🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Masked Hero Dark Law]

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During the sloppy, drunken stupor known as the Killstream, the one and only Ralphamale challenged Gabe Hoffman to an MMA bout behind the Arby's dumpster known as Ralphamaina 2. #ourjew accepted. X

I love the idea that Ralph believes he can do MMA. Can he even lift his leg up higher than 6 inches?

Also, I don't know much about this Gabe Hoffman, but Ralph an heroing if he loses would be a favor to Ralph, not a detriment.

But also, there's a higher chance of Ralph seeing Rozy anytime soon than there is of this happening.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

I love the idea that Ralph believes he can do MMA. Can he even lift his leg up higher than 6 inches?

Also, I don't know much about this Gabe Hoffman, but Ralph an heroing if he loses would be a favor to Ralph, not a detriment.

But also, there's a higher chance of Ralph seeing Rozy anytime soon than there is of this happening.

Lol, how is Ralph going to even consider a fight when he

A. Hasn't won a single fight he's ever been in.
B. His face is being held together with pins, screws and duct tape
C. His crippling addiction to xannies means his reaction time is trash

This retard pig would go from having gecko eyes to ones on the side of his head like a gazelle. Even if Gabe has never thrown a punch in his life, I would still put my money on him to straight mollywop the gunted manlet.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Lol, how is Ralph going to even consider a fight when he

Ralph was too afraid to fight Grace Thorpe, probably because she's nearly a foot taller than him.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Ralph was too afraid to fight Grace Thorpe, probably because she's nearly a foot taller than him.

Jesus Christ Ralph, you couldn't handle a 5'5" woman. What a coward. Maybe if he jumped, swung, and hit her in the knee, that mighthave evened the fight a little.

 

[AltisticRight]

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During the sloppy, drunken stupor known as the Killstream, the one and only Ralphamale challenged Gabe Hoffman to an MMA bout behind the Arby's dumpster known as Ralphamaina 2. #ourjew accepted. X

Isn't Gabbie sort of jacked? This piggy wouldn't even fight Aaron Imholte. He bitched out TWICE and did his " ITZ A WERK BISH" gay fat baby manlet cope.
This fight is going to be more embarrassing than Salt Papi knocking out Andy Tardski in 20.190228 seconds. The fists of Yehuda will permanently disfigure this grunting whiney piggy.

We know it's not going to happen.

 

[Mynameisdark]

Ralph renounced the bet, even going so far as to question if he has made it all, because he couldn't remember it. One of his 14 chatters had to remind him it even existed. He called off the wager a week ago but now holds out his soft pawpaw pillow hands for payment.

If Josh got the footage there is no way Ralph would have honored his mushed brain bet.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

It's not even that Ralph couldn't win the fight (he couldn't), but Ralph can't afford to attend the fight, much less train for it. Ralph can barely manage to scrape together the pesos to make it to Tijuana, and then hobble across the border. There is no way Ralph could meet up for a fight somewhere unless they had it no further than Cancun, and even that might be stretch. That bus fair ain't free.

 

[HackerX]

Isn't Gabbie sort of jacked? This piggy wouldn't even fight Aaron Imholte. He bitched out TWICE and did his " ITZ A WERK BISH" gay fat baby manlet cope.
This fight is going to be more embarrassing than Salt Papi knocking out Andy Tardski in 20.190228 seconds. The fists of Yehuda will permanently disfigure this grunting whiney piggy.

We know it's not going to happen.

Oh, you mean the same fight that was originally meant to be between Ralph and Warski? The one where Keemstar promised 100k (more than likely 10k, but whatever), but Ralph did the same thing he always does and demand more money? Though, I don't recall of that fight was in the UK or US so I'm not sure if Ralph's felon status would have brought any additional issues.

 

[JustStopDude]

I can't imagine Ralph being able to get clearance to box. I'm mean, sure, a lot of boxing commissions are corrupt as fuck, but he won't be able to pass a physical, he won't be able to pass a drug test, and doesn't he have AIDS?

He is basically Boogie, but with way more drug abuse.

 

[AltisticRight]

I can't imagine Ralph being able to get clearance to box. I'm mean, sure, a lot of boxing commissions are corrupt as fuck, but he won't be able to pass a physical, he won't be able to pass a drug test, and doesn't he have AIDS?

He is basically Boogie, but with way more drug abuse.

They should just fight it out on Gabbie's yacht. Have drone cameras provide a full view, with a few focused on his gunt.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

They should just fight it out on Gabbie's yacht. Have drone cameras provide a full view, with a few focused on his gunt.

I bet it’s like punching jello…

They should add slow motion cameras too

 

[FiveStarAce]

I don't understand this whole "full sanctioned mass Media Super Show mega event" bullshit. Crowdfund a pot, agree to a list of attacks/targets that are off Limits and fight on a Patch of Gras somewhere. It's an EASY 10k sans travel costs for the winner, you absolute retards.

