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Ralph you were drinking vodka and taking pills last week on your show for donos. It's not mistreatment to say you shouldn't be around children.
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Ralph you were drinking vodka and taking pills last week on your show for donos. It's not mistreatment to say you shouldn't be around children.
Don'tAnalizeMeBro!
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Thanks to his own show we knew that he is an abusive piece of shit even before Pantsu’s tape upped that a bit with drunken pilled-out threats to kill her. We know he abused Faith, Pantsu, & Cozy Rozy.com. The only reason Xander’s name is not here is because he’s only been able to see Xander through plexiglass with all kinds of staff around that are ready to beat the fuck out of his evil piece of shit body as soon as he looks at Xander sideways.
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Dude's been getting mistreated by the government his whole life. Hell West Memphis even put a sign in front of his crackhouse to let the whole neighborhood know he was retarded.
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This only makes me smile more about my favorite Harry Xeet:
I formally petition the Kiwi Court to grant the change of name from Cozy Rozy to little "Deelive Morris".
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As for our reading lesson today chyat, I'd like to discuss what's called "context clues". For example, in this new xeet, you can tell that Ralph is now back in Tijuana and has gotten his hands on some booze and Xannies again.
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Xanduh must have said nah I’m good again.
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He's got the mind of a 6 year old. You could catch him with his hand in the cookie jar with crumbs all over his face and shirt and if asked, he'd go "nuh uh, nuh uh. Das nawt twooo. Das nawt twooo." The West Memphis Wigger is absolutely incapable of accepting responsibility or confronting conflict in any meaningful way. It's one of his characteristics you can easily blame Sandra for.
My favorite part is his M.O. An anonymous poster on /cow/ posting things only he'd have access to and him pretending it's not him.
Imagine what was going through the judge's head when they read through this. Then looking across the bow and seeing whatever retard babble Faith/Ralph 2 had in response. Assuming the judge wasn't already mentally numb to the nuance of juvenile court, the thoughts "oh this kid is beyond screwed" had to be popping up.
I'm curious if he truly understands how abnormal his visitation with either child is. I've got no idea if things have changed that much, but back in the day, visitation was typically the father getting the kid every other weekend and a few weeks during the summer. Obv, things are more flexible and easier when both parents are amicable, but hollerin' about the mothers being whores while under the influence on a near daily prolly plays a factor. Now that I think about it, that may be why he's constrained to 2x 2 hour visits, behind a plexiglass no less, with court-ordered mandatory observers for one child and being downright estranged from the other.
Does he think that shit happens on accident? That there's no rhyme or reason that the courts OR the mothers did that? Dumb question. The answer is yes. Everything undesirable that happens to Ralph is someone else's fault and he played no role whatsoever. The 40 year old has the mind of a child and the body of someone in their 70s.
Well, Ralph. You did kinda blog several paragraphs about the plexiglass visit with Xanduh to the same people. You did kinda make sure to take photos of the gifts, the receipt, and provide the explanation that you were restricted to Target. So, as a mattah of facc, I do think you give a fuck about the clowns, if ya wanna know da troof about it.As for our reading lesson today chyat, I'd like to discuss what's called "context clues". For example, in this new xeet, you can tell that Ralph is now back in Tijuana and has gotten his hands on some booze and Xannies again.
So uhh, why did Ralph only visit Xanduh for half of his monthly alotted visits? Has he ever bothered to do both?
ihaveelbows
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Groyper power is increasing guys.
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Yes because Im sure his prescription says to take multiple in short amount of time with plenty of booze.
Um...
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Ah yes, the old “Ah don’ GIVE A FUCK,” when he clearly does in fact give many fucks.
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Notice how how he didn't reply to the alcohol part, and nigga, your prescription??? Any non-pill merchant, American psychiatrist would have weened him off the xannies years ago. They're intended to help someone in the short-term while they learn to deal with difficult circumstances. Not to get a hypersensitive BPD woman high because they're afraid of life, who gets easily flustered by people making fun of him on the Internet.
