šŸ· Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

Mr. Manchester said:
Didn't Ralph have some special probation technique for tricking alcohol tests? I seem to remember something about him bragging about beating the breathalyzer or something. As with most retarded internet shit, I could have imagined it though.
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That is the most Ralph thing i have ever heard. :story:
>Break the law
>Brag about breaking it
>Brag about cirumventing the measures placed against you to make you too act like a normal person
AlexiTheTrucker said:
Others have pointed out that this cope is a distraction from something else. Maybe Faith left, maybe he is blowing through his money and he has almost nothing left, maybe pedo girl gave him a STD. Who knows?

But if he was so upset about going to see a movie, there are lots of chains still open. Maybe not the Regal Cinema near him but a lot of AMC's are as well as local chains. Its not like his fat ass waddles to the theater and he has proven he can take road trips. So what is a 30 minute drive as opposed to a 20 minute drive aside from a convenient way to bitch about something other than his hellish life. Just my take.
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Yeah there is clearly something more going on. Maybe hes worried about moving, maybe faith left him hell maybe even pantsu reject him. But it all points to the same thing holidays is when you come togheter and forget whats going on in the world. Ralph clearly doesnt have anything and the biolgical clock is getting to him.

Haru Okumura said:
Speaking of Gator, he's been rattling his tin cup in an attempt to scrape together funds to go to Tampa:

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Oh dear.

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Das gunte is not doing much better..
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High Tea said:
He became Mundane Matt long ago. And he's not right wing. He's a Bernie bro larping as right wing.
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Its worse then that hes pretending to be a trump/af cultists now. "Trumps gonna run and win in 2024"
Rofl hes pretening to be a nationalist now hes full on stealing all of nicks talking points from his twitter.

Gayda saying that he canvased for the republican party during the bush era?
How old is gator mid 30Ā“s?
 
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no1 said:
Own the trolls
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Krystals is stoner food and even as someone who partakes, its still not as satisfying, clean or as good as White Castle. Its almost like a trash burger, except theyre just made that way.

Haru Okumura said:
He does like to posture, doesn't he?

Want to see something else embarrassing?

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How dare you disrespect me, Ethan Ralph's top janny? You will respect my authoritah!
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Wow, gator is a bigger fag then I thought.

no1 said:
Pantsu talking about taking boys places
(https://twitter.com/_imsupaCUTE/status/1330888268142010370)
(https://archive.md/pJhsE)
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I vomited in my mouth a bit. Of course a fucking foreigner like her would say a retarded term like that. For fucks sake.

Neko GF said:
Ralph's mad at Coronavirus:
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Yup, faith is fucking goooooone. Also I wish he would get covid, I really do, not saying I wish he would die, but I hope he could get it just so he could see what its like. Him and Dax. Not to say certain shit isnt blown out of proportion but this kind of self interested ignorance and fixation with consumerism is just abhorrent and fucking christ if Im not disappointed in my own countrymen every day.

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>"You're a poor loser with no influence, no pussy, no nothing"

Ralph is a fat poor loser with no influence. Him having his methhead groomie isn't saying much.
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Thats what Ralph thinks is important, influence and pussy. He has no grasp on what actually makes a human being content, fulfilled and happy.

Haru Okumura said:
Ethan's woeful incompetence at managing his Red Alert economy is the perfect metaphor for his actual life.

>only maintains a single ore truck
>gets distracted trying to pick a fight
>doesn't notice barely any money is coming in
>commits fully to fighting with an AI, loses badly
>ore truck gets destroyed offscreen
>doesn't notice
>runs completely out of money
>stuck with his shitty base, unable to progress, as it slowly falls apart
>no AI bothers finishing him off since he has no units and is no threat

As above, so below.
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This is the content and critique of Ralph Ive lived to see in this thread. Love it

Step Away From The Melon said:
Pity there ain't a comfy snipe to watch this tard get mad, it seems he cant even play C&C.
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Ive found that since Ive stopped sniping gunt Ive been a lot happier, sleeping more normally and enjoy video games more often. I wish I had the particular sort of weaponized autism to full on hard commit until he fuckin ropes himself but, just cause he refuses to live a happy life in the real world doesnt mean I will.



Ive found myself going back to the old 50 Cent song Patiently Waiting from Get Rich Or Die Tryin, and man, it really does well to fit my wait until the next harvest comes. Ive rationed my corn and still am good on nectar levels but I can feel it in my veins. I still believe, I still stand by the Vickers and their crusade, the war may have gone cold but its not over yet. The best has yet to come.
 
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