🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Ghostse]

Apparently Ralph's new woman has been identified:
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https://www.instagram.com/deni.mrno/ (GA)

Literally at Pig Beach. Lol.
Guess we know where she and the Guntster met.

She sure likes to pose with that hand up.

It is a MySpace trick (translation for zoomers: Instragram, but for olds & indy bands).
Allows her to less obviously lift and tense her shoulders, lifting the ta-tas and hiding the buddah belly. Playing with her hair helps draw the eyes up and away.

See also:
Hand/arm at the hip letting girls thrust a hip making it look like she has a waist.

 

[EyeGuy]

Now wait a minute Ralph NOOOOO

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

See also:
Hand/arm at the hip letting girls thrust a hip making it look like she has a waist.

Or my personal favorite, camera from above and sticking the face out to stretch and hide a double chin, a classic fat chick social media trick.

 

[HeyU]

Why is Ralph so obsessed with proving how much better his new girl is than Pantsu? It makes me think he’s not really over her.

 

['Ole Dente]

Now wait a minute Ralph NOOOOO
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Ralph is always marrying jewesses or ladies that got the jewy nose.

I dub the new lady, El Jewish.

 

[Uiyraz]

Probably late but what are the odds her family and/or other people who might care about her may or may not know EOR?

 

[TyrasGuard]

He needs an electric shock everytime he posts about her on social media. You know they'll dox her, and Ralph isn't exactly known for his chivalry, they are just going to spam her family non-stop with how he treats women, especially the revenge porn.

There was literally NO benefit for him posting pictures of her, what a fucking retard.

Worst part is that judging by what I've seen so far, in my opinion, this girl is an improvement over Meigh. No wonder this fat fucking retard got an entire board for himself.

 

[bile demon]

Massive upgrade over both Faith and Meigh. Love the absolute seething this has caused in the Piggers family. Good for Ralph.

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

Worst part is that judging by what I've seen so far, in my opinion, this girl is a nice improvement over Meigh.

i agree with you, but ill take it a step further
i think she is a MASSIVE improvement over Meigh who had unfortunate features, she looked like a female goblin and her teeth were intimidatingly large
this new girl legitimately looks like a call-girl which makes me suspicious
i wonder how many incels we will be able to count in the coming weeks calling her an ugly disgusting fat hag of a whore, not being able to give Ralph a single W
it makes me wonder if Vickers is upset that Ralph didnt bag another drooling disgusting hag of a whore like his daughter
she is definitely an upgrade, which makes me suspicious lol

 

[RollerGator]

Massive upgrade over both Faith and Meigh. Love the absolute seething this has caused in the Piggers family. Good for Ralph.

Yeah probably the best looking chick the gunt has gotten so far. I'm happy for him.

 

[jimmybags]

Why is Ralph so obsessed with proving how much better his new girl is than Pantsu? It makes me think he’s not really over her.

Yes, I’m sure Ralph really misses any of his beautiful ex girlfriends over his Senorita.

 

[Cumeatsioner Gordon]

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She kinda looks like Meigh if Meigh had a woman's body and a woman's head.

 

[EyeGuy]

Ralph is always marrying jewesses or ladies that got the jewy nose.

I dub the new lady, El Jewish.

Maybe "La Conversa" is better. Debi Moreno? More like Debi Marrano.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The fact that he’s calling a literal whore his “gf” is beyond pathetic and next-level cringe. I bet he calls the outcalls “dates,” too.

What a fucking loser.

 

[trash cat]

I'm not any Ralph fan, but wtf.

The Vickers family is retarded. It honestly sounds to me like the Vickers can't move on with their lives.

Matthew Vickers is gonna fax Ralph's prostitute girlfriend's grandmother? Give it a rest, holy shit. Cringe as fuck.

 

[Get Me In]

She is a prostitute. Ethan is paying her for her company.

 

[BrainProlapse]

Gotta give Ethan his Christmas W, he's looking a lot better than he did and his fetching 'gf' is far better than Mantsu the Chomo or Faith the Crackwhore Slampig.

Obviously he's most likely paying her but still.

 

[The I Scream Man]

She's definitely fine but I think that's a matter of "lots of mexican women are fine" rather than "ralph lucked into a hottie somehow"

I'm firmly lodged at Camp Hesa-Paying-Her anyway (due to this being a titantic, biblical upgrade from his past relationships) so its just as well

Basically what I'm saying is that latina women are pretty attractive sometimes

 

[Winston Niles Rumfoord]

If she isn't a prostitute, then there is something horribly wrong with her. Ralph doesn't attract or go after normal women. Ralph never batted an eye that his wife, and mother of his child, was a pedophile. Odds are that Mexican Mae is into suffocating hamsters in her vagina.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Apparently Ralph's new woman has been identified:

Truly a Guntmas miracle that his new hired prostitute gets doxed on pig beach

A Guntmas miracle. Merry Guntmas one and all. Like usualy, my Guntmas wish is for it to be Guntmas everyday.

Now now if every day was Guntmas then would it truly be special?