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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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Piggertits is now involving his son because he thinks that'll increase his chances of getting the $5000. He obviously won't, but he's again proving that he is a shitty father. If he weren't, he would have set up a college fund for his son on the day he was born and paid in monthly, according to his goal counter he's making lots of money. His son is just an instrument for emotional blackmail and to get asspats on Twitter.
Remember when he tried to blackmail Harry to pay $10.000 if he wanted to ever see his granddaughter again? It's the same disgusting mindset. If Null ever feels compelled to pay the 5k, he should send the money to Faith to open an account for Xander. Piggy would be seething in silence, because that is what he wants, isn't it? Without touching his trotters.
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Rage Pig said:
Piggertits is now involving his son because he thinks that'll increase his chances of getting the $5000. He obviously won't, but he's again proving that he is a shitty father. If he weren't, he would have set up a college fund for his son on the day he was born and paid in monthly, according to his goal counter he's making lots of money. His son is just an instrument for emotional blackmail and to get asspats on Twitter.
Remember when he tried to blackmail Harry to pay $10.000 if he wanted to ever see his granddaughter again? It's the same disgusting mindset. If Null ever feels compelled to pay the 5k, he should send the money to Faith to open an account for Xander. Piggy would be seething in silence, because that is what he wants, isn't it? Without touching his trotters.
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Gee Ralph, you didn't seem too concerned about your kids when you were in Vegas throwing away your money at the casinos, you degenerate gambler deadbeat welcher.
 
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Rage Pig said:
Piggertits is now involving his son because he thinks that'll increase his chances of getting the $5000. He obviously won't, but he's again proving that he is a shitty father. If he weren't, he would have set up a college fund for his son on the day he was born and paid in monthly, according to his goal counter he's making lots of money. His son is just an instrument for emotional blackmail and to get asspats on Twitter.
Remember when he tried to blackmail Harry to pay $10.000 if he wanted to ever see his granddaughter again? It's the same disgusting mindset. If Null ever feels compelled to pay the 5k, he should send the money to Faith to open an account for Xander. Piggy would be seething in silence, because that is what he wants, isn't it? Without touching his trotters.
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He'll be just like his daddeh and get almost all the way through a PolSci degree but fail at the last hurdle because he couldn't afford that last $5000. Is that what yew want, aylogs, huh? IS THAT WHAT YEW WANT?
 
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Rage Pig said:
Piggertits is now involving his son because he thinks that'll increase his chances of getting the $5000. He obviously won't, but he's again proving that he is a shitty father. If he weren't, he would have set up a college fund for his son on the day he was born and paid in monthly, according to his goal counter he's making lots of money. His son is just an instrument for emotional blackmail and to get asspats on Twitter.
Remember when he tried to blackmail Harry to pay $10.000 if he wanted to ever see his granddaughter again? It's the same disgusting mindset. If Null ever feels compelled to pay the 5k, he should send the money to Faith to open an account for Xander. Piggy would be seething in silence, because that is what he wants, isn't it? Without touching his trotters.
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I actually wouldn't be mad at Xander actually received $5000 but we all know that isn't true. Ralph would blow it on xannies, Modelos and Tijuana hookers within a week.
 
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Rage Pig said:
Piggertits is now involving his son because he thinks that'll increase his chances of getting the $5000. He obviously won't, but he's again proving that he is a shitty father. If he weren't, he would have set up a college fund for his son on the day he was born and paid in monthly, according to his goal counter he's making lots of money. His son is just an instrument for emotional blackmail and to get asspats on Twitter.
Remember when he tried to blackmail Harry to pay $10.000 if he wanted to ever see his granddaughter again? It's the same disgusting mindset. If Null ever feels compelled to pay the 5k, he should send the money to Faith to open an account for Xander. Piggy would be seething in silence, because that is what he wants, isn't it? Without touching his trotters.
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If Josh could swing it, that would be the perfect thing to do. Get Ralph up to date on his child support. Your welcome, ya fuckin deadbeat pig.
 
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