🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[A Sunset]

With the Kiwifarms in a state they’re too lazy to switch to are they just putting their kid online because they think it’s “safe” with all the fan fiction farms not around or are they just hoping to bait someone to attack their kid on twitter for attention

They’re perpetually looking for attention, of course, but at the same time, most of these lolcows are so fucking slow in the brain that they think “kiwifarms.net” being down means “THE KIWI FARMS IS DEAD”. Nobody tell them the BIG secret that you can change to .st and the site is back. Wow, it’s like magic, guys!

I also have to say something about these pants....why Ralph? Just why? Are you feeling slim, bro? Have you lost a few pounds? You're still way too fat to wear pants like that. Look at your gunt, how are those chicken legs supposed to hold up in the long run?

Good luck finding pants that fit this potato on stilts. His bizarrely small and skinnny legs, combined with a total lack of ass and bulging, freakish belly, make it impossible to dress this Obese dwarf.

 

[MeltyTW]

They’re perpetually looking for attention, of course, but at the same time, most of these lolcows are so fucking slow in the brain that they think “kiwifarms.net” being down means “THE KIWI FARMS IS DEAD”. Nobody tell them the BIG secret that you can change to .st and the site is back. Wow, it’s like magic, guys

i tend to just say its dead when talking to them now because it further decays any momentum they have in their low attention span brigade of retards.

listening to his red-faced squeals about "desecrating my mom's grave" was laughable. there is no grave. there never was and there never will be. not for sandra, not for ronnie, and not even for a drunken, gluttonous, ill-tempered and short-sighted ragepig. there will only ever be a plastic bag of ashes, in an unopened box, lost somewhere in the ragepigsty.

tbf if an alog finds it first they could shit in the urn if ralph hasnt beat us to the punch first.

 

[AnOminous]

They’re perpetually looking for attention, of course, but at the same time, most of these lolcows are so fucking slow in the brain that they think “kiwifarms.net” being down means “THE KIWI FARMS IS DEAD”. Nobody tell them the BIG secret that you can change to .st and the site is back. Wow, it’s like magic, guys!

These losers are celebrating some pretty weak shit. One dude, some pederast in Welwyn Garden City, once got the site entirely down for about a month just with a few bomb threats to children's hospitals and harmless stuff like that.

 

[Muppetstudios]

Massive Cope


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[MeltyTW]

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lol. i fucking love that his clout bragging has been reduced to trying to say you made more money than someone who idk if theyve ever monetized and left for a good long while. might not even be true but thats how out of the game you need to be for him to even plausibly lie and he doesnt even say or prove if he left on a whim or if he 'bitched out' somehow. that and just the fact he exists, as if deciding to stream for a bit longer is in and of itself an accomplishment.
AH DIDNT DIE SO AH COULD STREAM AGAIN
and
AH MADE MORE MONEY AT A THING THAN SOMEONE NAWT EVEN DOIN THA THANG
real ralpha shit there.

actually i think he framed it as optimally as he could here and his lies or rather potential lies are actually plausible here and has some effort. so this is actually fairly good by the ralpha curve.

 

[UnKillFill]

>40 likes
lol. i fucking love that his clout bragging has been reduced to trying to say you made more money than someone who idk if theyve ever monetized and left for a good long while. might not even be true but thats how out of the game you need to be for him to even plausibly lie and he doesnt even say or prove if he left on a whim or if he 'bitched out' somehow. that and just the fact he exists, as if deciding to stream for a bit longer is in and of itself an accomplishment.
AH DIDNT DIE SO AH COULD STREAM AGAIN
and
AH MADE MORE MONEY AT A THING THAN SOMEONE NAWT EVEN DOIN THA THANG
real ralpha shit there.

actually i think he framed it as optimally as he could here and his lies or rather potential lies are actually plausible here and has some effort. so this is actually fairly good by the ralpha curve.

I believe Dame himself said that he had never been monetized before his stream yesterday. I'm still failing to see how that's a win for Ralph though. He isn't even allowed to be on YT anymore, and hasn't been in years.

 

[MeltyTW]

I believe Dame himself said that he had never been monetized before his stream yesterday. I'm still failing to see how that's a win for Ralph though. He isn't even allowed to be on YT anymore, and hasn't been in years.

ah so pig was lying, and as for how you have to remember pig feels the need to get one over but even he sees he must lie to do so, see if you dont know that dame didnt monetize before and thus probably just left to leave and you somehow dont know or try to suppress how shifty he is then he can spin it as "well dame is a bitch who got scared off and didnt make no fucking money while ah made that fucking money, more than he did at least" because he actually did make more money so to a retard it seems true if you ignore like half of what pig is trying to convey.

