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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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Rage Pig said:
He has reached the point where his theories are even more insane than Candace Owen's. This is so absurd. He's absolutely cuckoo. His mind has turned to mush with a few remnants of TV shows, soap operas and wrestling. It's actually creepy what the drugs have done to this pig.
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Inspector Gunt has figured everything out. On his next visit to Scarlett he's going to make a detour to make a citizens arrest of Johm "Null" Potter, who had to pay a bloke from Australia 100k to keep him from glassing his face.
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J have been straight edge by choice just cuz I grew up in general.....

But im willingly to eat a handful of mushrooms and ghost write the ralphanovel solely with this threads content.

Bet id finish it before he finishes his forward
 
unironicjudiaism said:
J have been straight edge by choice just cuz I grew up in general.....

But im willingly to eat a handful of mushrooms and ghost write the ralphanovel solely with this threads content.

Bet id finish it before he finishes his forward
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I don’t recommend taking mushrooms, psychedelics are like playing with fire
 
unironicjudiaism said:
J have been straight edge by choice just cuz I grew up in general.....

But im willingly to eat a handful of mushrooms and ghost write the ralphanovel solely with this threads content.

Bet id finish it before he finishes his forward
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If you're trying to emulate the Ralphamale, it's gotta be Xanax and booze, my dude. Though shrooms might help get into Ralph's mind state, but what if you get stuck????
Alaska20k said:
I don’t recommend taking mushrooms, psychedelics are like playing with fire
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Yes and no. I definitely don't advocate for anyone to just take psychedelics recreationally (especially people with personality or mental disorders) , but there are benefits if you go into it with a certain kind of intent. But you're generally right. That shit can fuck you up in such an incredibly destructive way that it's not funny.

I'm pretty sure Ralph would be terrified of taking any powerful psychedelic though because it might accidentally force him to confront his miserable existence, without any avenue to immediately escape via sobering up.
 
The two AI videos posted in the last page have a combined viewing total of less than 1k after two weeks. I know they’re ‘fan’ media but they are terrible numbers and it probably includes a couple of random, adjacent click-throughs by people who barely know who Ralph is.

It’s been demonstrated that hardly anybody is watching the world famous Killstream anymore - less than fifty actual viewers? mostly ‘ay lawgs’ - so what’s he doing for money?

Is it all handouts from Scarlett? Has he starting hatching his ‘nest egg’?

He’s circling the drain big time and as @HackerX said, I don’t know how this nigga’s gunna be keeping the lights on.
 
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Ralph totally owning Null by retweeting content from Elaine Miller, a former Skibidi Farms site moderator that proudly hosted zoophile / CSAM / cyberterrorist content (until it died, LOL)
 
AndyGuntski said:
what happened to the pilot?
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What happened to the 'Fuck DSP Festival', or even the 'Fuck Mersh Festival'? The former straight up didn't happen, and the latter was just him impotently seething at Rekieta the entire time. Or the damning interview with Null's father? Or the damning, incontrovertible evidence that Null is a pedophile or whatever the shit Ralph has hollered for years that isn't just rexeeting some schizofrenic's xeets?

Though da pilot does stand out since it presumably wasn't something that was squarely in Ralph's hands to squander. I got a chuckle with how giddy he was about it, since it was in relation to his long forgotten e-fame that he treasures beyond all else. The retard was even bragging about it being his ticket to the SAG-AFTRA union, including it's sweet, sweet insurance, and invaluable celebrity network. That right there was one of the most absolute delusional things that wasn't retarded in the traditional Ralphasense. It was somehow the perfect mix of sad, delusional, pathetic, and heartbreak that perfectly describes the current state of da Ralphamale.
 
Sneed Force One said:
Ralph totally owning Null by retweeting content from Elaine Miller, a former Skibidi Farms site moderator that proudly hosted zoophile / CSAM / cyberterrorist content (until it died, LOL)
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Is she the one that got chudbuds.lol hacked (and had her nudes leaked) because she downloaded minecraft mods someone DM'd to her?

If so, double lol
 
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