🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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Ralph's new profile picture is hideous to me. He looks like an even more grotesque Cernovich. That weird smug smile on such an unphotogenic face. There's almost an instinct to shield my eyes when looking at it because I can feel the grease and sweat running from his pig face.

I thought I accidentally clicked on a parody account at first when I saw the new pfp. It looks like 60 year old Ralph just got his 3rd grade pictures taken and mommy was so proud she put it as his twitter pfp.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

It’s true. Joshua Connor Moon put his broke dick fan fiction forum fans at risk. As we speak the tranch is rolling up on random Kiwis and gunning them down while Keffals thumbs his stink ditch watching. We’re in a bad shape my fellow Kiwifarmers, we’re hunted and on the run because my email address was traced to my employer who then gave them all my info. I’m outside my bunker and not sure how much longer I have. Sounds of dilation echo in the distance and the thundering of fatties approaches. I’m doing my best by scattering scales and mirrors and signs that say you will never be a woman but I fear it’s not enough.

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

It’s true. Joshua Connor Moon put his broke dick fan fiction forum fans at risk. As we speak the tranch is rolling up on random Kiwis and gunning them down while Keffals thumbs his stink ditch watching. We’re in a bad shape my fellow Kiwifarmers, we’re hunted and on the run because my email address was traced to my employer who then gave them all my info. I’m outside my bunker and not sure how much longer I have. Sounds of dilation echo in the distance and the thundering of fatties approaches. I’m doing my best by scattering scales and mirrors and signs that say you will never be a woman but I fear it’s not enough.

It’s true I just was in my third rolling gun battle with a bunch of Twitter troon assassins this week. I don’t know how to cope with this massive L, only choice is to give the Ralphamale a W on behalf of his Queen Keffals.

 

[Slimy Time]

I thought I accidentally clicked on a parody account at first when I saw the new pfp. It looks like 60 year old Ralph just got his 3rd grade pictures taken and mommy was so proud she put it as his twitter pfp.

Looks like something I would make as a pfp for the lols.

 

[AltisticRight]

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Looks like something I would make as a pfp for the lols.

He has the piggish Kim Jong Un laugh.

 

[FamicomGorby]

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Looks like something I would make as a pfp for the lols.

His neckbeard literally looks like if someone glued their pubes to their face.

The only positive with it is I know shaving it off would make his face look like a formless blob.

 

[buttmunch]

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Looks like something I would make as a pfp for the lols.

lol hes really trying to force those piggy slits open wide but maybe dont smile so wide if you have manky jeremy kyle bottom teeth i dont know...

 

[Drunkensailor]

His neckbeard literally looks like if someone glued their pubes to their face.

The only positive with it is I know shaving it off would make his face look like a formless blob.

 

[.iota.]

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Looks like something I would make as a pfp for the lols.

this photo must have been taken before he went to portugal ... his eyes are looking in the same direction.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

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Looks like something I would make as a pfp for the lols.

lmao, my man is trying to show off to Keffals and this is the best he's got

 

[Fools Idol]

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Looks like something I would make as a pfp for the lols.

You can really see how fucked up his eyes are here. That Portuguese pimp did a real number on him.

 

[Reotardo da Vinci]

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Looks like something I would make as a pfp for the lols.

Fake teeth, you KNOW he’s hiding some fake teeth behind those flappy foreskin pig lips.

 

[AnOminous]

this photo must have been taken before he went to portugal ... his eyes are looking in the same direction.

His eyes remind me of the headlights of a car that was in a head-on collision and had really substandard bodywork done on it.

 

[.iota.]

@AnOminous
whatever do you mean?

 

[AnOminous]

@AnOminous
whatever do you mean?

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I also like how they're almost an intoxication meter, because they're cockeyed at best, but they get further and further apart the drunker he gets until they're practically pointing in opposite directions.

 

[AltisticRight]

Ethan Ralph is an example of adaptive evolution. His eyes are pointing sideways so he can examine the KF chat while he streams to 20 people about topics he knows nothing about.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Ralph's new profile picture is hideous to me. He looks like an even more grotesque Cernovich. That weird smug smile on such an unphotogenic face. There's almost an instinct to shield my eyes when looking at it because I can feel the grease and sweat running from his pig face.

It doesn't even look like him.

 

[TyrasGuard]

Ethan Ralph is an example of adaptive evolution. His eyes are pointing sideways so he can examine the KF chat while he streams to 20 people about topics he knows nothing about.

Not only that, his gunt bifurcates to protect the vital organs and he can recycle other people's waste. Truly the ultimate lifeform.

 

[Bixnood]

Do you guys think Ralph missed us while we were gone?

 

[LadiosSopp]

He missed us far more than we missed him.