🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Sicko Hunter]

I don’t recommend taking mushrooms, psychedelics are like playing with fire

Psychedelics bring all your deep seated fears and anxieties up to the front and center of your mind. It would be literal hell for Ralph.

 

[HackerX]

Psychedelics bring all your deep seated fears and anxieties up to the front and center of your mind. It would be literal hell for Ralph.

Ralph would finally be forced to confront his ultimate gaylog... Himself. All under the forboding echoes of "It's not even hot outside", and "Where did the money go?", while the faint sound of a shaking pill bottle eminates throughout the darkness.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Psychedelics bring all your deep seated fears and anxieties up to the front and center of your mind. It would be literal hell for Ralph.

Nah, Ralph is too stupid and drunk. He likes to eat acid in various public places, like Mexican hotels on the beach, Las Vegas and Dick Masterson’s house. If Ralph felt shame, or had any moral center, psychedelics would be dicey but he has no shame or morals, so his subconscious causes no trouble. He also drinks loads of alcohol when he takes acid so that prevents the BPD brain from spiraling. The solution is always more booze and Xanax

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Ralph starts the week off with a L courtesy of Gabe Hoffman

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ralph starts the week off with a L courtesy of Gabe Hoffman
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I like Gabe as an active antagonist because, much like Harry Morris, he serves as a stark reminder to Ralph that any normal person is far far superior to him. Like sure if you just decide to pick fights with other retards swimming in the same sewer, you could maybe get a W.

But the second Ralph tries to pick a fight with someone with a 700+ credit score, he is toast because his life is just so fucking shitty compared to the baseline.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

But you've never been falsely accused Ralph?

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

But you've never been falsely accused Ralph?
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“It wuz a copyright issue gayyylawg”

 

[unironicjudiaism]

Ralph starts the week off with a L courtesy of Gabe Hoffman
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Gabe is becoming an obnoxious antagonist. Not just because hes part of the tribe. For every stone he throws....flagging, blocking being a sensitive bitch...hes guilty of all of these things as well. He is literally Israel using his pals as proxy attackers to obfuscate any damage he might incur.

When he does strike out he does an expose with Keanu and its a useless bomb.

Oh and hes a jew.

 

[Indrick Boreale]

Weak-ass BISH.

Xcancel

 

[break these cuffs]

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Weak-ass BISH.

Xcancel

Absolutely nothing wrong with having the exact same style of drug abuse at 40 as you did at 20! Five bar days, bish!

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

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Weak-ass BISH.

Xcancel

This is Facebook material, Ralph. Perhaps you’d be more comfortable over there swapping addict stories with the meemaws?

 

[sufferhorse]

again with the suey bait. classic ralphascammer on drugs act

 

[HackerX]

But the second Ralph tries to pick a fight with someone with a 700+ credit score, he is toast because his life is just so fucking shitty compared to the baseline.

700? This is da famed Ralphamale afterall. A man who lived with his mother into his mid 30s, has never had a job, and just generally didn't make money outside of a two year, maybe 3 year stretch. Even then, it was t even life changing money to a standard person. To West Memphis white trash wiggers? Yes. To basically basically anyone else that can remotely be considered a productive member of society? LOL NO.

Remember, before Pantsu layeth the smacketh downeth where "Where did the money go?", he was bragging about making 500k throughout the lifetime of his e-career. Let's conservative leg that length to 7 years at that point, and that's barely above 70k. Likely before taxes, if he bothered to pay those. LOL. Again, that's huge for retards like him, but there are students fresh out of college who earn more.

So I'll a 600 credit score haver towers over him. I'm not even sure if they go down to 400, but that's where you start getting to people who might not outright curbstomp Ralph.

But you've never been falsely accused Ralph?
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I always get a chuckle out of him doing this for an audience of maybe 5 people at most, but probably just himself.

 

[Elmo]

But you've never been falsely accused Ralph?
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So is this his backwards way of admitting that he should be on the sex offender registry?

 

[Um...]

Ralph starts the week off with a L courtesy of Gabe Hoffman
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Scatlett:
‘the motel had sewage issues’
‘toilet backed up”
‘we both got sick because of sewage..smells’
‘the motel moved us to a nicer room’

Another 5 star luxury trip for da RALPHAMALE.

 

[Rage Pig]

Piggy and Shartlett used to frequently interact on X, this seems to have stopped since his last visit. Only retweets this today.

Ok.

I don't think he'll like this. Also no new meeting announced. He might have gotten friend zoned and is allowed to pretend to still be her lover boy so he doesn't get embarrassed.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I don't think he'll like this.

In b4 he flags it

 

[Braphamut]

Scatlett:
‘the motel had sewage issues’
‘toilet backed up”
‘we both got sick because of sewage..smells’
‘the motel moved us to a nicer room’

Another 5 star luxury trip for da RALPHAMALE.

Wasn't this also a thing in the Corrine in DC saga? 'Sink' flood or something.

He might have gotten friend zoned and is allowed to pretend to still be her lover boy so he doesn't get embarrassed.

Like he did with Nora and Deni? Pathetic.

 

[Ralph's Unfinished Church]

A very Scarlett response

 

[AnOminous]

Gabe is becoming an obnoxious antagonist.

In rassle rassle terms, since Ralph is into that like a 12 year old, that makes him a good heel in this heel v. heel fight.