seen anything like it.

even in this super old video you can see those weird hump cheeks. wtf?
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AWorthlessHuman said:
and I'm supposed to believe a woman looked at this and thought "I want some of THAT". Not a fucking chance. Khet is clearly even more of a headcase than Phil if that's the case. That or her motives are beyond human comprehension.
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Women don't think like men do, if they did too many ugly as fuck men would be virgins. That said, I don't think anybody believes Kat and Phil's marriage is one of romance, but mutual benefit and convenience.
 
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I can't wait for super medical emergency in say the next 3 to 4 years and him haveing to go into massive debt and have no way out of it. however being very aware of pig roach luck I highly doubt that's going to happen a man can dream tho.
 
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About the Project7 waddle. I believe it has less to do with Phil’s alleged bad back (which is complete bullshit not only as witnessed from the multiple videos of him opening different gaming systems while being hunched over like a mongoloid but also because he’s confirmed he performs many activities someone with a real bad back and/ or disc issues would not be able to do) but seems to be a really pathetic attempt to push out his chest like he has actual pecs and to appear more muscular/ dominant.

That’s the impression this attempt of a muscular pose turned iconic Waddle Moment has always seemed to me. It’s reinforced by the fact that both Rambo and the other dude also get into some tough guy poses.
 
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MoonRocker said:
About the Project7 waddle. I believe it has less to do with Phil’s alleged bad back (which is complete bullshit not only as witnessed from the multiple videos of him opening different gaming systems while being hunched over like a mongoloid but also because he’s confirmed he performs many activities someone with a real bad back and/ or disc issues would not be able to do) but seems to be a really pathetic attempt to push out his chest like he has actual pecs and to appear more muscular/ dominant.

That’s the impression this attempt of a muscular pose turned iconic Waddle Moment has always seemed to me. It’s reinforced by the fact that both Rambo and the other dude also get into some tough guy poses.
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Well, Howard looked like he was double-fisting a giant dildo with the angle he was standing.
 
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Sorry for the double post but I was watching the new DSP Archive uploads related to Project 7 and in the video 'Project 7 FAQ: Everything You Need To Know' he brags that a lot of his scenes in Project 7 were done in one take, like his vlahgs etc.

This is an interesting little window into his mind because he thinks doing one take is good while simultaneously he does shit like this in his takes:



There's a shitload of throat-clearing and snorting but this one was like he was drowning internally from his snot. 12 years of assaulting his audiences with his disgusting body.
 
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