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What a bitch.
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"Hello? Richmond PD"
"Yeah hi, this is Ethan Ralph. I'd like to report an act of vandalism on my truck"
"Ethan Ralph? The convicted sex offender?"
"No...that's nawt tru"
"I'm looking at your wikipedia page and it's right there in the first sentence"
"As a matter of fact...no, that's nawt truuu. It was probably yewwww that sniffed the poo"
"Ok, Ethan...what petty crime are you reporting this time? Vandalism? Ok, buddy..."
"Yeah hi, this is Ethan Ralph. I'd like to report an act of vandalism on my truck"
"Ethan Ralph? The convicted sex offender?"
"No...that's nawt tru"
"I'm looking at your wikipedia page and it's right there in the first sentence"
"As a matter of fact...no, that's nawt truuu. It was probably yewwww that sniffed the poo"
"Ok, Ethan...what petty crime are you reporting this time? Vandalism? Ok, buddy..."
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the account is still up you just spelled it wrong
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The best part is Jesse put the sticker on in Dallas. Ralph needs to call those fine public servants in Texas about this terrible crime. I’m sure they will get right on it!
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I'm retarded.
Edit: Jesus, I'm running though this guy's account, this guy is doing nothing but defending Ralph on that account, and if it's not, it's neo-nazi shit.
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A whole ass house:
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A wrasslin show? Your friends at the Carin' Farms are definitely interested. If you time it right maybe Meigh can actually give birth on stream this time:
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If I had to think about it it was probably YOU that had poor production values:
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Ralph tweeting out a conversation with himself:
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A wrasslin show? Your friends at the Carin' Farms are definitely interested. If you time it right maybe Meigh can actually give birth on stream this time:
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If I had to think about it it was probably YOU that had poor production values:
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Ralph tweeting out a conversation with himself:
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ddlloo
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Holy fucking cope batman. Either ignore the comment or apologise and promise better, actually pretending the tech wasn't a massive fuck up is surely indefensible by even your last remaining braindead fans.
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ralph lives in a whole ass crackshack that he had to used his horses credit to be approved for it. alawgs btfo again
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Doesn't he rent the crackshack? He lived at home til age 35 and has no credit so I'm sure he needed Meigh to co-sign for it anyway tho.
Also, probably not a good idea to smoke cigars inside with a newborn baby present. Not to moralfag but we've all seen it and it's pretty cramped. It doesn't even have a driveway, lol. Poor Rozy.
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Yes. The house is owned by some boomer Elizabeth Warren supporters.
Only trash people smoke in the house anyway, baby or not, but that he's smoking in a rental makes it worse. He's ruining his baby's lungs and someone else's house.
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I'm sorry but Gunt won this battle against Gator. Gator my nigga you know I'm a Gatorgamer but you haven't touched grass with daddy Trump, maybe you watched anime with daddy Jeam (which would be more based) but most likely you watched anime by yourself, which would be the real Gatorchad way. Stop politisperging, double down on the animesperging and stop having shit taste.
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Ralph's wetbrain paypigs give him donos to save the white race -> Ralph pays his rent -> HIs landlords donate to the DNC
@RealSouthernDingo was it worth getting your house foreclosed so Ralph could funnel your money to the DNC?
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I just love Ralph, his former BFF Gator, co-host Flameco and pretty much all his former co-hosts reveals the sad havoc spending 100 plus on the internet from 24-34 does to a guy.
The funniest is Ralph, because unlike Gator and Flamenco, he’s a drunken rage pig addict that has exactly no options in life than online humiliation now.
The funniest is Ralph, because unlike Gator and Flamenco, he’s a drunken rage pig addict that has exactly no options in life than online humiliation now.
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>all the love and support he's given me: watching the baby between shows
Being a father... between shows.
I mean, I know Ralph streams overly much but somehow it just feels like in a normal house (especially one that rakes in Ralpha-tier high-roller cash) your job would be something you did in between the other 3/4 to 2/3 of your life.
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The funniest part is Ralph wrote that tweet on May’s account. Ralph is terrible at pretending to be a devoted, grateful baby mama.
Also, no one believes he’s doing anything put hiding up in his u-haul blanket attic staying wasted. May shouldn’t let drunk, stoned “just got done streaming” Ralph anywhere near a two week old baby.
At least he is so drunk that when he passes out every night he would never be disturbed by Rosie’s crying. Alcoholic Ralph wins again! Sober loser pedo-Pantsu stays sleep deprived.
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That sticker looks like some kind of vinyl and easy to peel off, butthurt much?
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I have to say it was a missed opportunity
a "kid diddler" sticker would've been clutch!
a "kid diddler" sticker would've been clutch!
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Never happened? We have video proof of it, it happened. You can only argue that you were drunk and fumbling around instead of masturbating to her videos which in complete honesty, you likely were.
That's more proof than the Flamenco creepy Japanese drawings rubbish, which dates back to 2009, and I would have thought it's some normal creepy garbage if it weren't for the tags.
You and your ex-cohost Gator also accused a forum member of being a paedophile because their avatar was some game character that was 17 right in the beginning. So Ralph, when did you start to groom Faith? We know she was at least as young as 17, could even be younger. So by that standard, you're a paedophile too, and we're talking about real things, not disgusting Nipponese drawings.
You're also dating a lolicon paedophile.
"That daughter though", as JCaesar187 points his semen covered hooves at McKenzie Rittenhouse.
Fuck yourself fat retard.
"There was more than one camera".
"My phone"
Right, the same "camera" that everyone has in their pockets, and the same camera that filmed the revenge pornography?
Cope and sneed, fatty.