Orbiter Phil’s Weird Body... - Like, WTF? I’ve never seen anything like it.

I love how wings and Phil don't want to get a 4k camera because everyone would see how ugly and unhealthy they are lmao.
Don't worry, the 4k app filter isn't really accurate. In truth Phil is way uglier, so the filter actually benefits him. His close cam khantent outside of regular streaming makes you believe science figured out how to make pigs talk.
That is nightmare inducing, I didn't need to see this in HD but here it is, I blame my morbid curiosity
The mask slipped to reveal he's indeed an alien like everyone jokingly assume. This means for an alien he's indeed perfectly healthy and fit, like Phil narrates in all seriousness.
 
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That is frankly horrifying. But do we have one where it shows his patchy goatee? He claims the hairs there are just white but based on this picture alone that doesn't appear to be the case.
Yeah, from the hair thread https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dsps-hair-mega-hyper-ultra-thread.55171/page-15#post-5417914 there's a bunch of pictures in following posts as well. These are HD pics taken from his phone stream.
Somewhat high resolution images, cropped but otherwise not edited or zoomed in on:
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Anyone have footage of Phil's "waddling" that he does? I've yet to get a good view of it.
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You are my hero. I fucking love this and could watch it endlessly. He really looks like he is in some pain. Like a stick has been literally shoved up his ass and it penetrated the back of his skull.
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See how he picks his infected ear with his index finger but then touches the pizza this his middle?
How about that guys, the piggy is not as filthy as we thought.
I gotta admit I imagine he would do the same thing if given a vagina to try out.
 
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The way DSP chewed on the pizza crust looked like someone just lifted a trashcan lid and caught him in the act.

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See how he picks his infected ear with his index finger but then touches the pizza with his middle?
How about that guys, the piggy is not as filthy as we thought.

Keep in mind that index finger he just jammed in his infested ear was poking, prodding and holding the greasy pizza beforehand. He just wiped Papa Jahn's pizza grease all inside his fucking ear.

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