🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[GamerGateSurvivor]

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Some of you gaylawgs may laugh. But while I was a hollerin' in rehab, I've had some time to think. Now that my wet brain's a little dryer, I know who my number one arch enemy is. That enemy, of course, is Andy Cokeski. He might like to go on his Gaylawg Casino and brag with his gay lover PPP about how clean he is. Well let the Ralphamale tell you something. I'm cleaner than Cokeski's ever been. And when I get outta rehab, I'm coming for that ass. And to show that I'm serious, I got me a new Gaydur. That's right, I met him in rehab. He's gonna be handlin' all my tech in the shack while I'm streamin'. That means no more tripping over piss bottles for the Ralphamale! So you better enjoy your time at the Casino, Andy. Cuz once I get out, I'm coming for that ass!

 

[Punished Brent]

Ralph has probably just been reading that retard cogs xeets about warski being a child predator and is eager to remake his career by exposing a pedophile but ralph is still too lazy to do more than just belligerently insult instead of a real crucifixion

 

[AltisticRight]

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Look at that AGP smirk.

 

[DSP for president 2032]

Flat-headed wigger rapist

 

[Pitckus]

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Maybe the sicario that has Ralph’s phone now slapped together a slideshow from his photoroll and posted it to social media to show that he’s totally still alive. Anyone else have a better explanation for this bizzaro shit?

 

[Big Fat Frog]

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Is this some like weird emotional therapy project he had to make for rehab? And was he so proud of it he posted it online?

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Is Ralph dumping all the images he wants people to use in their inevitable “remembering Ethan Ralph“ or “Ethan Ralph’s funeral“ streams and videos that will happen after his death.

My personal schizo theory is; I think he tried rehab. Realized life is absolutely horrific and miserable sober and is genuinely thinking about just ending it.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Maybe Meigh finally filed for spousal abandonment, or the TRO became permanent. Or maybe the hooker finally blocked him.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Why would he still have photos of all the people he hates saved to his phone

 

[Pitckus]

Why would he still have photos of all the people he hates saved to his phone

It’s retarded but completely in line with Ralphamale behavior

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

Why would he still have photos of all the people he hates saved to his phone

He's made so many enemies that he needs them to keep track of them all.

 

[Pelican Bones]

My favorite part was when he used the picture of the horse to represent Meigh because he is scared of Harruh Morris

 

[Spudnik]

Flat-headed wigger rapist

The physiognomy of the Ralphamale is without compare. Every angle is a new fractal of piggish grotesquerie.

 

[Rage Pig]

Hey Piggertits, why are you posting a collection of all the people you treated like shit and who now hate and despise you? The amount of Nora pics is disturbing, leave the poor girl alone you deranged stalker.
None of these people are afraid of you and the stupid shit you're gonna tell about them, they'll just point at your third tit and laugh at the grotesque abomination known as Ethan Oliver Ralph.
The choice of music is cringe and shows that you've still not managed to grow beyond the mental maturity of a 14 year old girl with BPD.
Rehab status: failed.

 

[Drunkensailor]

Sober Ethan is spiteful, boring, and self-aggrandizing. After a few drinks, coupled with his "doctor prescribed medication", he is spiteful, emotional, and narcissistic. I agree that he took time off to move and has been relatively sober while relocating to wherever, otherwise he would not have the self control to stay off twitter. I believe he has settled in and is at the start of a bender, which will reach a crescendo on niggerbowl Sunday. This recent post is him sitting alone, rewarding himself with a couple drinks, and reminiscing on better times after the stressful relocation. Ethan is a moron in many ways, yet he does have a decent amount of short-term willpower, especially when he is busy doing something. I know he reads this and will try to contain himself, however his ego will make it impossible not to tweet something at Feet Morris.

Or I am dumb faggot and EOR has turned his life around.

 

[Oliver Onions]

The amount of photos of him cuddling with Andy Warski made me think he was finally going to drop the sex tape.

 

[jewsernotfound]

this nigger really made a facebook timeline rewind post like a faggot teenager...holy...

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Just watching the emotional slide show again. Damn he really never got over Nora did he?

 

[Axiom.]

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Ralph's really got that "life flashing before my eyes" part of death down pat.

 

[Amuro Ray]

If you make a post like this in rehab it's not going well. The part of your life where you were constantly drinking and taking zannies out of a pez dispenser is supposed to be the part of your life you feel ashamed to remember. In theory there are almost 30 years of pre-ralphamale memories left in that spongified brain of his, those should be his happy memories.

This man has no future, he is Thelma and Louise driving the car off a cliff to escape responsibility for his crimes, except he's all alone and the front passenger seat is a pile of piss bottles and Xanax.

You're never going to be a normal person, piggertits. The only people who hate you more than the people in your obituary video are the people who you knew before you became the Ralph's male. The only people who will ever associate with you going forward are the types of whores who are desperate to fuck online "influencers" but you say you aren't the ralphamale anymore so good luck with that.

Suppose you do miraculously manage to land a 9-to-5 working a cash register at the home depot, then what? You're gonna be making minimum wage, barely able to cover your overpriced rent and everybody you meet is going to think you're in your 70s. You think meigh is a horse, maybe she is, but she's a California 10 next to any woman who will ever voluntarily associate with you going forward. Every time you look in the mirror the ralphamale will be starting back, asking why you put up with this when you could down a few bottles, get in front of the webcam and live the only life you know how to live.

You're going to hell either way buddy, the only choice you have to make is whether it's an early grave or the hell of living as a man with no past, no present, and no future.