🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Braphamut]

Does he look 180lbs?

180lb is possible, if he is 4'10".

He's got the bone density and musculature of Eugenia Cooney under that squishy exterior and the hip fractures to prove it!

 

[sufferhorse]

he never got into a calibrated 3rd party scale to prove his weight. he says he was 250 at his fattest, but we all know that is not tru..

He was at least 320 pounds. and right now he is at best 225

He never even got near 180. his body carries 80 pounds of back hump and gunt alone,

 

[W@rui]

and right now he is at best 225

I've seen people at 225 that are nowhere near like how he looks. That's being more generous to him than he deserves.

 

[JAKL II]

he never got into a calibrated 3rd party scale to prove his weight. he says he was 250 at his fattest, but we all know that is not tru..

He was at least 320 pounds. and right now he is at best 225

He never even got near 180. his body carries 80 pounds of back hump and gunt alone,

When he would weigh himself on camera. It was always close enough for him to grab onto the wall which will redistribute your weight or he'd rest his gunt on the towel rack ala Homer.

Just for reference. I can lose 80 pounds very easily by just grabbing the door frame with two fingers. Went from 255 to 175 like that.

Nobody believes you Ralph unless you weigh yourself in the middle of the room with nothing to grab onto and filmed by a 3rd party.

 

[Xev]

He should do a live stream where he pays a mexican doctor a few pesos to come to his hovel and perform a physical. We would get weight, height, bmi, etc and I could see people throwing money at him for that.

 

[MadStan]

Recently moved into a new neighborhood, and despite being in an urban area, it looks like a few of my neighbors are raising chickens. Fairly common in this part of the world.

Honestly haven't noticed them making any noise yet, so I'll enjoy it, as a bit of local flair

You should check in with EOR about Chicken spotting - given where he lives he probably sees chickens every day and can share bird-spotting pics with you.

 

[Pale Empress]

Recently moved into a new neighborhood, and despite being in an urban area, it looks like a few of my neighbors are raising chickens. Fairly common in this part of the world.

Honestly haven't noticed them making any noise yet, so I'll enjoy it, as a bit of local flair

In the states it seems like there has been a big uptick in people keeping chickens, which is cool to see. Until recently it seemed like there was a stigma around doing so, like it was something only wacky preppers and rethuglikkkans did.

Self sufficiency knows no political affiliation, nor does tasty, plentiful eggs.

 

[FiveStarAce]

Recently moved into a new neighborhood, and despite being in an urban area, it looks like a few of my neighbors are raising chickens. Fairly common in this part of the world.

Honestly haven't noticed them making any noise yet, so I'll enjoy it, as a bit of local flair

I recently saw a Bio-certified piece of checken breast, plastic wrapped, going for 25 Euros. All i could think was, a whole chicken is worth 5 bucks, what the fuck is going on here? If you know a butcher they even butcher it for pocket change for you. The World is fucking crazy, man.

 

[Chef Red Pill]

During the sloppy, drunken stupor known as the Killstream, the one and only Ralphamale challenged Gabe Hoffman to an MMA bout behind the Arby's dumpster known as Ralphamaina 2. #ourjew accepted. X

 

[ThinkBeforeYouSneed]

: *sniffs in sad piggy noises* hey Potter, you bishh *sniffles* remember when you did this nice thing to me.. i remember, but, but just as a random thought totaly.. im not crying over this you bishhh

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[Heavy Rainfall2]

I know he'll puss out, but the thought of Ralph getting the shit kicked out of him by a Jewish hedge fund manager makes me laugh

 

[Updatedmyjournal]

Thank god it isnt all about birds. That was fucking retarted.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Ralphamaina 2

I thought Guntamania 2 was the failed Colombian vacation. Either way, Ralph's 100% chickening out; just like he did to Aaron.

 

[Updatedmyjournal]

There was no Guntamina 2. He went to Colmibia. Did one stream. And did no other.

 

[HONKY DESTROYER]

There was no Guntamina 2. He went to Colmibia. Did one stream. And did no other.

Ethan Ralph survived his trip to Clamidia, sad!

 

[Chef Red Pill]

I thought Guntamania 2 was the failed Colombian vacation. Either way, Ralph's 100% chickening out; just like he did to Aaron.

According to the Ralph, the headliner of his trip was his long standing grudge match with Santa Muerte. When faced with the Ralphamale, Death ran like a bish, ofc.

 

[General Insomnia]

I wish Ralph wasn't a bean-counting faggot who won't in any universe do this. He won't.

 

[Xev]

No way he's fighting anyone. This man can't even navigate sitting in a chair without falling onto his own piss bottles.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

You don't hear much about wrens anymore. Underrated bird IMO.

 

[Um...]

Thank god it isnt all about birds. That was fucking retarted.

Have some ducks.