Orbiter Phil’s Weird Body... - Like, WTF? I’ve never seen anything like it.

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Iron Father said:
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Stick arms.
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Probably
 
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I noticed whenever DSP talks, his teeth are often hidden away/obscured in a way, and when I try to emulate it, I end up looking like a muppet but DSP makes it look natural to him, is this due to him having a droopy face?
 
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BlastMonk said:
Phil lowering his camera for once showed how fucking weird his skinsuit is. First we get a really good look at how Phil is a flatfoot. I'm not sure if we was always like this or if hes so sedentary his foot lost the muscle to maintain its arch.
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Second we see how fucked his palms are. I have no idea whats going on here, I've never seen a human palm look like that even on dying eldery family members. Saw people speculate his palms have lost all muscle so his palm is just loose skin? Fucking bizzare Pgils body really is a skinsuit. Also we get a good look at his stroke mouth at rest.
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Does the flat feet explain the waddling?
As for the hands I get that crease during hand/muscle spasms but it's not something I control.
 
Cardinal Cardinal said:
Does the flat feet explain the waddling?
As for the hands I get that crease during hand/muscle spasms but it's not something I control.
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I think the waddle is due to the fact that when barefoot, he walks on the balls of his feet, with his heels raised. It's a developmental tic that is supposed to go away after early childhood, but he still retains it for some reason. You can observe it very clearly in the older condo vlogs, especially those old Christmas vlogs where his entire body is visible on camera while walking around.
 
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I have a explanation as to how Phil is able to keep living off of his fast food diet without dying of a heart attack. According to Albert Einstein's theory of general relativity, more massive objects warp and slow down space time around them. As Phil grows fatter and fatter, the gravitational pull of his body is slowing down time and enabling him to live longer relative to the perception of others.
 
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JCVD_Fan said:
I have a explanation as to how Phil is able to keep living off of his fast food diet without dying of a heart attack. According to Albert Einstein's theory of general relativity, more massive objects warp and slow down space time around them. As Phil grows fatter and fatter, the gravitational pull of his body is slowing down time and enabling him to live longer relative to the perception of others.
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Kat's gravity well also amplifies this phenomenon.
 
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