 

[3322]

This juxtaposition is perfect

Poor Rozy. These white trash wiggers don't even have a sheet on their mattress, just a mattress protector. And I'm not surprised at all that Meigh has not done any research into or practice safe sleep for babies. It only takes a few seconds of being distracted and that baby is rolling off that bed onto the floor or into the crack between the wall and the bed. Looks like there is that bassinet that her parents bought for Rozy since Ralph couldn' t be bothered just out of frame as well, but Meigh can't be distracted from her animes long enough to put her baby in a safe place to sleep. Cozy Rozy must have a great guardian angel watching over her to protect her throughout all of Meighs incompetence and Ralphs speeding and break-checking trucks on the highway with her in the back-seat. God bless.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

I'm still failing to see how that's a win for Ralph though.

Ralph sets his win conditions so low that he just wins automatically whenever someone he had a beef with has a minor inconvenience.

He calls it the Ralphamale curse, and believes anyone who he has a bad interaction with is cursed to eventually get theirs.

Of course, this is true in the sense that everyone goes through hard times, because that's life, but it's Ralph's narcissistic impulse that makes him think he has even the slightest thing to do with it.

I personally think it's fucking hilarious that he's this deranged.

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

Ralph sets his win conditions so low that he just wins automatically whenever someone he had a beef with has a minor inconvenience.

He calls it the Ralphamale curse, and believes anyone who he has a bad interaction with is cursed to eventually get theirs.

Of course, this is true in the sense that everyone goes through hard times, because that's life, but it's Ralph's narcissistic impulse that makes him think he has even the slightest thing to do with it.

I personally think it's fucking hilarious that he's this deranged.

Ralph’s life is constant suffering from the moment he wakes up. Pretending he’s successful while his enemies are failing is his classic cope.

 

[Near]

Ralph sets his win conditions so low that he just wins automatically whenever someone he had a beef with has a minor inconvenience.

He calls it the Ralphamale curse, and believes anyone who he has a bad interaction with is cursed to eventually get theirs.

Of course, this is true in the sense that everyone goes through hard times, because that's life, but it's Ralph's narcissistic impulse that makes him think he has even the slightest thing to do with it.

I personally think it's fucking hilarious that he's this deranged.

I'm pretty sure he sets his win conditions so low to keep himself "sane".
It's L after L after L for Ethan Ralph.
This is the equivalent of playing on Easy mode. Except all the rewards are only in your head, Ralph.

At the end of the day, everyone sleeps better at night while you drink yourself into a comma, piggy. Suweeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[Drive-By Comment]

L after L after

Did that Chromosomefrog beating Ralph get any consequences? Or did Ralph not pursue it because he is so Ralphamale. That would have been open and shut case and actual W.

Well I guess he still could. And to be honest fucking should. Was I not entertained, yes I fucking was. But I also believe such behavior is worth castration.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

Hey Ralph, suck it you fat faggot, go suck keffals dick some more.

 

[.iota.]

drunken swine tweets during the downtime ...

september 18th ... writing his own headline and referring to himself in the third person:


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september 21st ... fat, stupid, and wrong, as always:


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[PaladinBoo]

Hi Ralph! I know you read all my posts, you told me that yourself when you told me that you fantasize about me hanging from a ceiling. It looks like your Queen Keffals failed to take the site down lard ass. Which means we can now go back to making fun of your dumb gunted fat ass. Maybe you and your true love shouldn't have celebrated so early. As they say, never count your chickens before they hatch. May you continue to bring the Farms more joy and laughter Ralph.

 

[AltisticRight]

Smug gloating pig, spouting lies about the "hack".
Relevant post:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/secureserver-tv-killstream-tv.92506/post-12954018

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

I for one am really happy to be back on here to laugh at this fat retard. I can't wait for his next car accident reading our funny little sperg posts here.

 

[.iota.]

@AltisticRight
i had to go the secure server thread to read your post, but it was glorious!
i've missed you. and i've missed the shitposting that the ragepig inspires.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

drunken swine tweets during the downtime ...

september 18th ... writing his own headline and referring to himself in the third person:

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september 21st ... fat, stupid, and wrong, as always:

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The biggest inconvenience of the hack was not being able to use KF.
Following the sites own advice and using an unconnected email account meant that all I did was change some passwords I had forgot because I was unsure what they were. Even then they weren't connected to this email. Zero problems.
Meanwhile Ralph was actively calling his supporters pussies when they did not want to use their own numbers and credit card details for Secure Server, which made it harder for him to take their money, so when they got hacked they were receiving troll calls.
Calling out Ralph's hypocrisys is kinda pointless, but worth putting the piggy on record.

 

[genericwhitemale]

Ralph's new profile picture is hideous to me. He looks like an even more grotesque Cernovich. That weird smug smile on such an unphotogenic face. There's almost an instinct to shield my eyes when looking at it because I can feel the grease and sweat running from his pig face.