 

[HackerX]

I don't understand this whole "full sanctioned mass Media Super Show mega event" bullshit. Crowdfund a pot, agree to a list of attacks/targets that are off Limits and fight on a Patch of Gras somewhere. It's an EASY 10k sans travel costs for the winner, you absolute retards.

It's just shit Ralph throws out to make sure a fight will never happen. It's gay, cowardly, and obnoxious, but he knows that no one is gonna go through the whole rigmarole to force him to finally cash a check his mouth can't cash.

It's kinda sad because that check is cashed every time in public and interacting with random people but it's never on stream (Well... Except for that time Dan the Destroyer turned him into a chinaman and sat him on his ass in the sidewalk. That was cool.) Ralph has the supremely uncanny ability to make people want to physically bully him IRL.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Oh, you mean the same fight that was originally meant to be between Ralph and Warski? The one where Keemstar promised 100k (more than likely 10k, but whatever), but Ralph did the same thing he always does and demand more money? Though, I don't recall of that fight was in the UK or US so I'm not sure if Ralph's felon status would have brought any additional issues.

That fight was in London at the O2 iirc (so UK). It was the same event that Sam Hyde called out Hasan. I don't know about Ralph making it but a lot of the time these sorts of events can get waivers normal plebs cannot.

That money could have put Ralph in the black and in the states still. Too bad. Would have been funnier than just watching Warski get clocked (which was still funny).

 

[AltisticRight]

I bet it’s like punching jello…

They should add slow motion cameras too

They would need that after the Fists of Yehuda knocks Ethan Ralph out in a few microseconds, or about 10x his time to ejaculate.

 

[Red Dye #5]

Yeah but does Jim give them permission to say the n-word

 

[HackerX]

I don't know about Ralph making it

And that's standard for all Ralphatravel that involves flight. Especially international. It don't make no sense.

Speaking of which. He really doesn't get enough credit for managing to force an international flight to turn around and kick his ass off along with Pantsu and Cozy.tv Rozy. While it's not overly rare, airlines don't just do that without prolonged, increasing provocation. Granted, airlines suck major ass, but they had to weigh delays with flight plans, gates, fuel, etc versus removing Ethan Ralph from the plane. They chose the latter and they chose well. (On a side note, was he permanently banned from Delta after this?)

I'd love to know how that entire event played out. Yeah, he was obviously drunk, pilled out, hollerin', and overall belligerent, but it had to start somewhere and escalate from there. I'm sure Cozy.tv Rozy played a large part in all that. Traveling with infants is stressful in general and this was likely one of the rare times Ralph was forced into a situation where he couldn't walk away or hide in his room while letting Pantsu handle everything. Now that I'm thinkin' about it, it's highly likely the reason him and Pantsu were separated, which led to a fantastic Twitter "work" hollerin', was due to airport security unpairing them to identify whether she was abused. It'd make too much sense.

That tale, along with Portugal 1, are hallmark moments in the Ralphastory. For Portugal 1, it's obvious. Not just getting his orbital socket fractured or his purse stolen, but why he went there in the first place. Can't forget the "text" from Andy Warski's sister either, LOL.

That money could have put Ralph in the black and in the states still. Too bad.

It's always hilariously true to form how Ralph does the wrassle wrassle work hollerin', but when there's a legitimate opportunity to not only make true n' honest money, but affirm himself as the Ralphamale, it always ends with him tucking his curly, piggly tail between his legs. It confirms how devastatingly fragile his ego is.

https://x.com/HMo1166/status/1928628892350251121

https://archive.ph/6IdYG

How was this gold missed???

 

[Penguin Soldier]

So what's everyone's dream cow fight card? I'm thinking something like...

Cattle in a Cage
- Ralph vs Gabe
- Rekieta vs Aaron (loser gets Kayla)
- Idubbz vs Sam Hyde
- Bossman vs BossmAndrew (rematch)
- Anisa vs Hila Klein

Commentated by PPP and Null, Jim does the ring introductions, Warski holds up the cards between rounds.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

Ralph could always try sumo.

But then again, sumo wrestlers undergo a strict training and diet regimen. They hide some decent muscle composure behind the blubber,

So what's everyone's dream cow fight card? I'm thinking something like...

Cattle in a Cage
- Ralph vs Gabe
- Rekieta vs Aaron (loser gets Kayla)
- Idubbz vs Sam Hyde
- Bossman vs BossmAndrew (rematch)
- Anisa vs Hila Klein

Commentated by PPP and Null, Jim does the ring introductions, Warski holds up the cards between rounds.

Book the Cow Palace in south San Francisco and we're in.

 

[Unintelligence Score]

He is basically Boogie, but with way more drug abuse.

I beg to differ. Boogie actually stepped onto the ring, not to mention he fired a gun in a residential neighborhood. Ralph is too scared to do either one of those things.