🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Truly Rural]

It'll be just like any other education he went to but never finished. Went to Uni, never finished, went to rehab never finished. He'll probably call himself something dumb like "former addict" or "rehabilitated addict" just like he calls himself political scientist.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

Ralph has posted... something.

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Local copy of "The Calm Before The Storm":


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Where's the rest of that song Ralph? Let me fill it in.

No, you didn't have to stoop so low
Have your friends collect your records and then change your number
I guess that I don't need that, though
Now you're just somebody that I used to know

Now and then, I think of all the times you screwed me over
But had me believing it was always something that I'd done
But I don't wanna live that way
Reading into every word you say
You said that you could let it go
And I wouldn't catch you hung up on somebody that you used to know

 

[So It Goes]

All these images serve to remind me there was a time where Ralph looked like a fairly normal, healthy person. In stark contrast to the drug and alcohol ravaged ozempic human husk that he is these days.

 

[Truly Rural]

I just fucking realized this is intended to be his "book promotion" LMAO

 

[Pitckus]

He'll probably call himself something dumb like "former addict" or "rehabilitated addict"

Former homosexualist.
Reformed sodomite.

Just like his best pal!

 

[jewsernotfound]

Former homosexualist.
Reformed sodomite.
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Just like his best pal!

god damn lol that title on screen is BRUTAL

 

[( ◠‿◠ )]

That was like a real episode of the Killstream, Ralph did nothing but played music and thought about a bunch of people that don't care about him.

especially at the end with ralph motionless in black and white accompanied by endless nigger screeching

 

[Braphamut]

"This is a picture of me and my gay friends. This is my first wife and another girl I got with. Oh, and this is the rent-a-girlfriend instagram sexworker I hired to convince everyone I was fine, and this is a church.."

 

[Blackstar]

Ralph's back from rehab:

https://x.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1887142453645283759

 

[Look--an Alien!]

"I wasn't in jail"


He definitely was in jail

 

[Fenrir Ratatoskr]

Ralph's back from rehab:
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https://x.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1887142453645283759

He definitely looks a lot better. His skin is way less splotchy.

 

[Spergichu]

Us mere a-logs cannot comprehend the sheer tenacity of the Ralphamale and his ability to complete a 30 day program in three weeks.

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

"I wasn't in jail"


He definitely was in jail

He came out looking better. Mexican jail won't do that unless you really are a piece of shit going in.
It's 50-50

 

[It's All So Tiresome]

So.... the lawyer, plumber, gardener and cat watcher is who made that completely unhinged video? This Mexican lawyer is going places!

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

He definitely looks a lot better. His skin is way less splotchy.

Is that because he was off the booze and pills or because he wasn't stewing around his piss bottles 24/7?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Back and still fat

 

[O Puffers Where Art Thou?]

Well, he's detoxxed. Now comes the hard part.

 

[alan thicke]

I like that Ralph can look at photos of all the people who used to be in his life and think “these people turned on me through no fault of my own and must be destroyed.”

Very healthy attitude, definitely in real rehab, no delusions or retard pig brain at all.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I knew he couldn't keep his yap shut until the Super Bowl (if the Chiefs went that far). He's such a shit liar.

 

[Vibralldo]

Us mere a-logs cannot comprehend the sheer tenacity of the Ralphamale and his ability to complete a 30 day program in three weeks.

He completed it early for good behavior