🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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sufferhorse said:
so he almost hollered at his son for messing up his brand new 'cap'
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Yew don't unnerstan'! He needs his cap, HE'S BALD!
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Look--an Alien! said:
You know, if Ralph hadn't pushed EVERYONE in his life away, he could tell this amazing visit story to someone besides a bunch of unrelated retards on the internet. You know, loved ones, friends, someone who would care...
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Sad. I’m sure Faith has an actual birthday party planned for lil Xanny too, with a real birthday cake, candles to blow out, presents to unwrap…Mom and Dad will be there, maybe the grandparents, other family members, maybe some little friends from preschool (if he goes.) Lots of pictures will be taken and shared with loved ones.

Ethan Ralph will not be part of this, won’t even be mentioned. He’ll be back in paradise his filthy hovel, the floors covered with a year’s worth of dust, cat hair and piles of empty liquor bottles, sweating and sweltering in the unbearable heat and humidity.
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All alone, just him and his phone (and Twitter.)
Sucks to be you, piggy.
 
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Does anyone speak xanax? What does this mean?

Faith did, in fact, send the giant dinosaur back today. So, I thank her publicly for that. Xander enjoys running him over with the Batmobile and personally repelled his attack on our train convoy.
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I originally thought it meant that she returned the dinosaur gift, but then he says "xander enjoys (present tense) running him over..." A lover of the written word like Ethan wouldn't mix up present and past tense.
 
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Thorndyke Special said:
Does anyone speak xanax? What does this mean?



I originally thought it meant that she returned the dinosaur gift, but then he says "xander enjoys (present tense) running him over..." A lover of the written word like Ethan wouldn't mix up present and past tense.
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Yes, I speak jive.

He's saying that Faith wouldn't let lil Xanny bring the remote control toy with him, but she did let him bring the dinosaur back with him.
 
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Gator_Aids said:
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Sigh...I really tried.
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This xeet really encapsulates the Ralphamale.

- Gossiping like a schoolgirl. Check.

- Oversharing information to own the alogs. Check.

- Trying to appease random people on the Internet. Check.

- Executing "as a mattah of facc, it is someone else doing XYZ, if you wanna know da troof about it" strategy. Check.

- Denying and shifting accountability elsewhere. Check.

The only missing hallmarks are hollerin' at John Moom and a video clip of hollerin' at alogs.
 
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There She Glows said:
That's crazy. Sure keep them offline but what is the point of putting a limit on the number of pictures someone can keep from supervised visitation?
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As has been said I think ot gives him fewer options to leak the pics on the internet since he’s been known to,freely dox anyone and everyone.

Also Faith cannot dress Xander in clothing with cute little corn cobs adorning his outfits and shirts must be plain.

I’m not kidding. I also take his recounts of these visits with a couple pounds of salt, ESPECIALLY since the mentions that Xander might not be fully down for these visits started.
 
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Does anyone here post images of yourself taking balloons to your abandoned kid's visitation time? Of course not. The guy monetizes his kids to pull donations. Doesn't financially support the child either.And he has another kid he does jack-shit for, too. He's excrement.

The cake was him, not the kid. For every dollar that he raises for the kid (airfares, gifts) Ralph ensures he keeps some of it for his drugs and whores.

The kids a franchise to him.
 
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