Orbiter Phil’s Weird Body... - Like, WTF? I’ve never seen anything like it.

Iamfrigide said:
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They don't have sex. You can count on one hand that's missing fingers how many times it's happened. But I mean, can you blame her? Phil, laying on his back, his hairy tits sagging down off to either side of his chest. His greasy, pale body jiggling as he breathes. I want to say he has an average or smaller than average weenis, thin, too. And because of the fat deposits in his groin, it looks even smaller because it has to poke through a fat deposit. Glistening, twitching, unwashed.
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Jesus Christ, I'd be terrified/repulsed by what you wrote, if I couldn't stop laughing!
 
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TurdFondler said:
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What the fuck was wrong with Leanna? This was the man she'd go face down ass up for.
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She's a teenage high school dropout, he's 30 something making $250-300k per year. Tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme, Beauty and the Beast.

Only problem was she wanted some Vitamin D and theirs was a lavender relationship. Now he's down to $100k so he gets a living blow up doll.
 
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Exceptional Chimp said:
She's a teenage high school dropout, he's 30 something making $250-300k per year. Tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme, Beauty and the Beast.

Only problem was she wanted some Vitamin D and theirs was a lavender relationship. Now he's down to $100k so he gets a living blow up doll.
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The fact Phil didn't fuck Leanna to the point she tried giving his signals during his stupid vlogs convinces me he has some inability to pick up on signals or something. Given the nature of his sexual jokes in the old days I doubt he even knew where to stick it.
 
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Corpun said:
The fact Phil didn't fuck Leanna to the point she tried giving his signals during his stupid vlogs convinces me he has some inability to pick up on signals or something. Given the nature of his sexual jokes in the old days I doubt he even knew where to stick it.
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Well this is the guy who refused to throw Respect the Pack some cash although John told him to offer them cash. This guy is unable to read the room. Or just think of his interview with Machinima when they basically threw him ideas what he should do under their umbrella and he didn't react at all
 
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Balr0g said:
Either the camera is really bad or his arms are getting thinner and thinner. And he should stop wearing that shirt his lighting with the mic makes him looks sweaty as hell. Btw nice tits Phil. Are they bigger then Khets yet?
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A combination of both I'd say. Dark Dave doesn't exercise except for once a week he goes shopping and has to lift those heavy bags of groceries. Actually he gets Khet to do that and he uses his push-cart to bring things in. So his arms don't get any kind of workout. And since he's, I believe, in his 40's now he can't rely on the power of youth to keep things in place. This is when he needs to get up, actually exercise and do stuff or risk some health issues.

That and his camera setup is shit because there's no natural light coming in his "office". So instead of getting some kind of lighting system he just relies on what his camera can do.
 
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Ganglygoon said:
Sweating trying to unbox a $3000 lemon. I count four rolls of neck fat.
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I personally have weird posture I am doing yoga and consciously trying to correct, so I have some sympathy there, but this... I am trying to replicate this on my own neck and simply cannot do it.
This is a fundamentally damaged physique...
 
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Phil Ken Sebben said:
A combination of both I'd say. Dark Dave doesn't exercise except for once a week he goes shopping and has to lift those heavy bags of groceries. Actually he gets Khet to do that and he uses his push-cart to bring things in. So his arms don't get any kind of workout. And since he's, I believe, in his 40's now he can't rely on the power of youth to keep things in place. This is when he needs to get up, actually exercise and do stuff or risk some health issues.

That and his camera setup is shit because there's no natural light coming in his "office". So instead of getting some kind of lighting system he just relies on what his camera can do.
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He powerwalks 30 minutes a day man, what do you mean?

I've said before I'd love to see Phil do an workout stream just to hear his tips and advice. Expertsidephil is always my favorite character and I think even the paralyzed dents would be able to correct his movements.
 
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Draventren the Squeakuel said:
He powerwalks 30 minutes a day man, what do you mean?
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But it's all in 2 minute intervals. Power walk to the bathroom. Power walk to the fridge. Power walk to the office. And so on.

Draventren the Squeakuel said:
I've said before I'd love to see Phil do an workout stream just to hear his tips and advice. Expertsidephil is always my favorite character and I think even the paralyzed dents would be able to correct his movements.
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Yeah like that would happen. He'd be caught immediately in that lie and would backpedal really quickly.
 
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Corpun said:
The fact Phil didn't fuck Leanna to the point she tried giving his signals during his stupid vlogs convinces me he has some inability to pick up on signals or something. Given the nature of his sexual jokes in the old days I doubt he even knew where to stick it.
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Balr0g said:
Well this is the guy who refused to throw Respect the Pack some cash although John told him to offer them cash. This guy is unable to read the room. Or just think of his interview with Machinima when they basically threw him ideas what he should do under their umbrella and he didn't react at all
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He's legit autistic. The older he gets, the more apparent it becomes.
 
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