Orbiter Phil’s Weird Body... - Like, WTF? I’ve never seen anything like it.

I was looking at Mighty D last video,look at him when he is wearing the apron oh my fucking god,this dude body is not real.Look at his disgusting fat face,his skinny arms,huge tits and gunt.

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This is a pretty horrific video, from the food itself being soaked in grease and sauce, to DSP's whole hairy leg constantly making an appearance, to some vacuum-snorts... but when he reaches down to grab the sandwich his camera focuses for a second and his hairy hoof is in full clear view.

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I wonder if that finger hair catches his nose juices when he constantly rubs his hand on his nostrils?
 
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Cistern Rumbler said:
This is a pretty horrific video, from the food itself being soaked in grease and sauce, to DSP's whole hairy leg constantly making an appearance, to some vacuum-snorts... but when he reaches down to grab the sandwich his camera focuses for a second and his hairy hoof is in full clear view.
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at least something remained consistent with his content, he never learned good camera angles
 
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at least something remained consistent with his content, he never learned good camera angles
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Speaking of that, after he takes some bites of that greasy garbage, he stands up and starts "reviewing" the item and you can see that he's swaying and his shadow on the wall also indicates he's flailing his arms around.

So not only was his camera angle shit for obvious reasons, it also accidentally exposed his weird off-camera talking rituals.
 
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Cistern Rumbler said:

This is a pretty horrific video, from the food itself being soaked in grease and sauce, to DSP's whole hairy leg constantly making an appearance, to some vacuum-snorts... but when he reaches down to grab the sandwich his camera focuses for a second and his hairy hoof is in full clear view.

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I wonder if that finger hair catches his nose juices when he constantly rubs his hand on his nostrils?
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Jesus Christ this may be as bad as that greasy Buttery Jack burger he ate once.
 
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Surprise surprise he loved the taste, but the sloppy presentation offended him. He even gave some triumphant snorts at the end.
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speaking of the burger itself he says something to the tune of "they overstacked it, too much stuff on it" to which i must ask
does he not know that fast food places like teach you how to make the food?
i worked at one for a few months and they insisted that i put the correct number of ingredients in the correct order so i've got to assume something that sloppy is built like that to begin with
 
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Maybe the drooping mouth goes back to his car accident, like sweet deranged nigel mentionned; facial nerve damage probably.

I found disgusting footage of his bad genes passed from his aunt forcing him to eat cheese steak sandwiches back in 2013 and the drop was significant.

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In light of Phil's "stroke face" gradually becoming more and more of a meme, I figured I'd make my own contribution to the speculation regarding how he got it.

When I first was looking into DSP and heard that he claimed his mother smoked while she was pregnant with him, I Googled "smoking while pregnant" in order to refresh myself on what the exact side effects commonly are on the fetus. On the very first search result, I noticed this (emphasis added):

Smoking during pregnancy increases the risk of health problems for developing babies, including preterm birth, low birth weight, and birth defects of the mouth and lip. Smoking during and after pregnancy also increases the risk of sudden infant death syndrome (SIDS).
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Source: https://www.cdc.gov/reproductivehea.../substance-abuse-during-pregnancy.htm#tobacco
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Granted, the link on the original source goes to a page showcasing cleft palate, but I have wondered ever since if Mama Burnell may have indeed given Phil his stroke face...
 
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DarksydePhil's Tits said:
In light of Phil's "stroke face" gradually becoming more and more of a meme, I figured I'd make my own contribution to the speculation regarding how he got it.

When I first was looking into DSP and heard that he claimed his mother smoked while she was pregnant with him, I Googled "smoking while pregnant" in order to refresh myself on what the exact side effects commonly are on the fetus. On the very first search result, I noticed this (emphasis added):



Source: https://www.cdc.gov/reproductivehea.../substance-abuse-during-pregnancy.htm#tobacco
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Granted, the link on the original source goes to a page showcasing cleft palate, but I have wondered ever since if Mama Burnell may have indeed given Phil his stroke face...
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I wonder how Phil found out his mom smoked while pregnant.

I'd like to imagine Dave and Linda having a fight when Dave shouts, "The boy ain't right! I told you not to smoke while you were pregnant! I've got better shit to do then watch the boy play with his dolls in the attic!"
 
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How he knows that is indeed a good question, because I cannot imagine a pleasant conversation over the breakfast table where that would come up. It had to have been during an argument he overheard, like that.

Thing is, is Phil trying to blame his mother for something? Because if he is, then he's lying.

As for the stroke face, it seems to me that it didn't get so obvious until his physical deterioration really started to set in. So I think it may be related to him just not taking care of himself at all.
 
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