Orbiter Phil’s Weird Body... - Like, WTF? I’ve never seen anything like it.

[Samuel Fuller]

He looks kinda like a dweeby incel version of Bennett from Commando in some of his older photos.

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/dsp-young-jpg.597919/

YOURE GETTING OLD, JAHN

Funny thing about that, the actor who played Bennett was Lord Humungous in The Road Warrior, and was cast as Bennett because of his physique in that movie, with the thought of having a guy built like Arnold for Arnold to fight with.

When he showed up on set of Commando out of shape, the director shit a brick and made him wear the layered shirts to hide his dadbod.

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

The cure was salt all along.