🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[TyrasGuard]

Yes, I’m sure Ralph really misses any of his beautiful ex girlfriends over his Senorita.
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It's fucking unbelivable to me that none of these are trannies. All of them give me "7 months on HRT" Reddit selfie vibes.

 

[HeyU]

Yes, I’m sure Ralph really misses any of his beautiful ex girlfriends over his Senorita.
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I’m just going by his behavior. Why does he keep talking about what an upgrade she is? Why not just enjoy her? It’s pretty transparent. If he was truly over Pantsu, he wouldn’t feel a need to do that.

If I started dating a guy who kept posting on Twitter about what an upgrade I am from his last girl, I’d wonder if he’s using me to taunt her. Saying it once is 1 thing, but if we’ve been dating for a month or 2 and he’s still doing it, I’d wonder why he’s even still thinking about her and I’d feel like he’s not really over her.

 

[BrainSand63]

Matthew Vickers is one of the most pathetic A-logs I’ve ever seen. His daughter being gunted has become the single biggest event in his entire life.

 

[Rage Pig]

If this chick doesn't get paid for spending time with this ugly piece of shit, there has to be something seriously wrong with her.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

I’m just going by his behavior. Why does he keep talking about what an upgrade she is? Why not just enjoy her? It’s pretty transparent. If he was truly over Pantsu, he wouldn’t feel a need to do that.

If I started dating a guy who kept posting on Twitter about what an upgrade I am from his last girl, I’d wonder if he’s using me to taunt her. Saying it once is 1 thing, but if we’ve been dating for a month or 2 and he’s still doing it, I’d wonder why he’s even still thinking about her and I’d feel like he’s not really over her.

It certainly could be, advice I see commonly posted to guys trying to get an ex back is shit like cut contact for 30/60/90 days or post yourself having fun without her. Its all psuedo psychobabble, but I can see Ralph googling "how to get your wife back" and following that advice, not realizing his situation is far past fucked for that to work.

On the other hand, Ralph is incredibly vain and braggadocious. He does this with every girl, it's not out of character behaviour for the hog. We'll know if it's serious when he takes over her social media pages.

 

[Rogue AI]

I'm looking forward to upcoming shots of Mexican Pantsu feeding a passed out Ralph ice cream while navigating his piss bottles. I hope that Ralph has tipped her well this Christmas for having to put up with Vickers.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

On the other hand, Ralph is incredibly vain and braggadocious. He does this with every girl, it's not out of character behaviour for the hog. We'll know if it's serious when he takes over her social media pages.

He did it with Faith, looked like he had snatched a child from the cradle.

I could believe he's paying her, or that she's with him because he's a rich gringo.

 

[Truly Rural]

Disney, anime, hello kitty, it's always something infantile and childish Ralph will inevitably use against her if she stays long enough



She looks like a cross between based mama and May on this pic.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

IMO EOR isn’t over Pantsu in the traditional “AH STEEL LUB HER!” way. He’s just mad and seething that she left him and went back home with Harry despite his best efforts to prevent that by hiding her and Rozy’s passports and just has not recovered emotionally, spiritually, or ecumenically over that massive “L”.

 

[fridgesama]

If this chick doesn't get paid for spending time with this ugly piece of shit, there has to be something seriously wrong with her.
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Did he actually spend Xmas with an escorts family? never heard of anyone doing that before.

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

I will give Ralph this, he at least has the decency to go for the prettier whores. So he's good at something, I guess?

 

[Winston Niles Rumfoord]

I'm going to download DuoLingo so I can understand Mexican Vickers once he joins Xitter and starts bitching about Ralph.

 

[Tiger Jack]

The Vickers will NEVER get over Ralph. He single-handedly ruined that family. Even after he's dead they'll be burning him in effigy every year to ward away his evil spirit. Generations from now Vickers's descendants will be forced to burn offerings of whiskey-soaked Xanax and trash burgers on a pyre decorated with the skull of a pig wearing sunglasses, lest the Bog Hog return to gunt them once more.

 

[Measured Kong]

Vickers, in case you’re reading this, no amount of seethe will ungunt your daughter’s womb or your walnut sized brain. Maybe dedicate Christmas to your family and praying that nurture can overtake nature on Faith’s child. Can’t think of a bigger waste of time than what you’re doing with it now.

 

[AnOminous]

If this chick doesn't get paid for spending time with this ugly piece of shit, there has to be something seriously wrong with her.
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So why'd you dox her then, Gunt?

 

[Jim jones lives]

If this chick doesn't get paid for spending time with this ugly piece of shit, there has to be something seriously wrong with her.
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No you are just upset that you have lost out on any way of making money on revealing who she is. You already tried twice and people did not pay for it yeat you continued to post creep shot after creep shot that allowed autists to find her instagram.

 

[Fornicario]

I'm looking forward to upcoming shots of Mexican Pantsu feeding a passed out Ralph ice cream while navigating his piss bottles. I hope that Ralph has tipped her well this Christmas for having to put up with Vickers.

He will take another beating if he thinks she's going to go for that crap. Although Ralph getting beaten in a different country is always a draw.

 

[Beavis]

Does this prostitute know Ralph is calling her his girlfriend?

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Ralph has only one working position and that's on his back. It's ideal and practical for him.

If you've ever over did it with pancake batter it's the same concept applied to his body. Just give it a few seconds to let everything spread out, then he can try to achieve past surface level penetration.

 

[Neil]

Yes, I’m sure Ralph really misses any of his beautiful ex girlfriends over his Senorita.
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Who the fuck is the one on the farthest left side?

If she isn't a prostitute, then there is something horribly wrong with her. Ralph doesn't attract or go after normal women. Ralph never batted an eye that his wife, and mother of his child, was a pedophile. Odds are that Mexican Mae is into suffocating hamsters in her vagina.

I could honestly buy that she isn't a prostitute, non-American women in poorer countries have a tendency to shackle themselves to white male tourists looking for easy pussy who are comparatively richer than they are purely by the virtue of being American. A huge example of this is the high number of half white-half asian kids born in the Philippines. It's a survival tactic, benefits the wife with financial stability and the (libertarian) man in the situation with an foreign trophy wife.

All that waits to be seen is how Ralph fucks this one up.