"Imma tapering off" is just bullshit anyways. Any time Ralph has to deal with something MILDLY difficult, he immediately throws every substance down his gullet so he won't have to deal with it at that moment. Ofc, just because you're avoiding it doesn't mean it goes away, which is how you end up in the Ralphasituation.
Just like he was prescribed to take Ambien as soon as he wakes up.
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It's hard for him to claim "prescription" when he waddles across the street and comes back to do his wigger wiggle while shaking whole boxes of benzos and telling the chat he doesn't need a script in Mexico.
There Is Light At The End
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Dunno about crack, but blowing smoke from a cigarette into his daughter's face is not a good idea. Or was it a blunt?
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Yeah, but he doesn't remember that. Nor the planned relapse he calls gonzo journalism. How about you stop aloggin' him by pointing out video ebidence while he's trying to win an argument on X, like the Ralphamale he is, against clowns he doesn't care about. JEEZ.
No no. He's already cleared the air on that one. It was Amanda's fault. She knew he was smoking and brought Cozy.tv Rozy in the room anyways. Ralph HAD to blow smoke into her face to show how much he thought about that. Don't blame Ralph. Blame Pantsu. Nothing is ever Ralph's fault.
ihaveelbows
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What's funny is if this dude actually wanted to make money he would be on ip2. instead he tweets about it and gets...nothing.
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Like anyone believes this coward did that.
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and then everyone said I was cool and totally not 5 foot 1 and said my dick was huge and metokur isn't really dying!
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Take it back alog!!!! It really happened!!! You can tell it did because he's xeeting like a woman and not posting any pictorial ebidence!!!
I've said it once and I'll say it again. Ralph is that rare breed of person that invites people to fuck with him. It's partially because he gets so visibly upset and partially because you know he'll immediately start xeeting about how much of a W he had when he knows no one else was there to witness it.
Scrolling through some earlier tweets.
ROFL. Apparently not seeing one kid and barely visiting the other was ALL worth it because it meant he got to own the alogs. Now which part of that owned anyone is still to be determined.
And when you were in recovery???? He's too much. Way too much. Again, notice how he's blaming Amanda for abandoning him. He played no part of that. It's her fault.
And seriously? Move on? Nigga. Your life, which was a mess back then has morphed into a definitive trainwreck. You're falling out of your chair onto piss bottles on a near weekly basis and sucking off dude's bananas to completion in Tijuana because you're stranded. Keep pretending like you're fighting your way forward while avoiding living a life.
Oh, you met up with Amanda after she fled Mehico when she knew you couldn't intervene? How's that working out for you? See her or your daughter lately?
Also, what's curious about the lack of video? What difference doesn't make? Looks like a pig. Sounds like a pig. Walks like a pig. But if you're Ethan Ralph, "da aylawgs are makin' up stories about meh".
Double laugh out loud. Disinformation. Yeah. Whatever. Nothing is his fault. It's all am elaborate ploy to make Ralph miserable, but he's absolutely not miserable! You hear that, alogs??? He wasn't talking about the move to Mexico being a mistake a few weeks ago or trying to drum up interest for a move to California last week. Haven't heard much about the last one though, but then again, no one pays attention to him unless he's getting plastered.
Also, when was his lawyer DOXXED? When has he been able to afford one other than the Mexican landlord/plumber/lawyer/torta guy? And why would anyone settle anything amicably with you when it's known you're going to holler under the influence no matter what?
Nah. I'd rather watch you turn purple on stream again. That was cool.
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Wow. That's almost as wild as the time when he fought off four muggers at once in Portugal! A real man's man, that Ralph.
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I swear to God on my life that I walked up to a stranger I never knew and sang the Ye song about watching another man fuck his wife. I swear to God I ran my gunted bitch ass back ta Mexico where nobody mad about me sayin' nigga would dare to follow. The cartels know a source of income where they see one. I stream for guys like Analwolf and he sends me just enough pesos for tortas and xannie berries. And that's all the Ralphamale needs to live off of, bish.