🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Muppetstudios]

Remember the battle of Jim's drive. Even if he had the dox Ralph is too much of a faggot to go anyway

 

[AnOminous]

If you are gay opping without any operating, you're just gay.

My guess is it was something so obviously a faildox that even rage pigs who get in screaming arguments with the AI voice of David Foster Wallace wouldn't fall for it.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Remember the battle of Jim's drive. Even if he had the dox Ralph is too much of a faggot to go anyway

Fingerguns and free diapers were part of the reason Ralph fled the country in fear for his life. Add the fact that Ralph is terrified of being caught on camera next to normal sized people because he gets teased for being a midget.

 

[Ethan Ralph's Low IQ]

Remember the battle of Jim's drive. Even if he had the dox Ralph is too much of a faggot to go anyway

Yes. Ralph ain't going anywhere that people may walk up on him. We all saw him deny the name his daddy gave him in Minnesota.

 

[Estate]

trying to weaponize Ethan against Josh for their own purposes

Same energy.

 

[Rage Pig]

The Killstream is back and the RALPHAFANS are celebrating in the replies.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

The Killstream is back and the RALPHAFANS are celebrating in the replies.
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So I guess this is Ralph is accepting he has no audience anymore. Underground can mean many things, but when it comes to media it means a very small, niche audience or fanbase.

However, indentured servant or court jester of the underground would be more accurate than king.

 

[Near]

So I guess this is Ralph is accepting he has no audience anymore. Underground can mean many things, but when it comes to media it means a very small, niche audience or fanbase.

However, indentured servant or court jester of the underground would be more accurate than king.

It's an underground now because his pig swamp got so deep a cave has formed underneath

 

[Cumeatsioner Gordon]

Wrong ayelawg it's an underground cus AHM WUN BAD NAHT AWAY FRUM AN UNTIMELY DEMAHSE BAH COLUMBIAN TRANNEH AIDZ LIVUH FAILUH AN SUSTANSE ABEWS AN I'M SOON TO BE SIS FEET UNDUH IF YOU WANNA KNOW THE TROOF ABOUDID BISH

 

[Muppetstudios]

Ralph is only hollerin' at Josh as the only attention he gets is from A-logs and the forum.

Remember a couple of years ago when everyone did 'No Ralph November'? Everybody should do that again another month, his audience is now even smaller so it would be even funnier to see the lack of interaction

 

[Obscura539]

Ralph is only hollerin' at Josh as the only attention he gets is from A-logs and the forum.

Remember a couple of years ago when everyone did 'No Ralph November'? Everybody should do that again another month, his audience is now even smaller so it would be even funnier to see the lack of interaction

I recall. We came back to absolute madness. I say we do a Guntless Summer.

 

[Rubber Plant]

I recall. We came back to absolute madness. I say we do a Guntless Summer.

I second this motion. Since he is absolutely begging for attention right now, seems like a prime opportunity for some kino.

 

[sufferhorse]

the way things are going id call it sueyside summer

 

[Bill Evans 45]

We could call it No Juju June, in remembrance of Ralph's former daddy.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Null should make his threads viewing only during the No Ralph month

 

[Unintelligence Score]

Is he planning to move to Skid Row?

 

[FiveStarAce]

The council has decided: For the next month, this is Kiwi farms official bird watching thread. Seen any interesting birds lately?

 

[Drunkensailor]

Orioles generally do not come as far north as I am. This year however I have two pair, so I put out grape jelly and oranges for them.

 

[Muppetstudios]

If a pig hollers and gayops in the forest does it make a sound?

 

[MadStan]

I am happy to report we have a Barred Owl that has taken up residence; and thankfully the Cardinals are still around also. The neighbor with the Koi pond isn't so happy about it, but I just love the sounds of an Owl in the evening. Any other KFers have Owls where they are?